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“Can I have one of your delicious South African steak bakes, please”
January 5, 2026 at 7:28 PM
“Can I have one of your delicious South African steak bakes, please”
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What's a "comfort" horror watch you don't mind playing often?
The Lost Boys (87)
Everyone is so cool in this movie. Kiefer Sutherland. So cool.
Jason Patric. So cool.
Barnard Hughes. So cool.
Corey Haim. So cool.
Bill S. Preston, Esq. So cool
Jami Gertz. So cool.
See. Everyone was so cool.
The Lost Boys (87)
Everyone is so cool in this movie. Kiefer Sutherland. So cool.
Jason Patric. So cool.
Barnard Hughes. So cool.
Corey Haim. So cool.
Bill S. Preston, Esq. So cool
Jami Gertz. So cool.
See. Everyone was so cool.
January 4, 2026 at 9:19 PM
What's a "comfort" horror watch you don't mind playing often?
The Lost Boys (87)
Everyone is so cool in this movie. Kiefer Sutherland. So cool.
Jason Patric. So cool.
Barnard Hughes. So cool.
Corey Haim. So cool.
Bill S. Preston, Esq. So cool
Jami Gertz. So cool.
See. Everyone was so cool.
The Lost Boys (87)
Everyone is so cool in this movie. Kiefer Sutherland. So cool.
Jason Patric. So cool.
Barnard Hughes. So cool.
Corey Haim. So cool.
Bill S. Preston, Esq. So cool
Jami Gertz. So cool.
See. Everyone was so cool.
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Whatever mockery of international “law” existed - any belief in it is surely eviscerated by the actions of Israel and of USA and the appeasement , even encouragement of them, by so many in power
January 5, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Whatever mockery of international “law” existed - any belief in it is surely eviscerated by the actions of Israel and of USA and the appeasement , even encouragement of them, by so many in power
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When I'm making gravy from Bisto, the last spoonful is always for me. Granules straight to the mouth. I hope that's normal, I've never told anyone. It's so tasty.
January 5, 2026 at 12:20 PM
When I'm making gravy from Bisto, the last spoonful is always for me. Granules straight to the mouth. I hope that's normal, I've never told anyone. It's so tasty.
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All things considered, I'd have rather stayed in the Matrix. Girls, guns, cool clothes, good food. Morpheus can do one.
January 4, 2026 at 6:55 PM
All things considered, I'd have rather stayed in the Matrix. Girls, guns, cool clothes, good food. Morpheus can do one.
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I took on a bet on Christmas night to eat a jar of pickled onions. Not only did I eat them, I drank the vinegar & then ate 7 pickled eggs. I haven't stopped farting for two days, huge stinky raspers; real acrid, room clearers. If it wasn't for the stomach ache, I'd do it again.
January 5, 2026 at 8:20 AM
I took on a bet on Christmas night to eat a jar of pickled onions. Not only did I eat them, I drank the vinegar & then ate 7 pickled eggs. I haven't stopped farting for two days, huge stinky raspers; real acrid, room clearers. If it wasn't for the stomach ache, I'd do it again.
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Trying to decide which of my No Blood For Oil signs to bring out. The one from Bush 41? Bush 43? The other one from Bush 43?
These chucklefucks are all the same: they can't govern, and when the stupid people who voted for them start to notice their failure, here comes the lawless invasion.
These chucklefucks are all the same: they can't govern, and when the stupid people who voted for them start to notice their failure, here comes the lawless invasion.
January 4, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Trying to decide which of my No Blood For Oil signs to bring out. The one from Bush 41? Bush 43? The other one from Bush 43?
These chucklefucks are all the same: they can't govern, and when the stupid people who voted for them start to notice their failure, here comes the lawless invasion.
These chucklefucks are all the same: they can't govern, and when the stupid people who voted for them start to notice their failure, here comes the lawless invasion.
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Well Atrus, I made it to Myst island, despite your directions.
January 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Well Atrus, I made it to Myst island, despite your directions.
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I'm admittedly not great at keeping in contact with people. I found out at Christmas dinner with my family that my brother hasn't been talking to me for 2 years. I had no idea.
January 3, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I'm admittedly not great at keeping in contact with people. I found out at Christmas dinner with my family that my brother hasn't been talking to me for 2 years. I had no idea.
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A Christmas market on a busy weekend just before Christmas is one of the most unpleasant places on earth to be.
January 3, 2026 at 11:55 PM
A Christmas market on a busy weekend just before Christmas is one of the most unpleasant places on earth to be.
