Moke
@moke.me
He/Him
Software Engineer
Posts in English and Portuguese
From 🇧🇷, but living in 🇵🇹 since 2018
Father of the most beautiful girl!
Software Engineer
Posts in English and Portuguese
From 🇧🇷, but living in 🇵🇹 since 2018
Father of the most beautiful girl!
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Eu tô com pena (mentira!) de quem tava secando. Se pra quem tava torcendo foi um horror, imagina secar. Vida de secador é sempre pior.
December 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Eu tô com pena (mentira!) de quem tava secando. Se pra quem tava torcendo foi um horror, imagina secar. Vida de secador é sempre pior.
Mas que o Inter não só flertou, como viveu um relacionamento relâmpago com o rebaixamento, não há duvidas. Hora de mudar muita coisa.
December 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Mas que o Inter não só flertou, como viveu um relacionamento relâmpago com o rebaixamento, não há duvidas. Hora de mudar muita coisa.
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Oh look. They’ve actually drawn a diagram for all the people stupid enough to need a bloody diagram.
Elon Musk and his Russian friends call for the abolishment of the EU
December 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Oh look. They’ve actually drawn a diagram for all the people stupid enough to need a bloody diagram.
Make America Great Again by making everyone else weaker, aka the American Techno-Fascism dream.
Elon Musk has continued to publicly endorse the far right and now he's trying to disband the EU.
And Europeans keep using his products and putting money in his pockets.
And Europeans keep using his products and putting money in his pockets.
December 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Make America Great Again by making everyone else weaker, aka the American Techno-Fascism dream.
He meant Piss Prize
December 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
He meant Piss Prize
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My theory is that something happened with the universe when we turned on the Large Hadron Collider. This is beyond stupid.
December 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
My theory is that something happened with the universe when we turned on the Large Hadron Collider. This is beyond stupid.
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Assuming there isn’t more to this than we know, it is indeed very embarrassing to see an industry obsessed with being taken seriously as an art form self censor in this way.
You need the grit if you want the pearl, dweebs. No amount of trotting out auteur film directors on stage offsets that need
You need the grit if you want the pearl, dweebs. No amount of trotting out auteur film directors on stage offsets that need
Despite the controversy, Horses is only shocking if you're unfamiliar with the history movies, theater, literature, or basically any art form that does not have stats. aftermath.site/horses-indie-g...
Horses Is Tame
Horses, the indie game that is too scandalous for either Valve or Epic, is only beyond the pale if you're not familiar with any other art form.
aftermath.site
December 5, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Assuming there isn’t more to this than we know, it is indeed very embarrassing to see an industry obsessed with being taken seriously as an art form self censor in this way.
You need the grit if you want the pearl, dweebs. No amount of trotting out auteur film directors on stage offsets that need
You need the grit if you want the pearl, dweebs. No amount of trotting out auteur film directors on stage offsets that need
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Is cloudflare acting up again?? LinkedIn is DOWN. How will I get inspired by tales of professional success against the odds?
December 5, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Is cloudflare acting up again?? LinkedIn is DOWN. How will I get inspired by tales of professional success against the odds?
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You’ve heard of Barbenheimer, but have you heard of …
December 25, 2023 at 12:29 AM
You’ve heard of Barbenheimer, but have you heard of …
Final last words
@AdamSchefter tweeted
Mason Rudolph has replaced an injured Aaron Rodgers.
Mason Rudolph has replaced an injured Aaron Rodgers.
November 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Final last words
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olha como eles noticiam um AUMENTO de 7,18%
Governo Lula reduz salário mínimo de 2026 para R$ 1.627
Governo Lula reduz para R$ 1.627 previsão de salário mínimo de 2026 após inflação menor
Se confirmado, novo valor representará um aumento de 7,18% em relação ao piso atual (R$ 1.518)
www1.folha.uol.com.br
November 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
olha como eles noticiam um AUMENTO de 7,18%
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If you'd like any programming practice, I have ten years (soon: 11) of programming puzzles on adventofcode.com!
All of the puzzles are completely free! This is possible in part due to some lovely sponsors who you should definitely check out: adventofcode.com/2025/sponsors
All of the puzzles are completely free! This is possible in part due to some lovely sponsors who you should definitely check out: adventofcode.com/2025/sponsors
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
If you'd like any programming practice, I have ten years (soon: 11) of programming puzzles on adventofcode.com!
All of the puzzles are completely free! This is possible in part due to some lovely sponsors who you should definitely check out: adventofcode.com/2025/sponsors
All of the puzzles are completely free! This is possible in part due to some lovely sponsors who you should definitely check out: adventofcode.com/2025/sponsors
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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In .NET 10 you can run C# directly piped into `dotnet run`:
'Console.WriteLine("hi");' | dotnet run -
'Console.WriteLine("hi");' | dotnet run -
November 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
In .NET 10 you can run C# directly piped into `dotnet run`:
'Console.WriteLine("hi");' | dotnet run -
'Console.WriteLine("hi");' | dotnet run -
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Do I know anyone who works at GitHub anymore? Our redirect has stopped working and people are freaking out. (Repo moved several months ago, but the redirect was fine up until today.)
a man in a suit and tie is saying help help
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is saying help help
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Do I know anyone who works at GitHub anymore? Our redirect has stopped working and people are freaking out. (Repo moved several months ago, but the redirect was fine up until today.)
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P-p-p-poper face, p-p-poper face
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
P-p-p-poper face, p-p-poper face
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que vídeo deprimente, ele está realmente definhando!
No momento da troca da tornozeleira eletrônica, Jair Bolsonaro foi questionado sobre pq ela estava tão danificada. Ele responde que, por “curiosidade”, usava o ferro de solda desde a tarde 👇🏾
November 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
que vídeo deprimente, ele está realmente definhando!