Michael Jones
@mlwjones.bsky.social
Professor, amateur comedian, comics fan, political junkie, Twitter refugee
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Reporter: Wall Street analysts have a new term called the TACO trade.. Saying Trump always chickens out on tariffs…
Trump: I kick out?
Reporter: Chicken out.
Trump: I kick out?
Reporter: Chicken out.
May 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Reporter: Wall Street analysts have a new term called the TACO trade.. Saying Trump always chickens out on tariffs…
Trump: I kick out?
Reporter: Chicken out.
Trump: I kick out?
Reporter: Chicken out.
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Don't be sad—everything is temporary, including those who run the show with their executive orders day after day, including the super wealthy who count their fortunes in marble halls.
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March 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Don't be sad—everything is temporary, including those who run the show with their executive orders day after day, including the super wealthy who count their fortunes in marble halls.
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living nightmare
February 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
living nightmare
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This is correct.
Everything is dumb and terrible, and it's gonna be dumb and terrible for a while. It’s important to do what you can to make it less dumb and terrible, and it's important to find a way make some contentment for yourself in spite of everything being dumb and terrible.
January 16, 2025 at 12:08 PM
This is correct.
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I did indeed say that.
to @briantylercohen.bsky.social at the 4:23 mark. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up_Y...
to @briantylercohen.bsky.social at the 4:23 mark. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up_Y...
January 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I did indeed say that.
to @briantylercohen.bsky.social at the 4:23 mark. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up_Y...
to @briantylercohen.bsky.social at the 4:23 mark. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up_Y...
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This is gonna be fun…
January 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This is gonna be fun…
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I continue to be deeply moved by this statement to the heavens by President Carter.
December 30, 2024 at 2:30 PM
I continue to be deeply moved by this statement to the heavens by President Carter.
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I fill boxes. Happy New Year.
December 31, 2024 at 2:39 AM
I fill boxes. Happy New Year.
As a resident of territory under consideration of US expansion, I cordially invite vice-president elect Trump to fuck off, and president-elect Musk needs to go to rehab.
At least to my knowledge and in my experience, this is the most benign any U.S. corporate media outlet has ever made war crimes that would destabilize the planet sound
And if you can believe it, this headline is an edit of a previous headline that coyly said Trump was "teasing" these acts of war
And if you can believe it, this headline is an edit of a previous headline that coyly said Trump was "teasing" these acts of war
December 24, 2024 at 7:48 AM
As a resident of territory under consideration of US expansion, I cordially invite vice-president elect Trump to fuck off, and president-elect Musk needs to go to rehab.
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Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan
theonion.com/cat-clinging...
theonion.com/cat-clinging...
December 23, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan
theonion.com/cat-clinging...
theonion.com/cat-clinging...
Most Canadians have no interest in doing this, even under sane American leadership.
Those who did, like failed professor and psychologist Benzo Kermit, left. And good riddance to them.
Those who did, like failed professor and psychologist Benzo Kermit, left. And good riddance to them.
December 18, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Most Canadians have no interest in doing this, even under sane American leadership.
Those who did, like failed professor and psychologist Benzo Kermit, left. And good riddance to them.
Those who did, like failed professor and psychologist Benzo Kermit, left. And good riddance to them.
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Annual reminder:
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
December 14, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Annual reminder:
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
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Do you want to build a snowman, you MONSTER??
December 9, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Do you want to build a snowman, you MONSTER??
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can’t say Merry Christmas anymore because of the Woke Police 😔
December 7, 2024 at 3:49 PM
can’t say Merry Christmas anymore because of the Woke Police 😔
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When men rage, they blow and shoot things up and start wars.
When women rage, we create.
We knit, do embroidery and cross stitch. We create new things ... while we figure out how to fix the broken things.
Behold rage project #1
When women rage, we create.
We knit, do embroidery and cross stitch. We create new things ... while we figure out how to fix the broken things.
Behold rage project #1
December 4, 2024 at 4:12 PM
When men rage, they blow and shoot things up and start wars.
When women rage, we create.
We knit, do embroidery and cross stitch. We create new things ... while we figure out how to fix the broken things.
Behold rage project #1
When women rage, we create.
We knit, do embroidery and cross stitch. We create new things ... while we figure out how to fix the broken things.
Behold rage project #1
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One of many reasons @terriblemapshq.bsky.social is a good read.
December 5, 2024 at 5:29 AM
One of many reasons @terriblemapshq.bsky.social is a good read.
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Here's an artist's rendering of a motorist reacting to the proposal to convert a parking lane on Evanston's Chicago Avenue to a two-way protected bike lane.
There's a community meeting on the project Tuesday 12/10, 7-9 p.m. at Crown Community Center.
chi.streetsblog.org/2024/11/29/d...
There's a community meeting on the project Tuesday 12/10, 7-9 p.m. at Crown Community Center.
chi.streetsblog.org/2024/11/29/d...
December 3, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Here's an artist's rendering of a motorist reacting to the proposal to convert a parking lane on Evanston's Chicago Avenue to a two-way protected bike lane.
There's a community meeting on the project Tuesday 12/10, 7-9 p.m. at Crown Community Center.
chi.streetsblog.org/2024/11/29/d...
There's a community meeting on the project Tuesday 12/10, 7-9 p.m. at Crown Community Center.
chi.streetsblog.org/2024/11/29/d...
Avoiding the cunts is a good and noble idea.
December 3, 2024 at 6:10 AM
Avoiding the cunts is a good and noble idea.
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