Penis

“I want a room with a view on DVD, Clarice”

Just walk backwards

if the toilet lock shows red, that means there's someone in it. just a little tip for everyone out there.

Què va fer un policia perquè el seu sogre li disparés? 🤔

Even the change to formally calling for a ceasefire was meaningless given that there was no "or else" attached. The arms and intel sharing continued to flow, no sanctions were applied. They were complicit throughout.

“It’s fine he’s portraying a working class deliver man”

Starmer: My plan for the economy: workers stay up all night drinking expensive, heavily taxed, drinks then get sacked from work and land in hospital. I picked something that I imagine will appeal to working class people because I can’t imagine any working class people who are, for example, muslim.

Argh the fucking CO2 return label website is hell (fizzy water problems) (no I won’t use sodastream)

The Adam and Eve pub in Homerton was built in 1915. Imagine a full year into the Belter War or whatever it was called and they said “lads, we need to build a new pub”

I grew up in a place that should’ve been the town of the future. It still was when I was a kid. You should see how they fucked it all up. youtu.be/PO8f9VBb5Zg?...

I am NOT a randy man

Messaged you on the other website

Old neighbourhood/New Neighbourhood. Plus ça change.

After having to play that theme tune in the school orchestra I should’ve been the one sending them.

I discovered which ones I shouldn’t talk to

I logged on to bluesky

well well well :) https://errolshotwax.bandcamp.com/album/love-trinity

If 900 men were jerking it rhythmically in the forest would you join them? Or would you lead them into a new age, severing the chains that bind us and delivering us into the embrace of what is yet to come?

We needs nuclear armed Vatican. As pope I will deliver this.

Hunting, shooting and fishing are sport, the rest are called games.

I have caved in and become nude guy charging about the dressing rooms at the swimming baths without a care in the world

Picture of leg (chicken)