Hot take...the tin man in the wizard of oz, gay. No I will not be explaining.

i love how chappell roan said no one can love a woman like a woman can she's so real for that

What gets me about the Rudolph song is that, he was mocked for his genetic difference until he was proven useful to save the other reindeer’s jobs. And Santa didnt care till his reputation was on the line.

I know it’s not that deep but that’s messed up lmao

Optimist: the cup is half full

Pessimist: the cup is half empty

Cat: launching that fucker off the table regardless

Noise canceling headphones.
Fear canceling goggles.
Emotion canceling ice cream.

If the Monster Mash is a graveyard smash, that would mean there is an entire Graveyard Chart full of songs almost as good as the Monster Mash

my favorite red hot chili peppers lyric is “do a little dance and then i drink a little water”. because that’s just good advice

Surprise Songs for Toronto, Night 5:

- Ours x the last great american dynasty 🎸
- Cassandra x mad woman x I Did Something Bad 🎹

My wife & I tried role play but we kept fighting over who would be Mr. Bean

It’s the PG version of face fucking.

Spa retreat in the lakes...now we're stranded but I'm too zen to care.
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