When your government is running 1000's of simulations to determine how little money its citizens can survive on it's time to change your government.

*clears throat*

*taps mic*

I had some edits

thank you to @sbarolo.bsky.social and @ajdemas.bsky.social for their Jeremiah and Lazarus jokes which gave me the idea for this

I have some dark red yarn to try this with, but I think it would be lovely in any color

Uh, I mean the differences in our discussions in class about the book. But now that I think on it, hm

I didn’t read it until I was mid-20s and the difference in class between me and the girlies who’d read it at 15 was stark

Further, Rufus doing “San Francisco” is so perfectly on the nose and I love it.

They have fucking assault rifles and we have whistles and they’re scared shitless, because they know we’d rather be righteous and dead than ever be them.

"Well, shit, in that case," said the preschool teacher, as she put away her cross-stitch, set her jaw, and marched out into mortal danger.