PMTKizzle
@mordecaistayton.bsky.social
Bus rider. Flâneur. General dumbass.
Going to keep reposting this until it comes true.
I've said it before and I'll keep saying it. Gavin Newsom will never be president.
January 16, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Going to keep reposting this until it comes true.
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There's a group of freaks running the country who think the video is exculpatory because it shows the kind of person that they think should be killed, and they're telling all of us that as a kind of insider vice signaling
In case she deletes it — whoah, Katie Miller. Tell us how you really feel
January 9, 2026 at 8:24 PM
There's a group of freaks running the country who think the video is exculpatory because it shows the kind of person that they think should be killed, and they're telling all of us that as a kind of insider vice signaling
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i do think the fact that the situation room is tweets is fascinating, because it suggests an administration that is a) still struggling to "go around" its own institutions and b) an administration fucking *obsessed* with spectacle over substance
oh my god he posted so many action shots from the makeshift mar a lago situation room and they were just looking at tweets together on a gigantic screen
January 3, 2026 at 7:51 PM
i do think the fact that the situation room is tweets is fascinating, because it suggests an administration that is a) still struggling to "go around" its own institutions and b) an administration fucking *obsessed* with spectacle over substance
The “no thoughts, head empty”-fication of US foreign policy
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
The “no thoughts, head empty”-fication of US foreign policy
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Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image
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with what troops lol
Trump just announces the US will be running Venezuela now, until the can do a "safe, proper, and judicious" transfer of power. Announcing an occupation before you've occupied a country is a new one.
January 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
with what troops lol
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In an administration full of half baked ideas, this whole thing seems even more undercooked than usual
January 3, 2026 at 1:21 PM
In an administration full of half baked ideas, this whole thing seems even more undercooked than usual
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So like…now what? Is there a plan here exactly for what happens when you decapitate a government overnight?
Or is this just the “Jesus take the wheel” school of military planning?
Or is this just the “Jesus take the wheel” school of military planning?
January 3, 2026 at 1:23 PM
So like…now what? Is there a plan here exactly for what happens when you decapitate a government overnight?
Or is this just the “Jesus take the wheel” school of military planning?
Or is this just the “Jesus take the wheel” school of military planning?
Welp, this aged poorly
Jfc
Jfc
Looking forward to the CIA Wile E Coyote-ing all their assassination attempts on Maduro like they did Fidel Castro
“The new authority would allow the C.I.A. to carry out lethal operations in Venezuela…The agency would be able to take covert action against Mr. Maduro or his government either unilaterally or in conjunction with a larger military operation.”
Regime change is back.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/15/u...
Regime change is back.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/15/u...
January 3, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Welp, this aged poorly
Jfc
Jfc
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Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
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Become ungovernable
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Become ungovernable
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Donald Trump interrupted national tv today to promise a million people (with guns!) two billion dollars he doesn’t have on a timeline he cannot meet to buy Christmas gifts he has personally fought to make less affordable
December 18, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Donald Trump interrupted national tv today to promise a million people (with guns!) two billion dollars he doesn’t have on a timeline he cannot meet to buy Christmas gifts he has personally fought to make less affordable
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It do be like that sometimes.
December 13, 2025 at 11:41 AM
It do be like that sometimes.
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Local restaurant listing this menu item as "girl dinner" speaks to me in the craziest way
December 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Local restaurant listing this menu item as "girl dinner" speaks to me in the craziest way
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raisins are nature's dried grapes
December 12, 2025 at 4:54 AM
raisins are nature's dried grapes
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It appears the administration is now referring to the US institute of Peace as the Donald J. Trump Institute of Peace.
Well well well @marisakabas.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
It appears the administration is now referring to the US institute of Peace as the Donald J. Trump Institute of Peace.
More like Admiral “Bitch“ Bradley.
You know what, I’ll keep workshopping this one.
You know what, I’ll keep workshopping this one.
Idk why I expected a navy seal to find a backbone tbh
A top admiral is expected to tell lawmakers tomorrow that he and his legal adviser concluded that the two survivors of a boat strike in September were attempting to continue their drug run, making them and the damaged vessel legitimate targets for another attack.
www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
December 4, 2025 at 3:21 AM
More like Admiral “Bitch“ Bradley.
You know what, I’ll keep workshopping this one.
You know what, I’ll keep workshopping this one.
I’d be less angry if they burned the whole place down.
Well well well @marisakabas.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I’d be less angry if they burned the whole place down.
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
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(Personally, I would wager the 2028 nominee will be Someone Else not currently widely considered or even known)
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
(Personally, I would wager the 2028 nominee will be Someone Else not currently widely considered or even known)
Weighing in on turkey discourse: no one would cook a 15lb bird on a normal day when you're not feeding 20-30 people. THAT'S the reason people don't make it normally
Also, if it's bad, you've cooked it wrong (I say as if I cook or eat meat).
Also, if it's bad, you've cooked it wrong (I say as if I cook or eat meat).
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Weighing in on turkey discourse: no one would cook a 15lb bird on a normal day when you're not feeding 20-30 people. THAT'S the reason people don't make it normally
Also, if it's bad, you've cooked it wrong (I say as if I cook or eat meat).
Also, if it's bad, you've cooked it wrong (I say as if I cook or eat meat).
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Checking my phone on the way to switch the laundry in the year of our lord 2025:
November 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Checking my phone on the way to switch the laundry in the year of our lord 2025: