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Darkmatter creampuff
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If I have you added, you should already know who I am.
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i love furniture restoration videos because they show how quality is important and you can get some really beautiful, overlooked furniture if you learn certain skills

IG savedbydesign.tn
December 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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for almost 15 years, i was willing to speak the truth even when it was unpopular. at first they mocked me, threw rocks at me, called me an "old man" who needed to "shut the fuck up." now they take these things as self-evident.
December 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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2026 is about affordable homeownership. No more "policy" this year. Feed the local fauna, befriend them, and then use them to overpower homeowners so you can occupy their dwellings.
January 1, 2026 at 7:05 AM
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aesthetically, the best clothing labels are very plain, like this
January 5, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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Nobel Please Prize
January 15, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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kind of crazy my friend peter went from fixing a street light as an electrician to modeling for ralph lauren within a week

IG urbancomposition
January 20, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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gigantic freaking trigger warning

I am so upset by this. no words. just fury.
The heartbreaking statement from Jonathan Joss’s husband about his death.
June 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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June 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Float like a butterfly
Sting like a bee
Scream endlessly like a locust
Ruin somebody's whole summer like a mosquito

It’s whatever
June 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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‘Don’t want any smoke on her’
{ #art #sinners }
June 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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a friend of mine shared this ai-generated "emotion wheel" and unfortunately i have been laughing my ass off at it for like 15 minutes now. today i am feeling Fnliinneon
June 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I assumed SpaceX automatically, and lo and behold, I was right.
Okay Los Angeles, what was this? 💫

Seen minutes ago.
May 25, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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the fundamental disconnect between the manosphere and reality is that they are incapable of understanding that this is - according to every woman I’ve ever met - the sexiest thing a man has ever done
eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
May 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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March 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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It’s a common misconception that ADHD is just an inability to focus. Really, it’s a struggle to control focus.

I can hyperfixate for hours on complex but pointless tasks and freeze on simple tasks.

Some days, my brain’s a Lamborghini with no brakes. Other days, a rusty bike with a stuck chain.
March 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.
March 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Going to a brilliant Friendsgiving tonight— it’s mashed potatoes themed. As in, the hosts are making a lot of mashed potatoes and we’re all bringing things to go on mashed potatoes. I’m bringing beef bourguignon
November 22, 2024 at 10:53 PM
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This needs to be said, loud, and often.
November 25, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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Uni ate a whole chicken today?
November 25, 2024 at 1:39 PM
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It's the crystal tower- I mean a cat tower!

#ff14 #graha #shadowbringers
October 17, 2024 at 5:41 PM
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I acknowledge that I did make a questionable choice (put a paw up reaching for one small taste) but it was an accident to pull the whole platter down spraying stuff all over the walls and floor. That was an accident
November 29, 2024 at 2:20 AM
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November 30, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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[PTHOONK]
November 26, 2024 at 1:40 PM
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gentle reminder

you can always be put in the bird tube without warning
November 25, 2024 at 5:07 PM