@mttmick.bsky.social
Reposted
subaru is japanese for lesbian
July 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
subaru is japanese for lesbian
Reposted
Peter Thiel Shows Trump How To Sort Spreadsheet Of Americans By Ethnicity
theonion.com/peter-t...
theonion.com/peter-t...
July 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Peter Thiel Shows Trump How To Sort Spreadsheet Of Americans By Ethnicity
theonion.com/peter-t...
theonion.com/peter-t...
Reposted
Just because 99/100 scientists agree that it's bad to open a portal to the hell dimension doesn't mean we should immediately discount the opposing views of the scientist employed by Open A Portal To The Hell Dimension Inc.
April 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Just because 99/100 scientists agree that it's bad to open a portal to the hell dimension doesn't mean we should immediately discount the opposing views of the scientist employed by Open A Portal To The Hell Dimension Inc.
Reposted
Town's Teen Pregnancy Spike Due To One Impressive Youth
April 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Town's Teen Pregnancy Spike Due To One Impressive Youth
Reposted
As of Friday, there have been 46 cases in which federal judges have blocked Trump policies.
The rulings in those cases have come from 39 different judges appointed by 5 different presidents (of both parties) to 11 different district courts across 7 different circuits.
Maybe it's not the judges?
The rulings in those cases have come from 39 different judges appointed by 5 different presidents (of both parties) to 11 different district courts across 7 different circuits.
Maybe it's not the judges?
March 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
As of Friday, there have been 46 cases in which federal judges have blocked Trump policies.
The rulings in those cases have come from 39 different judges appointed by 5 different presidents (of both parties) to 11 different district courts across 7 different circuits.
Maybe it's not the judges?
The rulings in those cases have come from 39 different judges appointed by 5 different presidents (of both parties) to 11 different district courts across 7 different circuits.
Maybe it's not the judges?
Reposted
‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
March 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
Reposted
Have you signed the petition to strip Elon Musk-olini of his Canadian citizenship?
Mr. Musk is pissed.
He has posted snarky comments claiming Canada is not a real country.
We can make this the largest parliamentary petition in CDN history.
Please sign and pass on.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
Mr. Musk is pissed.
He has posted snarky comments claiming Canada is not a real country.
We can make this the largest parliamentary petition in CDN history.
Please sign and pass on.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
Petition e-5353 - Petitions
www.ourcommons.ca
March 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Have you signed the petition to strip Elon Musk-olini of his Canadian citizenship?
Mr. Musk is pissed.
He has posted snarky comments claiming Canada is not a real country.
We can make this the largest parliamentary petition in CDN history.
Please sign and pass on.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
Mr. Musk is pissed.
He has posted snarky comments claiming Canada is not a real country.
We can make this the largest parliamentary petition in CDN history.
Please sign and pass on.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
Reposted
Sir, we've fired the entire Department of Keeping the Fabric of Reality Intact, and it seems- [phasing into a half-horse half-black hole]- it seems this could be bad
March 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Sir, we've fired the entire Department of Keeping the Fabric of Reality Intact, and it seems- [phasing into a half-horse half-black hole]- it seems this could be bad
Reposted
Artist re-hired after AI turned out to be too expensive: I'm not sure any of these assets are usable
Former prompt engineer still making $400k who is now her manager: grateful artist crop top doesn't talk back big boob big ass trending on hinge goes to work slut-style is single and has child's face
Former prompt engineer still making $400k who is now her manager: grateful artist crop top doesn't talk back big boob big ass trending on hinge goes to work slut-style is single and has child's face
September 7, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Artist re-hired after AI turned out to be too expensive: I'm not sure any of these assets are usable
Former prompt engineer still making $400k who is now her manager: grateful artist crop top doesn't talk back big boob big ass trending on hinge goes to work slut-style is single and has child's face
Former prompt engineer still making $400k who is now her manager: grateful artist crop top doesn't talk back big boob big ass trending on hinge goes to work slut-style is single and has child's face
Reposted
Taylor Swift do you like alternative rock
February 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Taylor Swift do you like alternative rock
Reposted
Drake (sadly): bumbaclaat
February 10, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Drake (sadly): bumbaclaat
Reposted
NBC Producers Deny Using AI In New Series ‘Detective Fireman Lawyer Chicago Los Angeles Show’
theonion.com/nbc-pro...
theonion.com/nbc-pro...
NBC Producers Deny Using AI In New Series ‘Detective Fireman Lawyer Chicago Los Angeles Show’
NEW YORK—Issuing a categorical denial of the accusations, NBC producers announced Thursday there was absolutely no usage of artificial intelligence in the new series Detective Fireman Lawyer Chicago Los Angeles Show. “At NBC, we are passionate about storytelling, and the truth is that machine learning isn’t capable of bringing to life vibrant characters like Jim Jack […]
theonion.com
February 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
NBC Producers Deny Using AI In New Series ‘Detective Fireman Lawyer Chicago Los Angeles Show’
theonion.com/nbc-pro...
theonion.com/nbc-pro...
Reposted
Like, dog... we sent to you destabilization summer camp in South America for decades. You know what to do!
You do this in Africa all the time. He's sort of African! Technically. Just... take a deep breath and follow your gut on this one, champ. I love you and want to be proud of you.
You do this in Africa all the time. He's sort of African! Technically. Just... take a deep breath and follow your gut on this one, champ. I love you and want to be proud of you.
February 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Like, dog... we sent to you destabilization summer camp in South America for decades. You know what to do!
You do this in Africa all the time. He's sort of African! Technically. Just... take a deep breath and follow your gut on this one, champ. I love you and want to be proud of you.
You do this in Africa all the time. He's sort of African! Technically. Just... take a deep breath and follow your gut on this one, champ. I love you and want to be proud of you.
Reposted
“I’m building an army to dismantle the government”
“Brilliant, sir”
“And it will be entirely made up of strange boys”
“Uhh, yeah … yeah great”
“Brilliant, sir”
“And it will be entirely made up of strange boys”
“Uhh, yeah … yeah great”
February 5, 2025 at 12:44 PM
“I’m building an army to dismantle the government”
“Brilliant, sir”
“And it will be entirely made up of strange boys”
“Uhh, yeah … yeah great”
“Brilliant, sir”
“And it will be entirely made up of strange boys”
“Uhh, yeah … yeah great”
Reposted
Guy who kinda pays attention to the news: damn man I can’t believe the Drug Enforcement Agency is causing all these plane crashes
February 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Guy who kinda pays attention to the news: damn man I can’t believe the Drug Enforcement Agency is causing all these plane crashes