MOE
@molecularmoe.bsky.social
Compost in training. Avid reader. Sci-fi enjoyer. Marvel Comics fan. Will cook you dinner. Won't support Nazis. Also not a lemur.
Partner to @subparpeach.bsky.social
He/Him
Partner to @subparpeach.bsky.social
He/Him
s/o to the good in the world
it's worth fighting for
it's worth fighting for
June 14, 2025 at 6:57 AM
s/o to the good in the world
it's worth fighting for
it's worth fighting for
@gamechangershow.bsky.social give Jacob the travel show and make tons of money, please
April 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
@gamechangershow.bsky.social give Jacob the travel show and make tons of money, please
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If "global recession" is anything like "recess" was in elementary school, we might be in for a very fun time ⚽⛹️♀️🏃♂️🏈
April 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
If "global recession" is anything like "recess" was in elementary school, we might be in for a very fun time ⚽⛹️♀️🏃♂️🏈
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my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20
April 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20
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in 1,000 years aliens are gonna find whatever’s left of earth and as they’re piecing together our history they’ll come upon that halftime show and go “goddamn you can’t lose a rap battle worse than that”
February 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
in 1,000 years aliens are gonna find whatever’s left of earth and as they’re piecing together our history they’ll come upon that halftime show and go “goddamn you can’t lose a rap battle worse than that”
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they should invent a version of the “you can go somewhere else and it buzzes when it’s your turn” that a lot of restaurants use, but it’s for the emergency room so I don’t have to wait in the coldest waiting room with coughing strangers for three hours
February 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
they should invent a version of the “you can go somewhere else and it buzzes when it’s your turn” that a lot of restaurants use, but it’s for the emergency room so I don’t have to wait in the coldest waiting room with coughing strangers for three hours
man i don't think we should be defunding education. I work at an arcade and the amount of teenagers who can't add their rewards points without help is astonishing
February 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
man i don't think we should be defunding education. I work at an arcade and the amount of teenagers who can't add their rewards points without help is astonishing
Friends in Real Life's debut is shaping up to be quite the album
January 30, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Friends in Real Life's debut is shaping up to be quite the album
how about GuantanaNO Bay
January 30, 2025 at 8:35 AM
how about GuantanaNO Bay
when a song feels like someone bottled your personal emotions, it's a lot like having a lightning bolt hit the tip of your penis.
January 30, 2025 at 7:24 AM
when a song feels like someone bottled your personal emotions, it's a lot like having a lightning bolt hit the tip of your penis.
Resistance to oppression isn't futility. Resistance to hope is.
January 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Resistance to oppression isn't futility. Resistance to hope is.
DOCTOR DOOM is such a diva, just kiss Reed already you big weirdo
January 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
DOCTOR DOOM is such a diva, just kiss Reed already you big weirdo
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You can't call yourself INDUSTRIAL either and be a bigot!
January 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
You can't call yourself INDUSTRIAL either and be a bigot!
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It's weird how we always talk about the idea that "if you die in the game, you die in real life," but nobody has ever stopped to ask what happens if you die in real life.
January 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
It's weird how we always talk about the idea that "if you die in the game, you die in real life," but nobody has ever stopped to ask what happens if you die in real life.
let's call posts on BlueSky clouds, okay?
Like tweets but better
Like tweets but better
January 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
let's call posts on BlueSky clouds, okay?
Like tweets but better
Like tweets but better
How many customers get to scream in my face before I'm allowed to scream back? Normalize the customer not always being right, the entitlement and ignorance from some of these nimrods is unparalleled.
January 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
How many customers get to scream in my face before I'm allowed to scream back? Normalize the customer not always being right, the entitlement and ignorance from some of these nimrods is unparalleled.
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The entirety of the Muppet Babies cartoon series exists within the 3 minutes that Piggy sings in Muppets Take Manhattan, this is easily explained using Inception rules
January 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The entirety of the Muppet Babies cartoon series exists within the 3 minutes that Piggy sings in Muppets Take Manhattan, this is easily explained using Inception rules
Just finished Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire last night and I can't believe they went with Abraham LinKong as the plot.
10/10, let me kiss the chef please
10/10, let me kiss the chef please
January 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Just finished Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire last night and I can't believe they went with Abraham LinKong as the plot.
10/10, let me kiss the chef please
10/10, let me kiss the chef please
The amount of men who leave the restroom without washing their hands while I'm present is disturbing. Like bro I'm right here, you have no shame?
January 23, 2025 at 8:52 AM
The amount of men who leave the restroom without washing their hands while I'm present is disturbing. Like bro I'm right here, you have no shame?
Zelda: Ocarina of Time, 1998
"Dost thou sense it? The climate of evil descending upon this realm..."
United States of America, 2025
"Dost thou sense it? The climate of evil descending upon this realm..."
"Dost thou sense it? The climate of evil descending upon this realm..."
United States of America, 2025
"Dost thou sense it? The climate of evil descending upon this realm..."
January 23, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Zelda: Ocarina of Time, 1998
"Dost thou sense it? The climate of evil descending upon this realm..."
United States of America, 2025
"Dost thou sense it? The climate of evil descending upon this realm..."
"Dost thou sense it? The climate of evil descending upon this realm..."
United States of America, 2025
"Dost thou sense it? The climate of evil descending upon this realm..."
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Nobody did melody like Tchaikovsky, man. So, so ahead of his time
January 22, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Nobody did melody like Tchaikovsky, man. So, so ahead of his time
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I don’t want to be one of those creators accused of inserting a thinly veiled fetish into their work. I would like to be known for my obvious, observable, unveiled fetishes.
January 22, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I don’t want to be one of those creators accused of inserting a thinly veiled fetish into their work. I would like to be known for my obvious, observable, unveiled fetishes.
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