lol. lmao.

My only working explanatory hypothesis right now is that billionaires and authoritarians *Literally* thrive on human misery; that if people aren't suffering then all their money and power don't actually sustain them, and that cruelty & sheer horror are the only things that flow through their veins.

Happy #Easter Weekend! 🤣

The Trump administration just texted me all of its plans to destroy the country. You can read all about it in my new book, which will appear in February 2029.

Whoever came up with calling Teslas “Swastikars”, I hope you’re having a great day.

Someone somehow needs to get Musk to open the Ark of the Covenant.

By allowing Republicans to kill off their base with dangerous foods and ineffective medicine, Democrats may be playing the long game.

“kids keep living past the age of 5, because of woke” - a substantial chunk of the american public

Elon Musk stands accused of illegally bribing Pennsylvanians to vote for Donald Trump. But there is no precedent for prosecuting shadow presidents.

by John Roberts (joined by Alito, Thomas, Gorsuch, Barrett, and Kavanaugh)

Jimmy Carter, a Sunday school teacher who stayed married to the same woman for his entire adult life, may have proclaimed his Christianity loudly. But Donald Trump, a thrice-married sex offender, is the nation‘s first truly Christian president.

Rest in peace, Mr. President.

Thank you for your lifetime of service to our nation. www.ajc.com/news/former-...

...Aaron Rodgers is only 41? That seems both entirely too old and entirely too young to be that much of a stupid bitch