Electric Wall Honey
@missususs.bsky.social
First law of thermodynamics. Trading in arcane knowledge. Minnesota is home. If you know me, no you don’t.
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Women only care about one thing. A beautifully cooked ham they dont have to share. They can eat the whole thing and they dont have to share with anyone. 6lbs of ham just for themself. They can take it in the bath or on the couch and its just theirs, not to share. No one can ask for a single swallow
Yeah, sign me up.
Kid B sees me examining this photo and starts asking me if they are with the dead people in the box with straw. And, readers, it took me a moment but the child is describing … a nativity scene. 💀💀💀
December 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Kid B sees me examining this photo and starts asking me if they are with the dead people in the box with straw. And, readers, it took me a moment but the child is describing … a nativity scene. 💀💀💀
As a moderate, center-left-leaning democrat, I am now prepared to burn this whole mother fucker to the ground. I swear to God.
"I want people to know what happened to him, a man who lived 30 years here, hardworking, paid taxes, and they treated him like an animal," said Gantchev's wife, who ...fears retaliation from federal officials. "They are so rude to him... They treated him like he was a murderer."
Bulgarian Chicago business owner dies in ICE custody, sparking calls for 'immediate investigation'
A Bulgarian business owner who lived in Chicago for decades and was arrested during an immigration enforcement 'blitz' has died while in the custody of ICE at a private prison in Michigan, the ABC7 I-...
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December 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
As a moderate, center-left-leaning democrat, I am now prepared to burn this whole mother fucker to the ground. I swear to God.
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The actor Michael Sheen used all his money to start a fake debt collecting business, buy 900 people in Wales's debt, and excused it. If Musk bought ALL $194 billion in medical debt in the U.S. and excused it in the same way, he'd still be the world's riches man by hundreds of billions of dollars.
Michael Sheen spent his own money to write off $1.3 million of neighbors’ debts | CNN
Actor Michael Sheen has bought $1.3 million of his neighbors’ debts and written them off using $129,000 of his own money.
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December 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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The children just declared me the biggest Pokémon in the world. I’ve never received such high praise.
December 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The children just declared me the biggest Pokémon in the world. I’ve never received such high praise.
We ran a quick focus group with the kids. This is a non-issue. Once they come for the fro-yo then we’re in some trouble.
December 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
We ran a quick focus group with the kids. This is a non-issue. Once they come for the fro-yo then we’re in some trouble.
I quit my job today. I’m fucking amazing.
December 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I quit my job today. I’m fucking amazing.
For your patriotic pleasure.
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
For your patriotic pleasure.
I am in love with our local fauna.
It’s a story of forbidden love you won’t see anywhere else - a turkey and a Public Works truck.
December 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I am in love with our local fauna.
Bananas
Desperately searching for the wayward piece of rotten fruit that is growing this murder of fruit flies in my home. Absolute terrorists.
December 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Bananas
Desperately searching for the wayward piece of rotten fruit that is growing this murder of fruit flies in my home. Absolute terrorists.
December 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Desperately searching for the wayward piece of rotten fruit that is growing this murder of fruit flies in my home. Absolute terrorists.
Who needs a planner when you can have four notebooks, six hundred stickies, and scribbles on the torn-off corners from other important documents to keep track of things?
Just a reminder that if you have ADHD and a physical planner hasn’t fixed your life yet, this is not the year that it will magically cure you.
December 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Who needs a planner when you can have four notebooks, six hundred stickies, and scribbles on the torn-off corners from other important documents to keep track of things?
Oh, my little skolitos. This is not going well, is it?
November 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Oh, my little skolitos. This is not going well, is it?
It’s typical to have to drain your pie, right?
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
It’s typical to have to drain your pie, right?
Watching this with the sickos and I’ll never see it the same way again. Rethinking the tarantula as Anansi and most certainly is Kevin’s spirit animal.
But the wet bandits are also gods. They take fatal injury after fatal injury and they just dust themselves off and continue their relentless pursuit of Kevin. It should be horrifying, but
Kevin’s innocence obscures this.
Kevin’s innocence obscures this.
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Watching this with the sickos and I’ll never see it the same way again. Rethinking the tarantula as Anansi and most certainly is Kevin’s spirit animal.
Kid B with Flu A just puked all over me. So, you know, mission accomplished.
Ah, the holiday sickness has begun. Just cough in my mouth and let’s get it over with, kid.
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Kid B with Flu A just puked all over me. So, you know, mission accomplished.
But really, the fancier my pants the crabbier my pants.
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
But really, the fancier my pants the crabbier my pants.
Ah, the holiday sickness has begun. Just cough in my mouth and let’s get it over with, kid.
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Ah, the holiday sickness has begun. Just cough in my mouth and let’s get it over with, kid.
Stifling 2am lolz so as not to wake the babes.
And one time I lost part of my thumb to a mandolin after discarding the safety guard that was slowing me down while making homemade au gratin potatoes. Never again.
And one time I lost part of my thumb to a mandolin after discarding the safety guard that was slowing me down while making homemade au gratin potatoes. Never again.
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Stifling 2am lolz so as not to wake the babes.
And one time I lost part of my thumb to a mandolin after discarding the safety guard that was slowing me down while making homemade au gratin potatoes. Never again.
And one time I lost part of my thumb to a mandolin after discarding the safety guard that was slowing me down while making homemade au gratin potatoes. Never again.
Minnesotans already at their finest in the break room this morning.
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Minnesotans already at their finest in the break room this morning.
Getting ready to eat my body weight in raw oysters. Fucking Seattle.
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Getting ready to eat my body weight in raw oysters. Fucking Seattle.
Post you from a different era
(It me in 5 years)
(It me in 5 years)
November 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Post you from a different era
(It me in 5 years)
(It me in 5 years)
The Hennepin Co library creating a physical Prince library card will become a marketing case study for business schools. It may be my bubble, but this is the only news on my feed.
November 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The Hennepin Co library creating a physical Prince library card will become a marketing case study for business schools. It may be my bubble, but this is the only news on my feed.
“Nay! A tampon and a NuvaRing in every pot!”
Dead.
Dead.
Today, Ross Douthat sincerely asked in 'The New York Times': “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” The women of VF found the question to be hysterical, in the funny and shrieking-female senses.
Drawing on the hallowed form of publishing workplace instant messages, we are issuing this considered response.
Drawing on the hallowed form of publishing workplace instant messages, we are issuing this considered response.
Women of Vanity Fair Consider: Wait, Did We Ruin the Workplace?
Today, The New York Times published a conversation between the conservative columnist Ross Douthat and two writers about just how bad ladies have screwed up corporate culture with their presence. We f...
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November 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
“Nay! A tampon and a NuvaRing in every pot!”
Dead.
Dead.
Ugly cried in the car on the way to the office today. And completely validated upon walking in here.
November 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Ugly cried in the car on the way to the office today. And completely validated upon walking in here.