Miss Paskiainen 🔞
@mspaskiainen.bsky.social
32/F/bi 🏳️🌈| Fat Guy appreciator account
Help my top listened to song of the year is a novelty one about a sauna and then the rest are just noise and Irish nationalist songs
December 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Help my top listened to song of the year is a novelty one about a sauna and then the rest are just noise and Irish nationalist songs
Just reading something that featured an artist called Moonchild Sanelly, but I misread it as Manchild Smelly.
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Just reading something that featured an artist called Moonchild Sanelly, but I misread it as Manchild Smelly.
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Sorry I don't have them
RELEASE THE UNREDACTED TRUMP EPSTEIN FILES NOW!!!
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Sorry I don't have them
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To me, after the second clown gets out of the clown car the gag stops being funny
November 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
To me, after the second clown gets out of the clown car the gag stops being funny
Shout-out to 2024 and 2025 for the rebrand: from “why am I so bad at existing” to “oh, I’m disabled actually.”
November 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Shout-out to 2024 and 2025 for the rebrand: from “why am I so bad at existing” to “oh, I’m disabled actually.”
Why does the elf on the shelf kinda look like tuukka rask
November 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Why does the elf on the shelf kinda look like tuukka rask
I want a fat cheque (money) and a fat Czech (my crush)
October 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I want a fat cheque (money) and a fat Czech (my crush)
Hear me out: fat alt guys wearing plaid shirts open (it doesn't do up) with a band t-shirt (preferably unproblematic metal) underneath and a lil bit of belly peeking out.
October 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Hear me out: fat alt guys wearing plaid shirts open (it doesn't do up) with a band t-shirt (preferably unproblematic metal) underneath and a lil bit of belly peeking out.
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BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live
www.cnn.com
October 15, 2009 at 6:56 PM
BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live
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things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes
August 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes
I broke my arm again and not to be dramatic but my existence seems like divine punishment.
August 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I broke my arm again and not to be dramatic but my existence seems like divine punishment.
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South Korean advertising stays on another level
July 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
South Korean advertising stays on another level
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There are no unlockable doors
There are no unwinnable wars
There are no unrightable wrongs
Or unsingable songs
RIP to the PRINCE OF FUCKING DARKNESS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4nI...
There are no unwinnable wars
There are no unrightable wrongs
Or unsingable songs
RIP to the PRINCE OF FUCKING DARKNESS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4nI...
OZZY OSBOURNE - "I Just Want You" (Official Video)
YouTube video by Ozzy Osbourne
www.youtube.com
July 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
There are no unlockable doors
There are no unwinnable wars
There are no unrightable wrongs
Or unsingable songs
RIP to the PRINCE OF FUCKING DARKNESS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4nI...
There are no unwinnable wars
There are no unrightable wrongs
Or unsingable songs
RIP to the PRINCE OF FUCKING DARKNESS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4nI...
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Ancient DNA solves mystery of Hungarian, Finnish language family’s origins news.harvard.edu/gazette/stor...
Parent emerged over 4,000 years ago in Siberia, farther east than many thought, then rapidly spread west
Parent emerged over 4,000 years ago in Siberia, farther east than many thought, then rapidly spread west
Ancient DNA solves mystery of Hungarian, Finnish language origins — Harvard Gazette
Parent emerged over 4,000 years ago in Siberia, farther east than many thought, then rapidly spread west, study finds.
news.harvard.edu
July 18, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Ancient DNA solves mystery of Hungarian, Finnish language family’s origins news.harvard.edu/gazette/stor...
Parent emerged over 4,000 years ago in Siberia, farther east than many thought, then rapidly spread west
Parent emerged over 4,000 years ago in Siberia, farther east than many thought, then rapidly spread west
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Just remembered the time I posted this on Twitter, jokingly remarking on the cat's uncanny resemblance to Graham Linehan, and someone accused me of making jokes about a disability.
July 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Just remembered the time I posted this on Twitter, jokingly remarking on the cat's uncanny resemblance to Graham Linehan, and someone accused me of making jokes about a disability.
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But I was hungry! From The Adventures of Nip and Tuck: Just Cats. By Elizabeth Francis and illustrated by Barbara Roe Hicklin, 1959.
April 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
But I was hungry! From The Adventures of Nip and Tuck: Just Cats. By Elizabeth Francis and illustrated by Barbara Roe Hicklin, 1959.
Tumblr is fatphobic as fuck, but gaaaahhhhh I need a space to dedicate my reverence to fat guys. May bite the bullet.
July 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Tumblr is fatphobic as fuck, but gaaaahhhhh I need a space to dedicate my reverence to fat guys. May bite the bullet.
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Wes Streeting is talking dangerous nonsense on obesity www.taxresearch.org.uk/Blog/2025/07...
Wes Streeting is talking dangerous nonsense on obesity
Wes Streeting says cutting 50 calories a day will solve obesity and save the NHS. That’s bad politics, bad science and classic neoliberal blame-shifting. In this video, I take apart his arguments and ...
www.taxresearch.org.uk
July 3, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Wes Streeting is talking dangerous nonsense on obesity www.taxresearch.org.uk/Blog/2025/07...
A weight loss drug made in Ireland but it's called O'Zempic
June 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
A weight loss drug made in Ireland but it's called O'Zempic
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life sure is hard for a teenage girl in her 30s
June 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
life sure is hard for a teenage girl in her 30s
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“Historically, no one lived past age 35”
"I’ve heard *so* many versions of this claim, including recently from a menopause doctor (implying menopause is not “natural” because noone lived long enough to go through it). Every time someone states this “fact,” a demographer loses a piece of their soul"
"I’ve heard *so* many versions of this claim, including recently from a menopause doctor (implying menopause is not “natural” because noone lived long enough to go through it). Every time someone states this “fact,” a demographer loses a piece of their soul"
There Were Still Old People When Life Expectancy Was 35.
A demography myth that won't die
jenndowd.substack.com
June 16, 2025 at 10:16 AM
“Historically, no one lived past age 35”
"I’ve heard *so* many versions of this claim, including recently from a menopause doctor (implying menopause is not “natural” because noone lived long enough to go through it). Every time someone states this “fact,” a demographer loses a piece of their soul"
"I’ve heard *so* many versions of this claim, including recently from a menopause doctor (implying menopause is not “natural” because noone lived long enough to go through it). Every time someone states this “fact,” a demographer loses a piece of their soul"
rejected from dream job! Fuck this shit!!! Was down to final 4, but it ain't a job!!!!!
May 23, 2025 at 12:27 PM
rejected from dream job! Fuck this shit!!! Was down to final 4, but it ain't a job!!!!!
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calling sleep token "metal for disney adults" is so fucking funny thank you anthony, i agree
May 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
calling sleep token "metal for disney adults" is so fucking funny thank you anthony, i agree
My dad would never say “I love you,” but since I broke my arms some months ago, he’s been going around second-hand shops with his retiree mate collecting Kate Bush records for me. I’ve got 12 now. 😭💓
May 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
My dad would never say “I love you,” but since I broke my arms some months ago, he’s been going around second-hand shops with his retiree mate collecting Kate Bush records for me. I’ve got 12 now. 😭💓