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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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just....enjoy this
November 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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All the sins of Wade–Giles romanization, rendering
北京 as "Peking" and all,
are forgiven for setting up this joke.
June 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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The big divide in the cryptid hunting community is between people who want to find a cryptid so they can eat it and people who want to find a cryptid so they can have sex with it
January 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Here’s the kicker:

“Every citizen or subject of another country, while domiciled here, is within the allegiance and the protection, and consequently subject to the jurisdiction, of the United States.”
January 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Good morning from Facebook Marketplace, where you can buy 653 Baseball Bats That Cannot Be Used For Baseball: assigned.substack.com/p/653-wood-m...
653 Wood Maple Baseball Bats
Note: Bats are not recommended for baseballing use
assigned.substack.com
December 6, 2024 at 1:12 PM
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you wake up for the ride, man you don't want to go
you ask your mom, please? but she still says no
“i’ve been baking all damn day, get in the car and sit”
TRAVELING WITH PIES IS SUCH BULLSHIT
November 28, 2024 at 4:07 PM
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I've seen plenty of bad AI generated transcriptions in Crunchyroll subtitles/CC, but this one may take the cake.

(The line is _supposed_ to be "For our generation, Gundams are just myths.")

(And it's even funnier when you know the relationship between these two.)
November 13, 2024 at 3:52 AM