FKAmoistcanyon
@moistcanyon.bsky.social
Union Enabler. Escalating Nerve Damager. Loves things that are rad. Fuck These Flabby Bejowled Fascists.
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There’s a message she’s trying to convey but we don’t yet possess the technology
January 23, 2026 at 1:29 AM
There’s a message she’s trying to convey but we don’t yet possess the technology
AI finds its voice.
Netflix videos could be about to turn the other way up
Netflix videos could be about to turn the other way up
Netflix videos could be about to turn the other way up
www.independent.co.uk
January 22, 2026 at 7:42 AM
AI finds its voice.
I’m the baby joker
January 22, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I’m the baby joker
Why aren’t you motherfuckers clapping
January 21, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Why aren’t you motherfuckers clapping
Leif cornering me in the Designated Nook Freedom of Speech Square for an extra carrot start shakedown: “This is what Metallica warned us about in Harvester of Sorrow”
January 21, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Leif cornering me in the Designated Nook Freedom of Speech Square for an extra carrot start shakedown: “This is what Metallica warned us about in Harvester of Sorrow”
And telling that it used in the pejorative by both democrats and republicans to decry one another. It’s never fascist.
In the words of Kwame Ture
January 21, 2026 at 4:59 AM
And telling that it used in the pejorative by both democrats and republicans to decry one another. It’s never fascist.
Every time I lose an online match of call of duty to ‘99 Spurs’ Tim Duncan
*while being absolutely riddled with thousands of bullets*
AAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHH TH- THE DAMN WOKES!!!! WON'T EVEN LE- *is blown up by grenade*
AAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHH TH- THE DAMN WOKES!!!! WON'T EVEN LE- *is blown up by grenade*
January 21, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Every time I lose an online match of call of duty to ‘99 Spurs’ Tim Duncan
I mean it’s not a good by any metric but I dunno…slavery, agent orange, dropping bombs on Japanese citizens, Jim Crow, regime changing all day every day; legal, martial, ideological support of a still unfolding genocide, the existence of dick cheney and Henry Kissinger. It’s a stacked deck
school being canceled because the president sent armed thugs to harass and imprison the populace for voting against him should be the biggest domestic scandal in american history
January 21, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I mean it’s not a good by any metric but I dunno…slavery, agent orange, dropping bombs on Japanese citizens, Jim Crow, regime changing all day every day; legal, martial, ideological support of a still unfolding genocide, the existence of dick cheney and Henry Kissinger. It’s a stacked deck
Flew 10,000 miles to acknowledge an indisputable fact and left philosophically and scientifically satisfied.
January 21, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Flew 10,000 miles to acknowledge an indisputable fact and left philosophically and scientifically satisfied.
The most embarrassing, disqualifying pull quote I’ve seen in a long time
January 20, 2026 at 8:17 AM
The most embarrassing, disqualifying pull quote I’ve seen in a long time
Why do we have to get the internet involved? Just let it slide, console.
January 19, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Why do we have to get the internet involved? Just let it slide, console.
Air Bud has nothing on Horse Pool.
January 19, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Air Bud has nothing on Horse Pool.
Reposted by FKAmoistcanyon
look all i’m saying is just once it’d be nice if the cat acknowledged one of MY big yawns
January 19, 2026 at 12:43 AM
look all i’m saying is just once it’d be nice if the cat acknowledged one of MY big yawns
Look at these Beast-Tiddy Juice drinkers. Perpetual cul-de-sac reactionary boomer machine.
January 19, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Look at these Beast-Tiddy Juice drinkers. Perpetual cul-de-sac reactionary boomer machine.
Geese are a Spin Magazine ass band (pejorative)
January 19, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Geese are a Spin Magazine ass band (pejorative)
I assume it’s 80% panels and splash pages of dying to that big boi with the cleaver thing 2 minutes into the game.
Bloodborne: 1-3 Slipcase Set (Graphic Novel) paperback is $25.47 on Amazon buff.ly/zP4P3jS
4-6 Set $28.88 buff.ly/pNp2qaB #ad
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January 19, 2026 at 4:41 PM
I assume it’s 80% panels and splash pages of dying to that big boi with the cleaver thing 2 minutes into the game.
This is the one. This is the social media account I don’t nuke after 4 months of erratic use.
January 19, 2026 at 3:32 PM
This is the one. This is the social media account I don’t nuke after 4 months of erratic use.