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now we find out if the rest of the world does anything to stop a rogue state, run by narcissists, rich kids, attorneys & podcasters, treating anything or anyone they want like a piñata - i imagine Starmer is in a meeting now checking with his advisors on best way to avoid upsetting the Daily Mail
January 3, 2026 at 5:09 PM
now we find out if the rest of the world does anything to stop a rogue state, run by narcissists, rich kids, attorneys & podcasters, treating anything or anyone they want like a piñata - i imagine Starmer is in a meeting now checking with his advisors on best way to avoid upsetting the Daily Mail
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It's an old and obvious pattern. An unpopular president - failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home - decides to launch a war for regime change abroad.
The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.
The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.
January 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
It's an old and obvious pattern. An unpopular president - failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home - decides to launch a war for regime change abroad.
The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.
The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.
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May I bless your timeline with my cats who are almost Yinyanging
January 3, 2026 at 1:01 AM
May I bless your timeline with my cats who are almost Yinyanging
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Sitting at Christmas dinner with my wife's family thinking everyone else is a prick but maybe it's me.
January 3, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Sitting at Christmas dinner with my wife's family thinking everyone else is a prick but maybe it's me.
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Remember how appalled we all were in 2022 when Russia completely unprovoked attacked Ukraine? That is what we’re doing tonight with Venezuela. We are the bad guys here. Everyone who supports this is supporting unprovoked murder. Fuck every last one of them
January 3, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Remember how appalled we all were in 2022 when Russia completely unprovoked attacked Ukraine? That is what we’re doing tonight with Venezuela. We are the bad guys here. Everyone who supports this is supporting unprovoked murder. Fuck every last one of them
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I'd like to make a formal apology to my family for nearly ruining Christmas, by eating the majority, including the face, of a Colin the Caterpillar Christmas Cake on my own in the kitchen, and then having to take myself to bed for several hours because I felt so sick.
January 1, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I'd like to make a formal apology to my family for nearly ruining Christmas, by eating the majority, including the face, of a Colin the Caterpillar Christmas Cake on my own in the kitchen, and then having to take myself to bed for several hours because I felt so sick.
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HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE
January 1, 2026 at 2:24 AM
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE
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December 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Youngest walked in on us because "the noises scared him". Convinced them it was a fox scream. Now comes in randomly most nights to ask if we've seen or heard it again. Fuck. Or in our case, not.
December 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Youngest walked in on us because "the noises scared him". Convinced them it was a fox scream. Now comes in randomly most nights to ask if we've seen or heard it again. Fuck. Or in our case, not.
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Saturday afternoon wrestling on ITV was a weekend highlight for everyone I knew. We need a return to watching two enormously fat men in silly nylon costumes slamming each other around the ring on national TV. Let's normalise athletic obesity again.
December 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Saturday afternoon wrestling on ITV was a weekend highlight for everyone I knew. We need a return to watching two enormously fat men in silly nylon costumes slamming each other around the ring on national TV. Let's normalise athletic obesity again.
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An asshole who assigns me tasks but isn't my line manager forced me to draft a report going out in his name. I used a selection of unusual Unicode characters instead of regular punctuation. He failed to read my draft, let alone edit it. He just put his name on it. Magic.
December 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
An asshole who assigns me tasks but isn't my line manager forced me to draft a report going out in his name. I used a selection of unusual Unicode characters instead of regular punctuation. He failed to read my draft, let alone edit it. He just put his name on it. Magic.
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My coworker has been unknowingly saving his Harry Potter fan fiction to a document on a shared drive. It's well written & our weekly highlight, as it includes a porn mag called the 'Hogwarts Sex Press', a magical AIDS epidemic, and a very profane Ron Weasley. I'm not reporting it
December 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
My coworker has been unknowingly saving his Harry Potter fan fiction to a document on a shared drive. It's well written & our weekly highlight, as it includes a porn mag called the 'Hogwarts Sex Press', a magical AIDS epidemic, and a very profane Ron Weasley. I'm not reporting it
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I stay in hotels for work a couple of times a month, nearly always the same 5 or 6 cities. I used to cycle hotels based on price. But I've now become fully loyal to select hotels based entirely on their use of real toilet paper rather than this single ply BS.
December 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I stay in hotels for work a couple of times a month, nearly always the same 5 or 6 cities. I used to cycle hotels based on price. But I've now become fully loyal to select hotels based entirely on their use of real toilet paper rather than this single ply BS.
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Last Christmas I made my family discuss what Jesus would have been eating at his Christmas dinner when he was 18. Obviously not turkey. We eventually agreed that it was probably some kind of falafel and I must never ask this question again.
December 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Last Christmas I made my family discuss what Jesus would have been eating at his Christmas dinner when he was 18. Obviously not turkey. We eventually agreed that it was probably some kind of falafel and I must never ask this question again.