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@mudfire4.darkwo.ke
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“A familiar note is produced. It's the one
Desolation plays to keep its instrument in tune.”
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“A familiar note is produced. It's the one
Desolation plays to keep its instrument in tune.”
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@mudfire4.darkwo.ke
· Oct 20
If you’re here because I liked a skeet of yours from months or years ago, Hello!
I’m sorry & also it will happen again
I’m sorry & also it will happen again
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these edibles ain’t shit
December 25, 2025 at 8:00 AM
these edibles ain’t shit
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Had those three Christmas ghosts pop up but they just said I should stay cool
December 25, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Had those three Christmas ghosts pop up but they just said I should stay cool
I had 2 New Year’s resolutions for 2025 & I successfully did not do either of them let’s fucking gooooooo lmao
December 25, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I had 2 New Year’s resolutions for 2025 & I successfully did not do either of them let’s fucking gooooooo lmao
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Bluesky
It’s not even 1AM yet
Please
Stop laughing so much rn 😭
It’s not even 1AM yet
Please
Stop laughing so much rn 😭
December 25, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Bluesky
It’s not even 1AM yet
Please
Stop laughing so much rn 😭
It’s not even 1AM yet
Please
Stop laughing so much rn 😭
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Heard people on this site talking about how Tiny I am. Wanna take this shit outside?
December 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Heard people on this site talking about how Tiny I am. Wanna take this shit outside?
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you there boy, what bullshit is this
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
you there boy, what bullshit is this
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Give me the level of self satisfaction and confidence this boy exudes
December 25, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Give me the level of self satisfaction and confidence this boy exudes
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Taro is now a Snail
December 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Taro is now a Snail
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I'll just floss tomorrow
I'll just floss tomorrow
I'll just floss tomorrow
December 25, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I'll just floss tomorrow
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It would be so cool if the Ghost of Christmas Future visited Trump and didn't bother with all the grave shit. Just threw his ass into a bunch of china cabinets action movie style. Put his head through the toilet like Morpheus in the Matrix. Grim Reaper going full Jackie Chan mode on his stupid ass.
December 25, 2025 at 7:40 AM
It would be so cool if the Ghost of Christmas Future visited Trump and didn't bother with all the grave shit. Just threw his ass into a bunch of china cabinets action movie style. Put his head through the toilet like Morpheus in the Matrix. Grim Reaper going full Jackie Chan mode on his stupid ass.
I’m not kidding
I have mutuals who are seemingly okay with rape apologetics & being in the vicinity of literal federal informants
Figure your shit out
I have mutuals who are seemingly okay with rape apologetics & being in the vicinity of literal federal informants
Figure your shit out
Gonna be REAL EXPLICIT here, this skeet this morning was brought to you by me seeing WAY too many of y’all in fucking Jane’s mentions
Like I said, I DO NOT fuck with rape apologists & I hope to god y’all don’t either & are just unaware of the connection to LB here because what the fuck
1/2
Like I said, I DO NOT fuck with rape apologists & I hope to god y’all don’t either & are just unaware of the connection to LB here because what the fuck
1/2
I don’t think this should need to be said, but I want to explicitly state that I don’t fuck with rape apologists/those who are willingly/happily friends with known rapists in any capacity
And I’m probably going to be pretty suspicious of anyone who doesn’t feel similarly
And I’m probably going to be pretty suspicious of anyone who doesn’t feel similarly
December 25, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I’m not kidding
I have mutuals who are seemingly okay with rape apologetics & being in the vicinity of literal federal informants
Figure your shit out
I have mutuals who are seemingly okay with rape apologetics & being in the vicinity of literal federal informants
Figure your shit out
Happy Honda Days, Merry Chrysler, & a happy new year of stop associating tangentially with rapists what the fuck
