muffy dog
@muffykiwi.bsky.social
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Appliances are straight up disrespectful now. I heard you dude. I know the door is open I’m putting groceries away. I know the food is done I’m doing something. I’ll unload the dishwasher when I’m ready. Shut da fuck up
December 12, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Appliances are straight up disrespectful now. I heard you dude. I know the door is open I’m putting groceries away. I know the food is done I’m doing something. I’ll unload the dishwasher when I’m ready. Shut da fuck up
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could you imagine if they struck oil at ground zero and all the mourners started jumping around like cowboys. My god i want some of that oil
December 7, 2024 at 9:04 PM
could you imagine if they struck oil at ground zero and all the mourners started jumping around like cowboys. My god i want some of that oil
doctor says I’m too caked up call that flyabetes
December 4, 2024 at 5:06 AM
doctor says I’m too caked up call that flyabetes
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AI is changing everything. In particular it’s putting a thing you don’t want to accidentally touch in all of your favorite apps
November 25, 2024 at 3:53 AM
AI is changing everything. In particular it’s putting a thing you don’t want to accidentally touch in all of your favorite apps
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Getting Indiana into the College Football Playoff
November 24, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Getting Indiana into the College Football Playoff
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Yuko and I are at the pub for lunch.
1 fav = 1 chip for Yuko
1 rt = 1 sip of beer for Yuko
1 fav = 1 chip for Yuko
1 rt = 1 sip of beer for Yuko
November 23, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Yuko and I are at the pub for lunch.
1 fav = 1 chip for Yuko
1 rt = 1 sip of beer for Yuko
1 fav = 1 chip for Yuko
1 rt = 1 sip of beer for Yuko
PUT MY HAND ON MY PENIS, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
EJACULATION
NO BREEDING
EJACULATION
NO BREEDING
November 22, 2024 at 7:34 PM
PUT MY HAND ON MY PENIS, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
EJACULATION
NO BREEDING
EJACULATION
NO BREEDING
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Oh wow does the chart show that historic unquestioning Democrat support from Muslims or Black men or labor or whoever the fuck is trending down slightly? Work to improve their lives anyway asshole. It is not only the moral thing to do in the first place it will pay off electorally in the long run.
I don't know how to explain to the professional donation-taking losers in the Greater Democratic Mind Apparatus that it is the right thing to do to improve people's lives whether or not they pay fealty to your no show job political slush fund.
November 20, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Oh wow does the chart show that historic unquestioning Democrat support from Muslims or Black men or labor or whoever the fuck is trending down slightly? Work to improve their lives anyway asshole. It is not only the moral thing to do in the first place it will pay off electorally in the long run.
“I shit, therefore i ass” - desfartes
November 20, 2024 at 5:16 PM
“I shit, therefore i ass” - desfartes
Ah yes, , the proverbial “cum before the storm”
November 20, 2024 at 8:50 AM
Ah yes, , the proverbial “cum before the storm”
euthanize all mascots
November 15, 2024 at 8:39 AM
euthanize all mascots
buoy is a menace to society and must be stopped at all costs
November 15, 2024 at 8:38 AM
buoy is a menace to society and must be stopped at all costs
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as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain
November 14, 2024 at 5:49 AM
as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain