Mitch Coleman
@mitchcol.bsky.social
Bats left, throws left, dresses left. Match my commitment!
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Who did this!?! 🤣🤣🤣
December 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Who did this!?! 🤣🤣🤣
I don’t care who celebrities are fucking. All I know is, they’re never going to fuck me.
Politicians, on the other hand…
Politicians, on the other hand…
December 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I don’t care who celebrities are fucking. All I know is, they’re never going to fuck me.
Politicians, on the other hand…
Politicians, on the other hand…
Yes, the Black Knight had all four limbs chopped off, but he was still trying to hop back into the fight!
December 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Yes, the Black Knight had all four limbs chopped off, but he was still trying to hop back into the fight!
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“Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. But teach a man how to fish and Pete Hegseth will murder him.”
December 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
“Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. But teach a man how to fish and Pete Hegseth will murder him.”
If the J6 bomber was MAGA, as it appears he was, why leave bombs outside both RNC and DNC HQ?
December 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
If the J6 bomber was MAGA, as it appears he was, why leave bombs outside both RNC and DNC HQ?
Tree goes up, champagne goes down. Merry Christmas everybody!
December 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Tree goes up, champagne goes down. Merry Christmas everybody!
Me, attending my first yoga class in five years: “This is kinda fun. I think I’ll get back into it.”
Me, one week later: “Yeeeah…no.”
Me, one week later: “Yeeeah…no.”
December 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Me, attending my first yoga class in five years: “This is kinda fun. I think I’ll get back into it.”
Me, one week later: “Yeeeah…no.”
Me, one week later: “Yeeeah…no.”
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And as the legend goes, he'll be sleeping for the next 20 years -which is probably the greatest Christmas gift any of us has ever, and will ever receive.
#DonaldTrump
#DonaldTrump
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
And as the legend goes, he'll be sleeping for the next 20 years -which is probably the greatest Christmas gift any of us has ever, and will ever receive.
#DonaldTrump
#DonaldTrump
I’m a pessimist, so I’m thinking the over/under for Aftyn Behn is 44%.
Yeah, I know, but Tennessee. And like I said—pessimist.
Yeah, I know, but Tennessee. And like I said—pessimist.
December 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I’m a pessimist, so I’m thinking the over/under for Aftyn Behn is 44%.
Yeah, I know, but Tennessee. And like I said—pessimist.
Yeah, I know, but Tennessee. And like I said—pessimist.
Admiral Bradley about to find out why you don’t carry out illegal orders.
December 2, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Admiral Bradley about to find out why you don’t carry out illegal orders.
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If the Venezuelan sailors were enemy combatants, then the 2nd strike is a war crime.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If the Venezuelan sailors were enemy combatants, then the 2nd strike is a war crime.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
This is the clearest, most thoughtful explanation that I’ve seen.
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
This is the clearest, most thoughtful explanation that I’ve seen.
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That sound you heard was every GOP elected official with a lick of sense absolutely SHITTING themselves thinking about the visual of Mark Kelly back in uniform before a military court as Whiskey Pete's handpicked chucklefucks try to railroad him on bogus charges.
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
That sound you heard was every GOP elected official with a lick of sense absolutely SHITTING themselves thinking about the visual of Mark Kelly back in uniform before a military court as Whiskey Pete's handpicked chucklefucks try to railroad him on bogus charges.
Tired of seeing social media posts that are some version of “We can impeach Trump and save this country! We just need to convince Republicans to do the right thing!”
November 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Tired of seeing social media posts that are some version of “We can impeach Trump and save this country! We just need to convince Republicans to do the right thing!”
So swastikas are once again a hate symbol. Good to know.
November 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
So swastikas are once again a hate symbol. Good to know.
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if youre a congressional leader and you wont publicly criticize trump out of fear, please step down and give your seat to someone who will do it. because this is the job. this is the fucking job.
November 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
if youre a congressional leader and you wont publicly criticize trump out of fear, please step down and give your seat to someone who will do it. because this is the job. this is the fucking job.
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If there are no consequences to the "president" for threatening political opponents with death or being cruel to reporters, then why is it even news? Just so we can all be sad about it?
November 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If there are no consequences to the "president" for threatening political opponents with death or being cruel to reporters, then why is it even news? Just so we can all be sad about it?
19 followers away from 7k. Am I begging for followers? No.
But am I posting the kind of relatable, repostable, thought-provoking content that will get me there?
Also no.
But am I posting the kind of relatable, repostable, thought-provoking content that will get me there?
Also no.
November 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
19 followers away from 7k. Am I begging for followers? No.
But am I posting the kind of relatable, repostable, thought-provoking content that will get me there?
Also no.
But am I posting the kind of relatable, repostable, thought-provoking content that will get me there?
Also no.
Is anyone surprised that Donald Trump is both tacitly and overtly encouraging his followers to assassinate Dems?
November 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Is anyone surprised that Donald Trump is both tacitly and overtly encouraging his followers to assassinate Dems?
There will never be a shortage of men and women willing to do evil on behalf of Donald Trump.
November 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
There will never be a shortage of men and women willing to do evil on behalf of Donald Trump.
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You know our media is failing us when a reporter poses a serious question and everybody freaks out with praise.
November 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
You know our media is failing us when a reporter poses a serious question and everybody freaks out with praise.
I’m a lifelong Dem (70 y.o.) and I love my party. It’s the old people running it that I can’t stand.
November 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I’m a lifelong Dem (70 y.o.) and I love my party. It’s the old people running it that I can’t stand.
Me, making a sandwich and discovering that the bakery had mistakenly put white bread in a sourdough bag.
“You maniacs…Damn you! God damn you all to hell!”
“You maniacs…Damn you! God damn you all to hell!”
November 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Me, making a sandwich and discovering that the bakery had mistakenly put white bread in a sourdough bag.
“You maniacs…Damn you! God damn you all to hell!”
“You maniacs…Damn you! God damn you all to hell!”