The Fat in the Hat
@murkygenesis.bsky.social
Gen X civil servant fueled by spite & Coca-Cola. Raising a teen is my cardio. In a love/hate situationship w/knitting. Fluent in brain rot. Get off my lawn.
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This is the only instance in which I haven't recoiled upon seeing a Cybertruck.
#Bumble #AbominableSnowMonster #RudolphTheRedNosedReindeer
#Bumble #AbominableSnowMonster #RudolphTheRedNosedReindeer
As an ex-Mo, this is heartbreaking.
As soon as kids are 18 months, they are no longer in classes w/parents. They are separated by age. There are never enough adults/teachers.
When I was a member, there were *never* fire drills.
As soon as kids are 18 months, they are no longer in classes w/parents. They are separated by age. There are never enough adults/teachers.
When I was a member, there were *never* fire drills.
September 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
As an ex-Mo, this is heartbreaking.
As soon as kids are 18 months, they are no longer in classes w/parents. They are separated by age. There are never enough adults/teachers.
When I was a member, there were *never* fire drills.
As soon as kids are 18 months, they are no longer in classes w/parents. They are separated by age. There are never enough adults/teachers.
When I was a member, there were *never* fire drills.
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My name is Graham Platner and I’m running for US Senate to defeat Susan Collins and topple the oligarchy that’s destroying our country.
I’m a veteran, oysterman, and working class Mainer who’s seen this state become unlivable for working people. And that makes me deeply angry.
I’m a veteran, oysterman, and working class Mainer who’s seen this state become unlivable for working people. And that makes me deeply angry.
August 19, 2025 at 12:37 PM
My name is Graham Platner and I’m running for US Senate to defeat Susan Collins and topple the oligarchy that’s destroying our country.
I’m a veteran, oysterman, and working class Mainer who’s seen this state become unlivable for working people. And that makes me deeply angry.
I’m a veteran, oysterman, and working class Mainer who’s seen this state become unlivable for working people. And that makes me deeply angry.
My kid: You follow @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social right? What are the symptoms of tuberculosis?
Me: EVERYTHING.
Me: EVERYTHING.
August 17, 2025 at 5:23 AM
My kid: You follow @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social right? What are the symptoms of tuberculosis?
Me: EVERYTHING.
Me: EVERYTHING.
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Please have some water. Eat something. Put a cold washcloth to your face or neck. Text a friend you’re thinking about them. Put on the fuzzy socks. Cuddle the dog. Name the overwhelm and see if you can say goodbye.
Back tomorrow. Let me know how it goes.
Back tomorrow. Let me know how it goes.
July 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Please have some water. Eat something. Put a cold washcloth to your face or neck. Text a friend you’re thinking about them. Put on the fuzzy socks. Cuddle the dog. Name the overwhelm and see if you can say goodbye.
Back tomorrow. Let me know how it goes.
Back tomorrow. Let me know how it goes.
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If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
June 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
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if you only had one joke about frodo smoking weed it would be your token tolkien tokin’ joke
March 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
if you only had one joke about frodo smoking weed it would be your token tolkien tokin’ joke
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We must have missed where the right wing media went after Elon for not wearing a suit
February 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
We must have missed where the right wing media went after Elon for not wearing a suit
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⚠️WOKE CONTENT⚠️
In celebration of Black History Month, we honor the U.S. Army's 97th Engineer Regiment.
These 4,000 Black soldiers helped to build the Alaska Highway.
🫡🇺🇲
#KeepItWoke
#ProudBlue
#ResistanceRoots
#USDemocracy
#DedicatedToTam✡️🕊
www.alaskasnewssource.com/2021/10/26/t...
In celebration of Black History Month, we honor the U.S. Army's 97th Engineer Regiment.
These 4,000 Black soldiers helped to build the Alaska Highway.
🫡🇺🇲
#KeepItWoke
#ProudBlue
#ResistanceRoots
#USDemocracy
#DedicatedToTam✡️🕊
www.alaskasnewssource.com/2021/10/26/t...
www.alaskasnewssource.com
February 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
⚠️WOKE CONTENT⚠️
In celebration of Black History Month, we honor the U.S. Army's 97th Engineer Regiment.
These 4,000 Black soldiers helped to build the Alaska Highway.
🫡🇺🇲
#KeepItWoke
#ProudBlue
#ResistanceRoots
#USDemocracy
#DedicatedToTam✡️🕊
www.alaskasnewssource.com/2021/10/26/t...
In celebration of Black History Month, we honor the U.S. Army's 97th Engineer Regiment.
These 4,000 Black soldiers helped to build the Alaska Highway.
🫡🇺🇲
#KeepItWoke
#ProudBlue
#ResistanceRoots
#USDemocracy
#DedicatedToTam✡️🕊
www.alaskasnewssource.com/2021/10/26/t...
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Friends,
May we never forget that while negotiations,statements, addresses and the rest of the (undoubtedly important) diplomacy track are happening,exhausted #Ukrainian men &women in military uniform are holding back evil on the frontlines.
