Sometimes it's not fair being an adult. My 4yo is currently walking around in a pink Glinda costume and black snow boots with unicorns on them. To the average bystander, this would be endearing. If I were to do this, I'd be tested for drugs
October 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Sometimes it's not fair being an adult. My 4yo is currently walking around in a pink Glinda costume and black snow boots with unicorns on them. To the average bystander, this would be endearing. If I were to do this, I'd be tested for drugs
Busy day at the pharmacy for flu and covid shots. Good to see. 💉
September 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Busy day at the pharmacy for flu and covid shots. Good to see. 💉
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for fuck's sake, no one should be shooting at misshapen garden gnome Charlie Kirk. i can't believe I even have to say this out loud
September 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
for fuck's sake, no one should be shooting at misshapen garden gnome Charlie Kirk. i can't believe I even have to say this out loud
I've never had any particular fondness for Gavin Newsom, but damn if I'm not here for the trolling. His social media is giving me life rn
August 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I've never had any particular fondness for Gavin Newsom, but damn if I'm not here for the trolling. His social media is giving me life rn
I always wanted to be a mom who answered her kid's questions honestly and thoughtfully. I didn't want to be a "because I said so" type of parent. But then Little Miss will ask me something like "Why is yellow?" and no one prepared me for philosophical discussions with a 4 yo
August 10, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I always wanted to be a mom who answered her kid's questions honestly and thoughtfully. I didn't want to be a "because I said so" type of parent. But then Little Miss will ask me something like "Why is yellow?" and no one prepared me for philosophical discussions with a 4 yo
In case you were wondering how my morning has been going, I saw two cybertrucks on the way to take my daughter to school 🤮
July 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
In case you were wondering how my morning has been going, I saw two cybertrucks on the way to take my daughter to school 🤮
Lol. The thing with libel, you see, is that the matter in question has to be false
Trump sues Wall Street Journal and Rupert Murdoch for libel
Trump sues Wall Street Journal and Rupert Murdoch for libel
Lawsuit filed in Miami federal court comes after president threatened to sue over Jeffrey Epstein letter report
Donald Trump filed a lawsuit on Friday against Dow Jones, News Corp, Rupert Murdoch and two Wall Street Journal reporters, raising claims under federal libel law, court records show.
A copy of the complaint was not immediately available. The case was filed in Miami federal court. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
July 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Lol. The thing with libel, you see, is that the matter in question has to be false
Tomorrow will be a day of mourning for anyone who understands what the Republican party has just done.
July 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Tomorrow will be a day of mourning for anyone who understands what the Republican party has just done.
IT'S A FUCKING CONCENTRATION CAMP
Literal cages. Not even metaphorical ones. Literal ones.
July 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
IT'S A FUCKING CONCENTRATION CAMP
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GOP 2021: “The debt is out of control!
GOP 2022: “the debt is out of control!”
GOP 2023: “the debt is out of control
GOP 2024: “the debt is out of control!”
GOP 2025: ”let’s raise the debt ceiling $5 trillion!”
GOP 2022: “the debt is out of control!”
GOP 2023: “the debt is out of control
GOP 2024: “the debt is out of control!”
GOP 2025: ”let’s raise the debt ceiling $5 trillion!”
June 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
GOP 2021: “The debt is out of control!
GOP 2022: “the debt is out of control!”
GOP 2023: “the debt is out of control
GOP 2024: “the debt is out of control!”
GOP 2025: ”let’s raise the debt ceiling $5 trillion!”
GOP 2022: “the debt is out of control!”
GOP 2023: “the debt is out of control
GOP 2024: “the debt is out of control!”
GOP 2025: ”let’s raise the debt ceiling $5 trillion!”
Scored a free compost bin a couple of weeks ago at our local farmers market. It's about 25% full with kitchen scraps, grass clippings, pulled weeds, and torn up cardboard and paper grocery bags. I turned it today and saw steam rising from the middle and got so excited. Am I...old now? 😂
June 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Scored a free compost bin a couple of weeks ago at our local farmers market. It's about 25% full with kitchen scraps, grass clippings, pulled weeds, and torn up cardboard and paper grocery bags. I turned it today and saw steam rising from the middle and got so excited. Am I...old now? 😂
I forced myself not to get my hopes up about the NYC mayoral primary, and the sonsabitches surprised me. Well done, NYC; don't forget to vote in the general too! 🗳️
June 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I forced myself not to get my hopes up about the NYC mayoral primary, and the sonsabitches surprised me. Well done, NYC; don't forget to vote in the general too! 🗳️
He thought he had solved the problem, he was on track for that elusive Nobel, and the Middle East was like, LoL. You can't solve thousands of years of conflict with a tweet, my guy
June 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
He thought he had solved the problem, he was on track for that elusive Nobel, and the Middle East was like, LoL. You can't solve thousands of years of conflict with a tweet, my guy
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Well, sure he’s a narcissistic psychopath…
But at least he’s also impetuous and unread.
But at least he’s also impetuous and unread.
June 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Well, sure he’s a narcissistic psychopath…
But at least he’s also impetuous and unread.
But at least he’s also impetuous and unread.
Finch app: start relaxing your mind for bed
Me: 🫠
Me: 🫠
June 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Finch app: start relaxing your mind for bed
Me: 🫠
Me: 🫠
Well, we kept asking for "precedented times" and the monkey's paw granted our wish 🚫🍊🤡
June 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Well, we kept asking for "precedented times" and the monkey's paw granted our wish 🚫🍊🤡
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Fyre Festival ass presidency
June 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Fyre Festival ass presidency
Spokane, WA had a massive crowd to tell Humpty Trumpty to kick rocks
June 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Spokane, WA had a massive crowd to tell Humpty Trumpty to kick rocks
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I think we need more conversation about a general strike. Shut it all down.
June 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I think we need more conversation about a general strike. Shut it all down.
They're trying to make LA their Reichstag Fire
June 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
They're trying to make LA their Reichstag Fire