🧬Jason N. Rosenbaum, MD🧬 (he/him)
@mopathguy.bsky.social
Molecular Pathologist, Nuclear Family Member, Atomic Fireball. None of this is medical advice. It’s barely cogent. #MedSky #PathSky #MoPath
Friend: You know, just because you think something doesn’t mean you have to say it.
Me <long pause>: Are you under the impression you’ve been seeing me… unfiltered?
Me <long pause>: Are you under the impression you’ve been seeing me… unfiltered?
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Friend: You know, just because you think something doesn’t mean you have to say it.
Me <long pause>: Are you under the impression you’ve been seeing me… unfiltered?
Me <long pause>: Are you under the impression you’ve been seeing me… unfiltered?
On this day, I give thanks for the interesting consult.
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
On this day, I give thanks for the interesting consult.
I think the time is right for an “Innerspace” sequel.
November 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I think the time is right for an “Innerspace” sequel.
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The committee that settled on the phrase “underscoring his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy” should be dissolved and its members compelled to take a remedial course on the scientific method.
Breaking News: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he personally instructed the CDC to abandon its position that vaccines do not cause autism. The move underscores his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy — in this case, that vaccines save lives — and bend the health department to his will.
RFK Jr. Says He Instructed CDC to Change Vaccines and Autism Language on Website
In an interview, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. cited gaps in vaccine safety research. His critics say he is ignoring a larger point: Vaccines save lives.
nyti.ms
November 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The committee that settled on the phrase “underscoring his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy” should be dissolved and its members compelled to take a remedial course on the scientific method.
Any questions about my interest in your opinion can be referred to my facial expression.
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Any questions about my interest in your opinion can be referred to my facial expression.
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Handed a patient a printout of a CDC summary.
They were suspicious.
I pointed out the publication date.
It was from 2024.
“Oh, ok, so this is from when we could trust them.”
They were suspicious.
I pointed out the publication date.
It was from 2024.
“Oh, ok, so this is from when we could trust them.”
November 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Handed a patient a printout of a CDC summary.
They were suspicious.
I pointed out the publication date.
It was from 2024.
“Oh, ok, so this is from when we could trust them.”
They were suspicious.
I pointed out the publication date.
It was from 2024.
“Oh, ok, so this is from when we could trust them.”
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Tech Company: At long last, we have created the WikiBear from the classic Conan O'Brien sketch Don't Create The WikiBear
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpx3...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpx3...
November 20, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the WikiBear from the classic Conan O'Brien sketch Don't Create The WikiBear
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpx3...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpx3...
Thank God she doesn’t have that problem
November 16, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Thank God she doesn’t have that problem
Well, I can think of at least one way you wouldn’t have had to…
November 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Well, I can think of at least one way you wouldn’t have had to…
Med school interviewer: I see you were editor of a humor magazine in college.
Me: Yes.
Interviewer: But you’re not funny.
Me: …
Interviewer: …
Me: Tough room.
Me: Yes.
Interviewer: But you’re not funny.
Me: …
Interviewer: …
Me: Tough room.
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Med school interviewer: I see you were editor of a humor magazine in college.
Me: Yes.
Interviewer: But you’re not funny.
Me: …
Interviewer: …
Me: Tough room.
Me: Yes.
Interviewer: But you’re not funny.
Me: …
Interviewer: …
Me: Tough room.
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toy company CEOs: "at long last, we have created the Sinister Talking Doll Factory from the acclaimed movie 'Don't Create the Sinister Talking Doll Factory'"
futurism.com/artificial-i...
futurism.com/artificial-i...
AI-Powered Toys Caught Telling 5-Year-Olds How to Find Knives and Start Fires With Matches
AI-powered toys are flying off the shelves -- but they're engaging in horrifically inappropriate conversations with children.
futurism.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
toy company CEOs: "at long last, we have created the Sinister Talking Doll Factory from the acclaimed movie 'Don't Create the Sinister Talking Doll Factory'"
futurism.com/artificial-i...
futurism.com/artificial-i...
“Grok, write me some comebacks!”
omfg
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
“Grok, write me some comebacks!”
Sure, she said he’ll never escape the joyless tragedy that is his own life, but he really got her about those semicolons!
omfg
November 11, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Sure, she said he’ll never escape the joyless tragedy that is his own life, but he really got her about those semicolons!
Oates floats like John Milton, stings like Groucho Marx.
![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Oates floats like John Milton, stings like Groucho Marx.
People in the SF Bay Area like to talk up that within a day you could be at the beach, on a mountain, in a redwood forest, etc. Sometimes, though, you get a reminder that in most of the suburbs you’re less than 20 minutes from the middle of absolute nowhere.
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
People in the SF Bay Area like to talk up that within a day you could be at the beach, on a mountain, in a redwood forest, etc. Sometimes, though, you get a reminder that in most of the suburbs you’re less than 20 minutes from the middle of absolute nowhere.
Rs can run on a platform of belt-tightening because they know Ds will will buckle.
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Rs can run on a platform of belt-tightening because they know Ds will will buckle.
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a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
“Sir, it seems that China has found a way around the tariffs. They’re manufacturing their own Americans…”
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
“Sir, it seems that China has found a way around the tariffs. They’re manufacturing their own Americans…”
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Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN
A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.
www.cnn.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
In lieu of flowers, please send donations in Rosalind Franklin’s name.
James Watson, Co-Discoverer of the Structure of DNA, Is Dead at 97 www.nytimes.com/2025/11/07/s...
James Watson, Co-Discoverer of the Structure of DNA, Is Dead at 97 www.nytimes.com/2025/11/07/s...
James Watson, Co-Discoverer of the Structure of DNA, Is Dead at 97
www.nytimes.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
In lieu of flowers, please send donations in Rosalind Franklin’s name.
James Watson, Co-Discoverer of the Structure of DNA, Is Dead at 97 www.nytimes.com/2025/11/07/s...
James Watson, Co-Discoverer of the Structure of DNA, Is Dead at 97 www.nytimes.com/2025/11/07/s...
The HOA contacted me today about leaving my Halloween display name up too long.
November 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The HOA contacted me today about leaving my Halloween display name up too long.
I’m worried that I don’t even know what normal bedfellows should look like.
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I’m worried that I don’t even know what normal bedfellows should look like.
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Sharks DO get cancer, as in this Great White observed in 2014 near Australia.
Every vertebrate species, with long enough observation, will display cancerous growth, because cancer is "baked-in" to multicellularity & the capacity for growth.
Rates vary by species, but *cancer is a constant*.
Every vertebrate species, with long enough observation, will display cancerous growth, because cancer is "baked-in" to multicellularity & the capacity for growth.
Rates vary by species, but *cancer is a constant*.
October 30, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Sharks DO get cancer, as in this Great White observed in 2014 near Australia.
Every vertebrate species, with long enough observation, will display cancerous growth, because cancer is "baked-in" to multicellularity & the capacity for growth.
Rates vary by species, but *cancer is a constant*.
Every vertebrate species, with long enough observation, will display cancerous growth, because cancer is "baked-in" to multicellularity & the capacity for growth.
Rates vary by species, but *cancer is a constant*.
Reposted by 🧬Jason N. Rosenbaum, MD🧬 (he/him)
Can we have really long baseball games displace our regularly scheduled social media feed more often?
October 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Can we have really long baseball games displace our regularly scheduled social media feed more often?