Jess Allen (she/her)
@msjessallen.bsky.social
Part time geek, full time weird.
Bookish 📚Gaming 🎮 World’s Okayest Mom 🥴 (participation) trophy wife 🏆
Bookish 📚Gaming 🎮 World’s Okayest Mom 🥴 (participation) trophy wife 🏆
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What is the lifespan of software? What if you make software that's silly and full of whimsy? Will people remember it? Anyway, here's a video someone recently posted of “Good Luck, Babe!” by Chappell Roan performed through the composer feature in Mario Paint, a game released on Super Nintendo in 1992
May 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
What is the lifespan of software? What if you make software that's silly and full of whimsy? Will people remember it? Anyway, here's a video someone recently posted of “Good Luck, Babe!” by Chappell Roan performed through the composer feature in Mario Paint, a game released on Super Nintendo in 1992
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You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.
April 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.
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Prices are soaring, your 401k is in the tank, Social Security phone lines are hours long.
Instead of addressing any of that – this administration is picking a fight with Denmark.
Instead of addressing any of that – this administration is picking a fight with Denmark.
March 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Prices are soaring, your 401k is in the tank, Social Security phone lines are hours long.
Instead of addressing any of that – this administration is picking a fight with Denmark.
Instead of addressing any of that – this administration is picking a fight with Denmark.
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Pete Buttigieg breaks down DEI for everyday folks…
“The opposite of diversity is uniformity. The opposite of equity is inequity. The opposite of inclusion is exclusion.” @petebuttigieg.bsky.social
Our problem: too many value uniformity over inclusion and they’re the ones running the government.
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“The opposite of diversity is uniformity. The opposite of equity is inequity. The opposite of inclusion is exclusion.” @petebuttigieg.bsky.social
Our problem: too many value uniformity over inclusion and they’re the ones running the government.
🧵
March 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Pete Buttigieg breaks down DEI for everyday folks…
“The opposite of diversity is uniformity. The opposite of equity is inequity. The opposite of inclusion is exclusion.” @petebuttigieg.bsky.social
Our problem: too many value uniformity over inclusion and they’re the ones running the government.
🧵
“The opposite of diversity is uniformity. The opposite of equity is inequity. The opposite of inclusion is exclusion.” @petebuttigieg.bsky.social
Our problem: too many value uniformity over inclusion and they’re the ones running the government.
🧵
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ME: [chronically iron deficient] Bring me my medicinal hamburger
ROOMMATE: what
ROOMMATE: what
March 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
ME: [chronically iron deficient] Bring me my medicinal hamburger
ROOMMATE: what
ROOMMATE: what
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Gender equality doesn’t just 'happen.'
Women’s rights must be fought for and protected.
Our responsibility is clear.
To lead by example and create a world where opportunities are fair for all.
Not just today, but every single day.
#InternationalWomensDay
Women’s rights must be fought for and protected.
Our responsibility is clear.
To lead by example and create a world where opportunities are fair for all.
Not just today, but every single day.
#InternationalWomensDay
March 8, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Gender equality doesn’t just 'happen.'
Women’s rights must be fought for and protected.
Our responsibility is clear.
To lead by example and create a world where opportunities are fair for all.
Not just today, but every single day.
#InternationalWomensDay
Women’s rights must be fought for and protected.
Our responsibility is clear.
To lead by example and create a world where opportunities are fair for all.
Not just today, but every single day.
#InternationalWomensDay
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you do not owe any loyalty to politicians, especially ones that don’t do their jobs to the full extent.
March 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
you do not owe any loyalty to politicians, especially ones that don’t do their jobs to the full extent.
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Is America great again yet?
March 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Is America great again yet?
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Democrat: if elected I will represent and protect all Americans
Republican: if elected I will only represent my voters and harm everyone else
Democrat voters: if our guy loses we’re fucked.
Republican voter: either way I’m covered.
Republican: if elected I will only represent my voters and harm everyone else
Democrat voters: if our guy loses we’re fucked.
Republican voter: either way I’m covered.
March 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Democrat: if elected I will represent and protect all Americans
Republican: if elected I will only represent my voters and harm everyone else
Democrat voters: if our guy loses we’re fucked.
Republican voter: either way I’m covered.
Republican: if elected I will only represent my voters and harm everyone else
Democrat voters: if our guy loses we’re fucked.
Republican voter: either way I’m covered.
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"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."
March 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."
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In this current hellscape, the only control I have is in where I spend my time, attention & money. If a company has cowered and rolled back DEI or otherwise kissed the ring for this administration, I’m out. #DEI #Boycott
March 2, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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A grassroots movement is calling on all Americans to abstain from shopping with major retailers tomorrow, February 28, as part of an “economic blackout.”
I encourage you to join. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/boycott
I encourage you to join. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/boycott
February 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
A grassroots movement is calling on all Americans to abstain from shopping with major retailers tomorrow, February 28, as part of an “economic blackout.”
I encourage you to join. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/boycott
I encourage you to join. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/boycott
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I've been reading exclusively Black American writers for US Black History Month and wanted to share some all-time favourites from US/CAN authors
Perfect to pick up now or anytime, these stories and authors are to be read year-round
#BookSky
Perfect to pick up now or anytime, these stories and authors are to be read year-round
#BookSky
February 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I've been reading exclusively Black American writers for US Black History Month and wanted to share some all-time favourites from US/CAN authors
Perfect to pick up now or anytime, these stories and authors are to be read year-round
#BookSky
Perfect to pick up now or anytime, these stories and authors are to be read year-round
#BookSky
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If Democrats want to regain working people, they must disavow Big Money.
That starts with banning super PAC donations in Dem primaries.
There’s no way the party can speak for the majority of working people in America if it's beholden to corporate interests.
That starts with banning super PAC donations in Dem primaries.
There’s no way the party can speak for the majority of working people in America if it's beholden to corporate interests.
February 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
If Democrats want to regain working people, they must disavow Big Money.
That starts with banning super PAC donations in Dem primaries.
There’s no way the party can speak for the majority of working people in America if it's beholden to corporate interests.
That starts with banning super PAC donations in Dem primaries.
There’s no way the party can speak for the majority of working people in America if it's beholden to corporate interests.
What? What else do you do with your SO after the kids are asleep?! 😂 🏎️ #mariokart
February 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
What? What else do you do with your SO after the kids are asleep?! 😂 🏎️ #mariokart
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