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Howdy doodles
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Mr. Beast has confirmed in an interview that the skeletons in the Beastland Haunted House are the remains of "a fraction" of the enslaved migrant workers who died during construction. Mr. Beast has offered the families a lifetime supply of Feastables as recompense.
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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If they are flipping seats in MISSISSIPPI????
That's on the same level as "waffle house is closed due to inclement weather"
November 5, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
September 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
September 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Hey everyone...LOOK OVER HERE! It's Lt. Col. Bone Spurs declaring war on an American city!!! Does his rough tough cream-puff cosplay make you forget about the EPSTEIN survivors, their lifetime of trauma & their courage to speak the truth in public?

Yeah, me neither.

#ReleaseTheEPSTEINFilesASAP
September 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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A man understandably refused to hand over his ID or get out of the car for a bunch of masked thugs who refused to identify themselves.

And when he drove away, they opened fire on him.

This isn’t how you do any sort of enforcement when your goal is to uphold the law. This is gangsterism.
Immigration officers open fire during vehicle stop in San Bernardino
August 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
August 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Genuinely incredible that she's saying this with 2 accused rapists on either side of her
Bondi: "Let me be crystal clear: crime in DC is ending and ending today."
August 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Awkward moment as Fed Chair Powell fact-checks Trump while the Mob Boss fishes for different ways to pressure and extort him to lower interest rates.
July 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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zohran keeps proving that you don’t need to be afraid of far right framing
Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends.

But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.

See you soon, NYC.
July 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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The absolute funniest part of capitalist ideology is that they somehow managed to convince everyone that "freedom" meant like...the freedom to choose between 63 kinds of shampoo, and not like...the freedom to quit a job you hate without losing your health insurance.
July 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Free Luigi
July 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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It's not like Trump has any obvious connection with Epstein anyway.
July 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Bad news, America.
July 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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All I see here is top notch ball security, elite contact balance, a willingness to grind out tough yards btwn the tackles, and surprising burst after he finds daylight
A member of Taiwan's parliament stole a bill and ran off with it to prevent it from being passed
June 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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They’re planning on building a detention center for migrants in the middle of the fetid swamps of Florida.

If you think this is something new, the first internment camp they sent me and my family to in 1942 was a barbed wire prison called Rohwer. It was located in the swamps of Arkansas.
June 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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BREAKING: In a unanimous decision, a federal court of appeals has ruled that Louisiana's law requiring the Ten Commandments to be displayed in all public school classrooms is unconstitutional.

We’ll keep saying it: Public schools are not Sunday schools.
June 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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“Welcome to my birthday parade.”
June 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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LAPD when they think nobody is watching
June 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
June 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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June 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight
June 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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luigi: your honor, we're all going to die

boom bulletproof defense no lawyer needed
June 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM