Mealie Stardust
missdoda.bsky.social
Mealie Stardust
@missdoda.bsky.social
❤️ She/her, cis, bi🌈🏳️‍⚧️ ❤️ expect fangirl nonsense.
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Wife told me not to defrost the freezer with a screwdriver and a hammer. I knew better. £500 later and we have the exact same one as before but newer. She cant believe the job ive done "cleaning it". Broken one is now in next door's garage until I figure out how to get rid. Help
November 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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October 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Growing up in the West Midlands in the 70s and 80s was very concerned about nuclear war as a result of the competition between Nato and The Walsall Pact. Didn't know what Russia had to do with town off Junc 10 of M6 but still don't trust them to this day.
August 3, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Dysmorphia Smoothie. That one sounds like a winner.
July 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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All buses should have a deep bucket of water next to the driver's cab. Passengers should be empowered to drop the phones of users playing music or taking calls without headphones into the bucket.
July 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Over the past year or so, I've got into the habit of tapping my finger on the range hob, as I pass by, to check whether I've left them on. I have become a little forgetful as I get older. Well, this morning, I found out I had left one on and it's bloody stupid way to check.
May 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Ai thinks it's smart but it doesn't understand me when I tell it to Carl shut up for a second I'm trying to concentrate
April 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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I confidently told my A Level history class that being called to the bar meant that a lawyer had worked a dozen shifts behind the bar in a pub, to learn people skills. It turns out that my mum thought it was a funny lie to tell her daughter and I believed it until I was 18.
April 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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I've got so used to watching on-line videos set at double speed to save time, I haven't got the patience now to listen to anyone talk at normal speed.
March 31, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Used to work as an office cleaner at nights. Sometimes I'd flip a few pages deep in people's yellow post it note pads and write things like "I look at you all day and I'm in love with you" and "I wish we could meet after work"
March 30, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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And here we are - I am some unbeleavably proud of this!

This is also my first game as a lead so i hope you all enjoy it when its out! <3

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Disco Elysium on Android - Reveal Trailer
YouTube video by ZAUM
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March 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I found it kind of fascinating watching The Substance which bits I found I could suspend disbelief for and which I couldn't...there was a lot of weird shit that happened but it was the injections/withdrawals that that I'm like yeah right how would she know how to do that 😂😂 brains are funny
March 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I really don't understand why people want to go into space.
February 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Angels with dirty faces doesn't get enough love
February 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I'm coming to this horrifying realization that if you practice an instrument frequently not only do you start to get better, but practicing starts sucking less... It was that second part I don't think anyone ever told me 😂😂😂
February 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
When you've got a husband that indulges your fangirl weirdness 😁
February 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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There should be a maximum number of allowed celebrities and nobody else should be famous until one dies. I can't keep up with pop culture any more
February 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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You: They did the math.

Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ

You: What was that?

Me: Nothing.

Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ
February 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Years ago, I went to a birthday party in a small town. I went to a general store and asked if they had balloons. The fellow said yes. I asked if they had any in fun shapes and he said, "depends on how amusing you find circular". For some reason that's lived in my brain for years.
February 12, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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January 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Craft project talk -
'you're so ambitious!'
'That's very adventurous!'
Translation: are you fucking insane
January 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Microsoft and Google users trying figure out how to turn off their ‘AI assistants’.
January 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Come on, you should have learnt this by now. Retainer in, then put on the hand cream. Hand cream no taste good.
January 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Me being like oh my god that Rivendell light my bricks set was so much stress and work and I couldn't even do half of it myself but it looks amazing, but jesus, so much work.
3 hours later...and I'm just gonna slide the light kit for the Lego Galaxy into my basket with that extension cable yeah :D
a man in a leather jacket and tie is saying cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
ALT: a man in a leather jacket and tie is saying cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
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January 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I've started using the daylist thing on Spotify and it's always indie this or indie that and I'm starting to feel like Spotify is calling me an indie wanker every morning
December 19, 2024 at 7:14 AM