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Monica Lambeau 🫧
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I feel like I'm in a Job season where everything has been intensely bad and no part of my life has been untouched
November 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
No bc why is everyone in my family so weird????
a boy in a blue shirt is sitting in front of a man in a black shirt
ALT: a boy in a blue shirt is sitting in front of a man in a black shirt
media.tenor.com
September 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I'll experience back to back trauma and a week later I'll just be like hmmmmm 🤔 something's bothering me
September 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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all of the Supreme Court’s jurisprudence about executive power - all of it - can be replaced with a simple flow chart. is the president a Republican? if so it’s ok. if not, it’s presumptively not ok.
June 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Wait she's wearing a 60s hairdo???
Sue Storm on the fictional magazine cover for NOW Politics and an advert for Johnny Storm’s Flaming Hearts Fan Club.
June 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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June 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Area Man Hates His Job (But Still Loves Genocide) www.nytimes.com/2025/05/24/u...
Fetterman, Often Absent From Senate, Says He Has Been Shamed Into Returning
www.nytimes.com
May 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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takin’ a trip to the west coast ✈️

⏰: 5:00PM CT
🆚: LA Sparks
📺: The U
May 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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chat am i hallucinating
May 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Twitter/X DMs have now been down for over 10 hours.
May 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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JUST IMAGINE THE TIKI TORCHES
May 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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That’s not how chloroform works at all.
May 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Check this.

Yesterday Nvidia, $NVDA, said it was partnering with Navitas Semiconductor $NVTS.

But $NVTS gets ZERO options volume.

Yet yesterday + May 16th someone bought over $100k of calls with 11x normal volume.

They were up 1,225% today.

Unusual.

Link: unusualwhales.com/stock/NVTS/overview
May 23, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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The planet lost a record amount of forests last year, largely because of fires around the world, data shows. Researchers estimated that the world lost the equivalent of 18 soccer fields of forested land every minute.
Global Forest Loss Hit a Record Last Year as Fires Raged
www.nytimes.com
May 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Harvard University is suing the Trump administration for their ban on enrolling foreign students. (via AP)
May 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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59 YEARS OLD TODAY 🎂

Happy 59th Birthday to Johnny Gill
May 22, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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May 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Donald Trump threatens to impose a 25% tariff on Apple unless US-sold iPhones are produced in the US:

“I have long ago informed Tim Cook of Apple that I expect their iPhones that will be sold in the U.S. will be manufactured and built in the U.S., not India, or anyplace else.”
May 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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A woman evaded layers of security to board a flight to France without a ticket or passport in November, scooting between bathrooms on the plane and wandering its aisles. On Thursday, she was convicted in Brooklyn federal court of being a stowaway.
Woman Who Sneaked Aboard Paris Flight and Hid in Bathrooms Is Convicted
www.nytimes.com
May 23, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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The Handmaid’s Tale, but stupid
May 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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UPDATE: The Senate parliamentarian advised lawmakers that they couldn't use the Congressional Review Act to revoke California's right to set vehicle standards. But they did it anyway. Expect a legal fight.
Upending norms, the Senate votes to undo California's EV rules
The Senate parliamentarian advised lawmakers that they couldn't use the Congressional Review Act to revoke California's right to set vehicle standards. But they did it anyway. Expect a legal fight.
www.npr.org
May 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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I've known this since the 90s when I would start singing one song and accidentally switch to singing the other lol

Also, I'm tickled at this being why the song is called "Oops, I Did It Again" lol
May 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Am I crazy or did we just have a convo about how we can't fund cancer research?
May 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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For every doll you deny me I will push another jet off an aircraft carrier
May 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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An engine fire broke out on a Delta Air Lines flight as it was preparing to depart Orlando International Airport on Monday morning, prompting passengers to evacuate using emergency slides, federal officials said. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/21/b...
April 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM