For Christmas the universe gave me an unbearable toothache thanks universe
December 26, 2024 at 12:51 PM
For Christmas the universe gave me an unbearable toothache thanks universe
As Carl Weathers would say I’ve got a stew going
December 9, 2024 at 1:09 AM
As Carl Weathers would say I’ve got a stew going
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Alexa play Despacito
December 4, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Alexa play Despacito
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I saw a gold medal comment where someone asked if maybe he had a preexisting condition
December 4, 2024 at 2:31 PM
I saw a gold medal comment where someone asked if maybe he had a preexisting condition
Some things never change
December 4, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Some things never change
My kids asleep I’m going to get really baked and make another pot of soup
December 2, 2024 at 3:20 AM
My kids asleep I’m going to get really baked and make another pot of soup
Damn I’m depressed but I made this soup and it’s delicious
December 1, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Damn I’m depressed but I made this soup and it’s delicious
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It never stops being weird watching homophobes dance to YMCA, the most popular gay anthem of all time.
November 29, 2024 at 11:39 PM
It never stops being weird watching homophobes dance to YMCA, the most popular gay anthem of all time.
My job wants us there for a meeting at eight am
It’s a restaurant
Like fuck off guys
It’s a restaurant
Like fuck off guys
November 27, 2024 at 11:52 AM
My job wants us there for a meeting at eight am
It’s a restaurant
Like fuck off guys
It’s a restaurant
Like fuck off guys
Came across this yesterday
November 27, 2024 at 11:46 AM
Came across this yesterday
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guy who's had "could a depressed person do THIS?" untouched in his drafts for 12 years
November 27, 2024 at 4:16 AM
guy who's had "could a depressed person do THIS?" untouched in his drafts for 12 years
It’s crazy how wildly anxious I feel going into a grocery store I’m not familiar with
November 27, 2024 at 3:51 AM
It’s crazy how wildly anxious I feel going into a grocery store I’m not familiar with
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White people, it’s not enough to not be racist. Y’all need to HATE racism like Kendrick Lamar hates Drake. Commit to the goddamned bit.
November 25, 2024 at 7:23 PM
White people, it’s not enough to not be racist. Y’all need to HATE racism like Kendrick Lamar hates Drake. Commit to the goddamned bit.
Ok so there are chilaquiles so I feel a little better
I am so sad that I have to work this morning
November 24, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Ok so there are chilaquiles so I feel a little better
I am so sad that I have to work this morning
November 24, 2024 at 1:21 PM
I am so sad that I have to work this morning
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Restricting bathroom use restricts where people can exist and participate in public. It’s not a fringe issue. It’s not a small hill to die on.
November 21, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Restricting bathroom use restricts where people can exist and participate in public. It’s not a fringe issue. It’s not a small hill to die on.
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It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 PM
It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
Cold weather sucks the energy from my bones like it is objectively nicer out than it has been in months but my arms and my joints hurt and I am so deeply tired I need the heat and humidity I am a swamp creature
November 21, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Cold weather sucks the energy from my bones like it is objectively nicer out than it has been in months but my arms and my joints hurt and I am so deeply tired I need the heat and humidity I am a swamp creature
This guy came into my job and ordered a bunch of food and then told me he wasn’t going to pay because space x had already taken care of it and honestly like okay sir you’re right they owe us
November 20, 2024 at 1:21 AM
This guy came into my job and ordered a bunch of food and then told me he wasn’t going to pay because space x had already taken care of it and honestly like okay sir you’re right they owe us
In my head it’s pronounced bloo skee
November 18, 2024 at 12:55 AM
In my head it’s pronounced bloo skee