Mitch Parker
@mitchparker.bsky.social
A Blake Treinen hater account
Putting together my 2025 Album of the Year list and have come to the devestating conclusion that one of my favourite albums sounds like it came from the 2012 indie scene.
Anyway, shoutout to The Burning Hell. Really fun album.
Anyway, shoutout to The Burning Hell. Really fun album.
December 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Putting together my 2025 Album of the Year list and have come to the devestating conclusion that one of my favourite albums sounds like it came from the 2012 indie scene.
Anyway, shoutout to The Burning Hell. Really fun album.
Anyway, shoutout to The Burning Hell. Really fun album.
Turns out Lane Kiffin was absolutely the type of dickhead to only learn therapy words just to become more toxic.
Man's going to have an all-time passive aggressive instagram post featuring a sunset once this is all done.
Man's going to have an all-time passive aggressive instagram post featuring a sunset once this is all done.
November 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Turns out Lane Kiffin was absolutely the type of dickhead to only learn therapy words just to become more toxic.
Man's going to have an all-time passive aggressive instagram post featuring a sunset once this is all done.
Man's going to have an all-time passive aggressive instagram post featuring a sunset once this is all done.
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close enough welcome back Kandinsky
November 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
close enough welcome back Kandinsky
What's the point of even playing the sport if we're doing things like this. You don't like it? Don't lose games.
This might be an unpopular take ... but if I'm the ACC and Cal upsets SMU, I override the tiebreakers and put Miami in the ACC championship game against Virginia.
November 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
What's the point of even playing the sport if we're doing things like this. You don't like it? Don't lose games.
Dante Moore loves throwing to Sadiq in a way that causes Sadiq the most amount of pain
November 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Dante Moore loves throwing to Sadiq in a way that causes Sadiq the most amount of pain
He's been doing it all game, ref!
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
He's been doing it all game, ref!
Grounding is a joke of a rule.
November 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Grounding is a joke of a rule.
Bought my 9 year old nephew an entry grade gundam to give him a creative activity to do after school.
I fear I've now accidentally started an expensive hobby for the both of us.
I fear I've now accidentally started an expensive hobby for the both of us.
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Bought my 9 year old nephew an entry grade gundam to give him a creative activity to do after school.
I fear I've now accidentally started an expensive hobby for the both of us.
I fear I've now accidentally started an expensive hobby for the both of us.
Kenyon Sadiq has gotta be one of the most talented players I've ever seen at Oregon.
November 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Kenyon Sadiq has gotta be one of the most talented players I've ever seen at Oregon.
USC just gave Oregon a gift by having one of the worst red zone possessions imaginable.
November 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
USC just gave Oregon a gift by having one of the worst red zone possessions imaginable.
That's the good stuff
November 16, 2025 at 5:57 AM
That's the good stuff
Noah Whittington just had the most insane run since the beastquake and he almost ruined it by dropping the ball.
November 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Noah Whittington just had the most insane run since the beastquake and he almost ruined it by dropping the ball.
I fear after the last week that Andy Pages has become one of my favorite players
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I fear after the last week that Andy Pages has become one of my favorite players
Why the hell have I been subjected to both my college and NFL team playing Iowa this weekend
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Why the hell have I been subjected to both my college and NFL team playing Iowa this weekend
We gotta do something about college kickers. Disgusting to see how competent they are nowadays.
What happened to the game I love?
What happened to the game I love?
November 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
We gotta do something about college kickers. Disgusting to see how competent they are nowadays.
What happened to the game I love?
What happened to the game I love?
Boy, I just don't know how Oregon is meant to handle wet weather football in Iowa. Those west coast boys have never seen rain in their lives.
November 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Boy, I just don't know how Oregon is meant to handle wet weather football in Iowa. Those west coast boys have never seen rain in their lives.
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Final Fantasy VII (1997)
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Final Fantasy VII (1997)
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You can really tell Snell's brain has been fully developed by CoD lobbies and social media.
November 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
You can really tell Snell's brain has been fully developed by CoD lobbies and social media.
New plan for the Dodgers: we make sure an old position player has rib issues and is zooted out of their mind every post-season. Max, you're up next.
November 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
New plan for the Dodgers: we make sure an old position player has rib issues and is zooted out of their mind every post-season. Max, you're up next.
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Sometimes people say a game has a good story and it turns out the game just has a story.
November 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Sometimes people say a game has a good story and it turns out the game just has a story.
You can always trust Auburn to do the dumbest thing, even when they're trying to do the right thing.
SOURCES: Auburn has fired head coach Hugh Freeze, @theathletic.com has learned.
Comes one day after a 10-3 loss to Kentucky to fall to 1-5 in SEC play. DJ Durkin will be the interim head coach.
Comes one day after a 10-3 loss to Kentucky to fall to 1-5 in SEC play. DJ Durkin will be the interim head coach.
November 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
You can always trust Auburn to do the dumbest thing, even when they're trying to do the right thing.
Still thinking about how we had a season long subplot of Andy Pages' misadventures in center field only for it to show up again in game 7 to help win us the world series.
November 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Still thinking about how we had a season long subplot of Andy Pages' misadventures in center field only for it to show up again in game 7 to help win us the world series.
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Bought a gold Yama jersey earlier this year and boy that aged tremendously
November 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Bought a gold Yama jersey earlier this year and boy that aged tremendously