space force captain™️
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sports media vet. journalism & mlb fanatic. @sfgiants forever.
“Weird heroes and mold-breaking champions exist as living proof to those who need it that the tyranny of 'the rat race' is not yet final.” [Hunter S. Thompson]
“Weird heroes and mold-breaking champions exist as living proof to those who need it that the tyranny of 'the rat race' is not yet final.” [Hunter S. Thompson]
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If you see this, post a photo you made of a sunset
How Olivia Nuzzi got famous.
At a Coldplay concert in July, Kristin Cabot appeared on the Jumbotron in the arms of her boss. Cabot retreated, trying to make things right with the people who mattered most. Now, for first time since that viral moment, Cabot is sharing her side of the story. trib.al/I8tWdU4
December 19, 2025 at 3:04 AM
How Olivia Nuzzi got famous.
Going into 2026 like…
December 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Going into 2026 like…
To be fair I think idiocy and assholery may play a bigger factor than experience here.
December 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
To be fair I think idiocy and assholery may play a bigger factor than experience here.
Turns out it doesn’t really matter how many fliers you pass out to let people know about your new restaurant that specializes in shit sandwiches.
Insanely pathetic numbers for something so highly touted
December 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Turns out it doesn’t really matter how many fliers you pass out to let people know about your new restaurant that specializes in shit sandwiches.
I bet somewhere there are pics of this motherfucker at a cocktail party with Greenwald, Taibbi, Bill Maher and Steve Bannon.
December 14, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I bet somewhere there are pics of this motherfucker at a cocktail party with Greenwald, Taibbi, Bill Maher and Steve Bannon.
Three words that aptly describe the year 2007.
December 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Three words that aptly describe the year 2007.
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Funny how it lines up.
- Kent doesn't make the HOF without Bonds in front of him.
- Kent gets in on the BBWAA ballot if either Bonds gets voted in quickly or gets banned from the ballot entirely.
- Kent gets in today in no small part because Bonds/Clemens essentially made it a six-man ballot.
- Kent doesn't make the HOF without Bonds in front of him.
- Kent gets in on the BBWAA ballot if either Bonds gets voted in quickly or gets banned from the ballot entirely.
- Kent gets in today in no small part because Bonds/Clemens essentially made it a six-man ballot.
December 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Funny how it lines up.
- Kent doesn't make the HOF without Bonds in front of him.
- Kent gets in on the BBWAA ballot if either Bonds gets voted in quickly or gets banned from the ballot entirely.
- Kent gets in today in no small part because Bonds/Clemens essentially made it a six-man ballot.
- Kent doesn't make the HOF without Bonds in front of him.
- Kent gets in on the BBWAA ballot if either Bonds gets voted in quickly or gets banned from the ballot entirely.
- Kent gets in today in no small part because Bonds/Clemens essentially made it a six-man ballot.
Maybe don’t cheat.
December 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Maybe don’t cheat.
Erika Kirk Meg McCain
on Ozempic
🤝
on Ozempic
🤝
December 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Erika Kirk Meg McCain
on Ozempic
🤝
on Ozempic
🤝
My word.
Watch til the end. How has no one asked her this before
www.youtube.com/shorts/yhhWj...
www.youtube.com/shorts/yhhWj...
Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera."
YouTube video by The Bulwark
www.youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My word.
Imagine you have her money and her clout.
Then imagine what would possibly ever compel you to be doing what she is doing here.
Then imagine what would possibly ever compel you to be doing what she is doing here.
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 3, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Imagine you have her money and her clout.
Then imagine what would possibly ever compel you to be doing what she is doing here.
Then imagine what would possibly ever compel you to be doing what she is doing here.
Normal people:
"Did you see [x/y/z] last night on Sunday Night Football"?
Me:
"No, I was busy teaching myself how to play an Eric Clapton song from the 80s, obviously."
"Did you see [x/y/z] last night on Sunday Night Football"?
Me:
"No, I was busy teaching myself how to play an Eric Clapton song from the 80s, obviously."
December 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Normal people:
"Did you see [x/y/z] last night on Sunday Night Football"?
Me:
"No, I was busy teaching myself how to play an Eric Clapton song from the 80s, obviously."
"Did you see [x/y/z] last night on Sunday Night Football"?
Me:
"No, I was busy teaching myself how to play an Eric Clapton song from the 80s, obviously."
