mrzwk-b.bsky.social
@mrzwk-b.bsky.social
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Can we normalize rotating?
December 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
watch out guys mother nature is ripping her vape on the 271
December 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
crazy that hair and teeth are made of the same material
December 28, 2025 at 2:19 PM
there's no way to flag misinformation on bluesky so i could really just say anything
December 28, 2025 at 2:19 PM
مسموعة ونة الليل، يا روحي هيدي، ويلي يالله!
December 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
getting one of these installed on my penis
December 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
don't we have enough wingspan spinoffs yet
December 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
my cousin told me she thinks sylvia plath was a bad feminist bc she killed herself
December 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes janissaries
December 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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I’m geeked up on that pure Na’vi yayo while an eight foot tall goth cat gf cuts me. I’m high off that Pandora Payakan talking directly to the ancestors. We sipping pure Tulkun brain goo. That Mangkwan coochie got me waging war on Eywa. I’ve died. I will die again. This shit ain’t nothing to me man.
December 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
ew i just saw a police tesla
December 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM
undergoing experimental gene therapy to replace my body's mucus production with burt's bees
December 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
whamageddon but with sympathy 4 the grinch by 100 gecs
December 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
my cat is lowkey wiser than socrates bc she doesn't claim to know even the fact that she knows nothing
December 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
guy who pronounces bnuuy like ennui
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
the year is 2030. red lights now play ads into everyone's cars except for premium subscribers who are allowed to skip the light. the accident rate has skyrocketed but changing the system is impossible bc politicians are unwilling to raise taxes to make up for the revenue generated this way
November 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
the real mandela effect is that fire coming out of the monkey's head never says it's set on an island
November 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
guy who has only ever been to abba voyage seeing a human being for the first time: wow this is j
November 15, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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Today is the only day you can repost this
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
thinking about her...
Ingvaeonic nasal spirant law - Wikipedia
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November 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
November 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
how it feels
November 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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clipping your fingernails with one of these just hits different
October 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
i've been cursed to live through the plot of inception every single night
October 30, 2025 at 12:49 PM