Without them,there would be no diplomacy track at all.
May we never forget that while negotiations,statements, addresses and the rest of the (undoubtedly important) diplomacy track are happening,exhausted #Ukrainian men &women in military uniform are holding back evil on the frontlines.
Without them,there would be no diplomacy track at all.
February 16, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Friends,
May we never forget that while negotiations,statements, addresses and the rest of the (undoubtedly important) diplomacy track are happening,exhausted #Ukrainian men &women in military uniform are holding back evil on the frontlines.
Without them,there would be no diplomacy track at all.
May we never forget that while negotiations,statements, addresses and the rest of the (undoubtedly important) diplomacy track are happening,exhausted #Ukrainian men &women in military uniform are holding back evil on the frontlines.
Without them,there would be no diplomacy track at all.
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The measles outbreak in Texas is reminding me of the public letter Roald Dahl wrote about losing his daughter to measles in 1962, just before the vaccine was publicly available.
February 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The measles outbreak in Texas is reminding me of the public letter Roald Dahl wrote about losing his daughter to measles in 1962, just before the vaccine was publicly available.
RFKJR can have my SSRIs when he pries them from my cold, dead hands.
Which won't be long, because those fuckers keep me on this side of a live, laugh, toaster bath.
You'll find me next to that bear in Central Park.
(Gallows humor, y'all. I'm safe from the forever yeet.)
Which won't be long, because those fuckers keep me on this side of a live, laugh, toaster bath.
You'll find me next to that bear in Central Park.
(Gallows humor, y'all. I'm safe from the forever yeet.)
February 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
RFKJR can have my SSRIs when he pries them from my cold, dead hands.
Which won't be long, because those fuckers keep me on this side of a live, laugh, toaster bath.
You'll find me next to that bear in Central Park.
(Gallows humor, y'all. I'm safe from the forever yeet.)
Which won't be long, because those fuckers keep me on this side of a live, laugh, toaster bath.
You'll find me next to that bear in Central Park.
(Gallows humor, y'all. I'm safe from the forever yeet.)
Congratulations, @beth77nj.bsky.social ! Stay hydrated.
February 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Congratulations, @beth77nj.bsky.social ! Stay hydrated.
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When they ask you who won Super Bowl LIX, you will respond, Kendrick Lamar. I just turned my tv off.
February 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
When they ask you who won Super Bowl LIX, you will respond, Kendrick Lamar. I just turned my tv off.
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Kendrick is about to do to Drake at halftime what the Eagles did to the Chiefs in the first half.
February 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Kendrick is about to do to Drake at halftime what the Eagles did to the Chiefs in the first half.
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"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy"
KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#superbowl
KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy"
KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#superbowl
KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#superbowl
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A statement from the Kennedy Center
February 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
A statement from the Kennedy Center
@hankgreen.bsky.social That's the better Uncle Sam.
February 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
@hankgreen.bsky.social That's the better Uncle Sam.
The Canada commercials?
👩🍳 💋
👩🍳 💋
February 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The Canada commercials?
👩🍳 💋
👩🍳 💋
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So all this time Dems could have been buying Super Bowl ads explains the things things that actually made America prosperous, fair, healthy, and safe but were fought tooth and nail by the GOP???
The values we are defending are so basic. The hour is late, but at least now people get the stakes
The values we are defending are so basic. The hour is late, but at least now people get the stakes
I wrote about the importance of "prebunking," in light of rumors that Elon Musk may have purchased $40 million in Super Bowl ads to spread misinformation about the "fraud" and "corruption" in this vital agency. I hope you will read and share asharangappa.substack.com/p/prebunking...
Prebunking Elon Musk's Super Bowl Propaganda
Perception is reality.
asharangappa.substack.com
February 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
So all this time Dems could have been buying Super Bowl ads explains the things things that actually made America prosperous, fair, healthy, and safe but were fought tooth and nail by the GOP???
The values we are defending are so basic. The hour is late, but at least now people get the stakes
The values we are defending are so basic. The hour is late, but at least now people get the stakes
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Elon—the richest man on Earth—is gutting the world’s largest provider of food aid. He could end world hunger single-handedly and still be the richest man alive. But he won’t.
Instead, he spent 40 million on Super Bowl ads attacking USAID!
Stand with USAID: share this counter-ad…
Instead, he spent 40 million on Super Bowl ads attacking USAID!
Stand with USAID: share this counter-ad…
February 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Elon—the richest man on Earth—is gutting the world’s largest provider of food aid. He could end world hunger single-handedly and still be the richest man alive. But he won’t.
Instead, he spent 40 million on Super Bowl ads attacking USAID!
Stand with USAID: share this counter-ad…
Instead, he spent 40 million on Super Bowl ads attacking USAID!
Stand with USAID: share this counter-ad…
I have some choice words for Mr. Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr.
Don't come at me talking about hate, Sir.
Don't come at me talking about hate, Sir.
February 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I have some choice words for Mr. Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr.
Don't come at me talking about hate, Sir.
Don't come at me talking about hate, Sir.