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So denaturalize and deport Elon Musk and Peter Thiel, both of whom are public charges and security risks who undermine domestic tranquility and routinely promote radical foreign ideologies incompatible with America's pluralistic, scholarly, and secular traditions.
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
So denaturalize and deport Elon Musk and Peter Thiel, both of whom are public charges and security risks who undermine domestic tranquility and routinely promote radical foreign ideologies incompatible with America's pluralistic, scholarly, and secular traditions.
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Send the National Guard home. Stop bombing civilians. Quit breaking up families in America while giving sweetheart deals to sex traffickers and Apartheid deadenders. Stop ripping us off and selling out our allies just so you and your kids can get richer. For a start.
November 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Send the National Guard home. Stop bombing civilians. Quit breaking up families in America while giving sweetheart deals to sex traffickers and Apartheid deadenders. Stop ripping us off and selling out our allies just so you and your kids can get richer. For a start.
The only conclusion I can draw from watching the 6:30pm network news for the first time in 5+ years is that we absolutely *must* be the dumbest people on the planet.
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The only conclusion I can draw from watching the 6:30pm network news for the first time in 5+ years is that we absolutely *must* be the dumbest people on the planet.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Jimmy Page & The Black Crowes
The Roots (in a tiny-ass club)
The Monkees
Pearl Jam (MSG 2003, iykyk)
The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Jimmy Page & The Black Crowes
The Roots (in a tiny-ass club)
The Monkees
Pearl Jam (MSG 2003, iykyk)
The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Introduce yourself (to whom? my followers know me) with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Buddy Rich
Celibate Rifles
Buckwheat Zydeco
Graham Parker and the Rumour
John Lee Hooker
Buddy Rich
Celibate Rifles
Buckwheat Zydeco
Graham Parker and the Rumour
John Lee Hooker
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Bob Seger/Molly Hatchet
Pete Seeger
U2 (nightclub)
Prince (Purple Rain debut)
Police/Go-Go's (arena)
Bob Seger/Molly Hatchet
Pete Seeger
U2 (nightclub)
Prince (Purple Rain debut)
Police/Go-Go's (arena)
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Jimmy Page & The Black Crowes
The Roots (in a tiny-ass club)
The Monkees
Pearl Jam (MSG 2003, iykyk)
The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Jimmy Page & The Black Crowes
The Roots (in a tiny-ass club)
The Monkees
Pearl Jam (MSG 2003, iykyk)
The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Thankful that I will never be in the same room as this motherfucker.
Hey, we saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe.
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Thankful that I will never be in the same room as this motherfucker.
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Fuck it, I’m having a gummy
November 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Fuck it, I’m having a gummy
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tired of wealthy people who look like toothpaste models & who's job is 'Doing Nothing' lecturing janitors and bus drivers on how their attitude needs work
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
tired of wealthy people who look like toothpaste models & who's job is 'Doing Nothing' lecturing janitors and bus drivers on how their attitude needs work
Shoot all of these people into space, but tell them they’ve been selected to the Elite Mars Colony, Platinum Level.
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Shoot all of these people into space, but tell them they’ve been selected to the Elite Mars Colony, Platinum Level.
Nobody is bigger on child sacrifice than these motherfuckers.
VP JD Vance stood before a crowd and tried to falsify history, claiming Christians ended widespread mass child-sacrifice practices among Native Americans
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Nobody is bigger on child sacrifice than these motherfuckers.
The upward failure of an entire industry.
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
The upward failure of an entire industry.
For a dude to whom every major news story involving the President seems to be an utter surprise, he sure seems dialed in to this shit --
Johnson: Carlson interview with Fuentes was a ‘big mistake’
The House speaker said people should not “amplify” Fuentes’ views.
www.politico.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
For a dude to whom every major news story involving the President seems to be an utter surprise, he sure seems dialed in to this shit --
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something i'll note is that if nuzzi ran catch-and-kill ops for rfk jr and lizza knew this prior to him being appointed as HHS, and instead of telling anyone, he decided to save it for his substack long after rfk jr had made communicable disease into federal policy, that's completely fucked
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
something i'll note is that if nuzzi ran catch-and-kill ops for rfk jr and lizza knew this prior to him being appointed as HHS, and instead of telling anyone, he decided to save it for his substack long after rfk jr had made communicable disease into federal policy, that's completely fucked