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Uncharismatic Megafauna
Do I like Hozier?! No….its must be the whiskey talking
January 18, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
What’s up?
January 14, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao
January 10, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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Americans imagining how they'd react to tyranny vs. Americans when tyranny happens:
January 9, 2026 at 1:12 PM
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DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:

"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
December 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Today on the calendar, a seminal and mind-altering work
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
October 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
September 16, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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Very succinct WSJ summary of the staggering migration shock that successive Tory governments inflicted on Britain as they tried to mitigate and hide the economic consequences of the Brexit disaster
August 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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i am losing my fucking mind at the executive of the Israeli cyber directorate coming to the united states to engage in literal child sex trafficking tourism and being caught in a sting
August 16, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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“When asked directly whether he could guarantee under oath that French citizen data would never be transmitted to US authorities without explicit French authorization, [Microsoft France's director of public and legal affairs Anton] Carniaux responded: ‘No, I cannot guarantee it.’”
Microsoft can't protect French data from US government access
Company admits under oath that American authorities can demand European citizen information despite security promises.
ppc.land
July 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
@rat-carpet.yeen.wang another day in the TdF and more total chaos for intermediate points
July 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Mama,
Here comes midnight
with the dead moon
in its jaws
July 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Corgis have an extremely low center of gravity and the density of a dead star.

PERFECT for skateboarding! 😇
May 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Here is a clip of the student's speech.
May 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”
May 12, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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shortly after his outburst, fetterman, naked except for a dirty little cloth around his bottom, stumbled back to his cave. “just because i is guzzling human beans every night,” he cried, “those squimpy little bogglewarts hate me”
May 8, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Wrote this with Paddy Power founder Stewart Kenny on how the gambling industry is destroying both horse racing and people’s lives by peddling online casino
Op/Ed: Racing's Future and Reducing Gambling Harm Go Hand in Hand
By Stewart Kenny and Matt Zarb-Cousin When betting shops had Fixed Odds Betting Terminals (FOBTs) at £100 a spin, offering high-speed roulette, the machines changed the atmosphere of betting shops. Pu...
www.thoroughbreddailynews.com
April 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM