Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
"The landlubbering bastards! Petty Officer, fire our weapon systems ALL AT ONCE!"
- "But Sir, that would sink our..."
"Dammit Petty Officer: I said FIRE THEM ALL AT ONCE!!!"
"The landlubbering bastards! Petty Officer, fire our weapon systems ALL AT ONCE!"
- "But Sir, that would sink our..."
"Dammit Petty Officer: I said FIRE THEM ALL AT ONCE!!!"
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby