Kelly
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Kelly
@mungonigeljesse.bsky.social
OH by way of MI, AZ, and TX. Feminist. Wine. Bourbon. Cats. Pups. Politics. Tennis fan, WTA & ATP. On Twitter MungoGusNigelJJ.
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The most important decision for the next President is the Attorney General. We need an absolute bastard.
December 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
LOL.

This is the Christmas spirit I was looking for.
December 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.
December 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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During the holiday season, we all want to spend time with our loved ones.
 
And yet, just two months after buying Walgreens for $10 billion, the private equity firm Sycamore Partners stripped hourly workers of paid vacation, including Christmas and New Year’s Day.
 
Shameful.
December 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I am halfway through Malala’s new book and it is wonderful.
December 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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I’m enjoying Bari Weiss’s run at CBS far more than I thought I would.
a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it
Alt: a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it. Sideshow Bob steps on numerous rakes scattered on the ground.
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December 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Neither of my assistants is getting a Christmas bonus. Completely worthless, both asleep on the job.
December 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Where you at, Louvre Heisters?
December 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I need you younger peeps to understand that the little lines on the back of the wrapping paper to help you guide your cuts simply did not EXIST until fairly recently. 🎁

Being able to cut a straight line and nicely wrap a package was a gd art form and a skill set it took years to develop. 🤣
December 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My friend in the Netherlands posted this today and I thought my peeps would appreciate the beauty. 😍
December 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Rick Steves is an American treasure. Just all-around, one of the absolute best of us.
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.

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December 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
This tracks.
December 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Oh good job, you stupid motherfuckers.
December 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Just tried to search for Trump’s name in the Epstein files library on the DOJ’s website. You’ll be *shocked* to learn that there’s no mention of him whatsoever!
December 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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There’s a visceral level of psychopathy necessary to put your name on a memorial for a president that was assassinated that I’m fundamentally incapable of understanding.

The sheer sense of inability to comprehend an existence of things outside yourself like this is astounding.
Here we go…

Donald Trump’s name on the Kennedy Center.

(🎥: Stetson Miller)
December 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Above all, Jess Jess isn’t supposed to be on that pillow.

Oops!
December 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It’s gonna cost so much money to remove that asshole’s last name from every building he’s slapping it on right now.

And it will be worth every, last…nickel.
a woman is making a funny face and says " totally worth it "
ALT: a woman is making a funny face and says " totally worth it "
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December 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I paused my TV for 10 minutes and what in the ever-loving hell is this advert.

So that we’re clear, I am 100% judging you if you’re anxiously awaiting this Saturday pickleball premier. You do you, but…
December 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I got a little gift box from my co-workers in Portland and boy is that emotional support dumpster fire going to come in handy. 🤣
December 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Chuckle.
December 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
NOT NOW, Cincy, it is December 17, 2025! 🙄
December 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
“…complex relationship to the truth…” is a tad understated, no?
Deputy FBI Director Dan Bongino recently admitted to lying during his time as a political pundit. Last week, David A. Graham considered media personalities turned administrators and their complex relationship with the truth:
Dan Bongino Admits to Lying During His Pundit Days
Before he joined the FBI, Bongino spread bogus claims about the January 6 pipe bomber—and now says he did it because he was getting paid.
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December 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I …don’t know what to do with this information.
A new lawsuit dropped the bombshell claim that John Travolta’s youngest son, Ben, was conceived with eggs from Elvis Presley’s granddaughter, Riley Keough.
Elvis’ Granddaughter Is Biological Mother of Travolta’s Son: Lawsuit
Riley Keough was allegedly compensated with a used Jaguar and a $10,000-$20,000 payment.
trib.al
December 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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This is either psychopathic, heroic, British, or some combination thereof
Man answering his phone on the train: Yes? Correct, I’m not at work (pause) I’m not going to answer that because I am not at work today. No, you’re going to have to ask someone who is. Goodbye.
December 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM