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Not to make everything about the Union but ...
In a league where San Jose can go out and get Timo Werner, trading your 3 All-Stars for assets looks even more chickenshit
In a league where San Jose can go out and get Timo Werner, trading your 3 All-Stars for assets looks even more chickenshit
🇩🇪 BREAKING: The San Jose Earthquakes are nearing a deal to sign forward Timo Werner from RB Leipzig, per sources.
Deal close but not 100% done. Werner would be a DP.
Werner, 29, has 57 caps with Germany. Scored 24 goals.
w/ @sebsb.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/696...
Deal close but not 100% done. Werner would be a DP.
Werner, 29, has 57 caps with Germany. Scored 24 goals.
w/ @sebsb.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/696...
San Jose Earthquakes nearing deal to sign Timo Werner from Leipzig: Sources
The German forward is out of favor at RB Leipzig and is seeking a fresh start in MLS
www.nytimes.com
January 12, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Not to make everything about the Union but ...
In a league where San Jose can go out and get Timo Werner, trading your 3 All-Stars for assets looks even more chickenshit
In a league where San Jose can go out and get Timo Werner, trading your 3 All-Stars for assets looks even more chickenshit
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when you order the Phillie Phanatic on temu
January 10, 2026 at 12:48 AM
when you order the Phillie Phanatic on temu
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Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
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I can't wait until Dutch and Japanese fans roll up this summer to the most scenic WalMart in all of Arlington, TX.
Hope they're not looking for efficient public transit, because Arlington is the largest city is the US without it.
Hope they're not looking for efficient public transit, because Arlington is the largest city is the US without it.
December 31, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I can't wait until Dutch and Japanese fans roll up this summer to the most scenic WalMart in all of Arlington, TX.
Hope they're not looking for efficient public transit, because Arlington is the largest city is the US without it.
Hope they're not looking for efficient public transit, because Arlington is the largest city is the US without it.
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The entire reason they’re locked is to prevent weird freaks like this who have no right to be there from marching in and endangering the kids.
CNN: “Surely you don’t think a daycare should be unlocked.”
SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”
CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”
SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔
He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”
CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”
SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔
He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
December 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The entire reason they’re locked is to prevent weird freaks like this who have no right to be there from marching in and endangering the kids.
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Thinking about Silent Alarm and how it’s hard to think of a better album
December 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Thinking about Silent Alarm and how it’s hard to think of a better album
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For some reason The Athletic sent me to Hot Springs, Ark., with a set of hundred-year-old golf clubs and a spot in the field at the 2025 U.S. Hickory Open.
😬
Here, for your holiday, is what happened.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
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Here, for your holiday, is what happened.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
The hickory experiment: What century-old clubs taught me about modern golf
In an era of $600 drivers and 'optimized' swings, a band of tinkerers and hobbyists find purity in the 'sweet spot' of a 100-year-old game.
www.nytimes.com
December 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
For some reason The Athletic sent me to Hot Springs, Ark., with a set of hundred-year-old golf clubs and a spot in the field at the 2025 U.S. Hickory Open.
😬
Here, for your holiday, is what happened.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
😬
Here, for your holiday, is what happened.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
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one of my favorite stories this year is that buc-ee's tried to build a gas station in a town in Colorado and it's caused so many scandals that the town of like 3,000 people's government just can't function: www.chron.com/culture/arti...
Buc-ee's wants to come to town. It's thrown the local government into chaos.
Who knew a Buc-ee's could destabilize the government of a small town in Colorado?
www.chron.com
December 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
one of my favorite stories this year is that buc-ee's tried to build a gas station in a town in Colorado and it's caused so many scandals that the town of like 3,000 people's government just can't function: www.chron.com/culture/arti...
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Tot Girl Winter
December 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Tot Girl Winter
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I cackled
December 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I cackled
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DID YOU KNOW - you will not care about the fifth year of Kyle Schwarber’s contract if you get to attend an early November parade in any of the first four
December 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
DID YOU KNOW - you will not care about the fifth year of Kyle Schwarber’s contract if you get to attend an early November parade in any of the first four
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I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
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lmao they put the World Cup in America and now it's got commercial breaks.
News: Every 2026 World Cup match will feature two "hydration breaks," no matter the weather.
Each half will pause for exactly three minutes midway through.
It's a player welfare measure. It also has sporting & commercial implications.
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Each half will pause for exactly three minutes midway through.
It's a player welfare measure. It also has sporting & commercial implications.
More @theathleticfc.bsky.social:
2026 World Cup to feature three-minute hydration breaks in every half throughout tournament
Every game will pause for three minutes in the middle of each half, which will essentially split the match into quarters.
www.nytimes.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:25 PM
lmao they put the World Cup in America and now it's got commercial breaks.
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The Pope, did you watch your Villanova Wildcats upset undefeated Lehigh on the road just now? Are you also into how well the Big 12 thing is going for Notre Dame
December 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The Pope, did you watch your Villanova Wildcats upset undefeated Lehigh on the road just now? Are you also into how well the Big 12 thing is going for Notre Dame
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BODACIOUS IGNATIUS
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
BODACIOUS IGNATIUS
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This sign raises more questions than it answers
December 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
This sign raises more questions than it answers
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Watching airport workers unite silently and instantly against an asshole is one of life’s great pleasures
Watching a lady yell at the worker at the boarding area of her gate that her bag absolutely can fit. I bet that has never worked even once as a tactic
December 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Watching airport workers unite silently and instantly against an asshole is one of life’s great pleasures
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Alabama forcing that fumble delivered the Delaware Blue Hens to their first ever bowl
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Alabama forcing that fumble delivered the Delaware Blue Hens to their first ever bowl
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top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
top notch mascottin'
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Need something to read, watch or listen to this holiday season? We gathered up our favorite non-Fried Egg content in golf media this year and linked it all in one place. www.thefriedegg.com/articles/con...
Fried Egg Golf's Favorite Content from 2025
A list of the Fried Egg Golf staff's favorite articles, podcasts, blog posts, videos, and other odds and ends we’ve enjoyed in 2025.
www.thefriedegg.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Need something to read, watch or listen to this holiday season? We gathered up our favorite non-Fried Egg content in golf media this year and linked it all in one place. www.thefriedegg.com/articles/con...
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Genesis just surprised us with a wagon concept called the G90 Wingback
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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me taking someone to Buc-ee’s for the first time
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
me taking someone to Buc-ee’s for the first time
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Megyn Kelly and I both find it hard to define exactly what a “minor” is.
By: 11 Yanks
By: 11 Yanks
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Megyn Kelly and I both find it hard to define exactly what a “minor” is.
By: 11 Yanks
By: 11 Yanks