December 25, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Happy Honda Days, Merry Chrysler, & a happy new year of stop associating tangentially with rapists what the fuck
Gonna be REAL EXPLICIT here, this skeet this morning was brought to you by me seeing WAY too many of y’all in fucking Jane’s mentions
Like I said, I DO NOT fuck with rape apologists & I hope to god y’all don’t either & are just unaware of the connection to LB here because what the fuck
1/2
Like I said, I DO NOT fuck with rape apologists & I hope to god y’all don’t either & are just unaware of the connection to LB here because what the fuck
1/2
I don’t think this should need to be said, but I want to explicitly state that I don’t fuck with rape apologists/those who are willingly/happily friends with known rapists in any capacity
And I’m probably going to be pretty suspicious of anyone who doesn’t feel similarly
And I’m probably going to be pretty suspicious of anyone who doesn’t feel similarly
December 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Gonna be REAL EXPLICIT here, this skeet this morning was brought to you by me seeing WAY too many of y’all in fucking Jane’s mentions
Like I said, I DO NOT fuck with rape apologists & I hope to god y’all don’t either & are just unaware of the connection to LB here because what the fuck
1/2
Like I said, I DO NOT fuck with rape apologists & I hope to god y’all don’t either & are just unaware of the connection to LB here because what the fuck
1/2
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Merry Chrysler to those whomst celebrate 🦝🎄
December 25, 2024 at 6:55 AM
Merry Chrysler to those whomst celebrate 🦝🎄
When someone you were already highly considering blocking ends up blocking you first
Let’s fucking go baybeeeeeeee
Let’s fucking go baybeeeeeeee
December 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
When someone you were already highly considering blocking ends up blocking you first
Let’s fucking go baybeeeeeeee
Let’s fucking go baybeeeeeeee
Watching the 1947 Miracle on 34th Street and fuck I love this movie so much
The remakes are trash, this is the one
Straight up getting teary eyed because this movie is so damn good
The remakes are trash, this is the one
Straight up getting teary eyed because this movie is so damn good
December 25, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Watching the 1947 Miracle on 34th Street and fuck I love this movie so much
The remakes are trash, this is the one
Straight up getting teary eyed because this movie is so damn good
The remakes are trash, this is the one
Straight up getting teary eyed because this movie is so damn good
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All my body wants to do is sleep
December 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
All my body wants to do is sleep
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When I die, just bury my followers in my tomb like a Pharoah
“Leaving behind over 3 million followers” is a crazy thing to write lol
December 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
When I die, just bury my followers in my tomb like a Pharoah
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i think about this a lot. you could send an army of ghosts to elon musk's mansion and at the end of the night he would still just be the world's dumbest nazi
you think about scrooge and he basically gave cratchit reasonably stable long term employment and paid him more or less enough to raise a family on a single income and he's still a fucking villain. today's billionaires are like 10x worse
December 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
i think about this a lot. you could send an army of ghosts to elon musk's mansion and at the end of the night he would still just be the world's dumbest nazi
I don’t think this should need to be said, but I want to explicitly state that I don’t fuck with rape apologists/those who are willingly/happily friends with known rapists in any capacity
And I’m probably going to be pretty suspicious of anyone who doesn’t feel similarly
And I’m probably going to be pretty suspicious of anyone who doesn’t feel similarly
December 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I don’t think this should need to be said, but I want to explicitly state that I don’t fuck with rape apologists/those who are willingly/happily friends with known rapists in any capacity
And I’m probably going to be pretty suspicious of anyone who doesn’t feel similarly
And I’m probably going to be pretty suspicious of anyone who doesn’t feel similarly
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Dec 24th - John McClane prevents Hans Gruber from stealing $640 million in untraceable bearer bonds from the vault in Nakatomi Plaza.
📽️📅 Die Hard (1988)
📽️📅 Die Hard (1988)
December 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Dec 24th - John McClane prevents Hans Gruber from stealing $640 million in untraceable bearer bonds from the vault in Nakatomi Plaza.
📽️📅 Die Hard (1988)
📽️📅 Die Hard (1988)