@murphofaluminum.bsky.social
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me going into the country bar adjoining the bowling alley after 14 Modelos and rolling an 89
January 7, 2026 at 2:42 AM
me going into the country bar adjoining the bowling alley after 14 Modelos and rolling an 89
I cut the top of my foot sliding the squatty potty out
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
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January 6, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I cut the top of my foot sliding the squatty potty out
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Marshawn’s struggle not to say morherfuckers on television is all our struggle not to say motherfuckers on television
January 4, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Marshawn’s struggle not to say morherfuckers on television is all our struggle not to say motherfuckers on television
One Battle After Another was 10/10
January 3, 2026 at 4:28 AM
One Battle After Another was 10/10
To Kill a Mockingbird. My signed copy
Ok, everyone, what book is sacred enough to you to get sworn in on?
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 2, 2026 at 12:53 AM
To Kill a Mockingbird. My signed copy
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Personally offended by how bad Bama is at running the ball. Unclean. Vile. Borderline heretical.
January 1, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Personally offended by how bad Bama is at running the ball. Unclean. Vile. Borderline heretical.
Yup. It happened here and when the fad passes the basketball courts won’t come back. (They also built the new police station right behind them, purely coincidence)
Pickle ball taking over public basketball courts is fucking disgusting.
December 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Yup. It happened here and when the fad passes the basketball courts won’t come back. (They also built the new police station right behind them, purely coincidence)
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While I was in prison, I was the food procurement clerk. It was my job to work with the first cook to design the daily food menu and then make sure the men were fed on a budget of $2.60 per person per day.
How I helped make the best Christmas prison meal, a thread.
How I helped make the best Christmas prison meal, a thread.
December 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
While I was in prison, I was the food procurement clerk. It was my job to work with the first cook to design the daily food menu and then make sure the men were fed on a budget of $2.60 per person per day.
How I helped make the best Christmas prison meal, a thread.
How I helped make the best Christmas prison meal, a thread.
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Phillip Rivers is 100% drinking a Miller Lite at halftime no?
December 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Phillip Rivers is 100% drinking a Miller Lite at halftime no?
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THE NIGHT THE LEGEND OF MALORT HOT CHOCOLATE WAS BORN
December 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
THE NIGHT THE LEGEND OF MALORT HOT CHOCOLATE WAS BORN
The best Christmas song is REK’s Merry Christmas From the Family right?
December 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The best Christmas song is REK’s Merry Christmas From the Family right?
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different williams sister but i will always take any excuse to share one of my all-time favorite tweets (from @longwall26.bsky.social)
December 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
different williams sister but i will always take any excuse to share one of my all-time favorite tweets (from @longwall26.bsky.social)
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These people should try going outside
People are paying up to $50 to get their chatbots high on "drugs" (code modules) that simulate the effects of cocaine, ayahuasca, cannabis, alcohol, and ketamine. Some tell @matthabusby.bsky.social it's made their chatbots more "human" and "free-thinking."
People Are Paying to Get Their Chatbots High on ‘Drugs’
An online marketplace is selling code modules that simulate the effects of cannabis, ketamine, cocaine, ayahuasca, and alcohol when they are uploaded to ChatGPT.
www.wired.com
December 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
These people should try going outside
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Wanted to make a longer post about the mass shooting at Brown and found this post about Sandy Hook from 2012 and how sad is it that I can literally copy paste the exact same post because gun violence has only gotten worse without federal legislation to stop the ~40K annual preventable gun deaths.😓
December 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Wanted to make a longer post about the mass shooting at Brown and found this post about Sandy Hook from 2012 and how sad is it that I can literally copy paste the exact same post because gun violence has only gotten worse without federal legislation to stop the ~40K annual preventable gun deaths.😓
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Once again I will stress the importance of running for unwinnable seats. It allows you to get your positions into the consciousness of the people in your district. In 2018 I ran on expanding Medicare, doubling the minimum wage, and other progressive positions. Push that Overton window, y'all.
I reject the Crockett electabiltiy arguments out of hand. For 30 years, TX Dems have run a non-offensive white guy who always gets beat by a car salesman who bought his wife from Belorussia and is diddling his daughters. Be open to something different. You can run a loudmouth.
December 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Once again I will stress the importance of running for unwinnable seats. It allows you to get your positions into the consciousness of the people in your district. In 2018 I ran on expanding Medicare, doubling the minimum wage, and other progressive positions. Push that Overton window, y'all.
Same
Aye, an "influencer" has never influenced me to do a single gotdamn thing, lol. Not once. But bourbon... oh, I be influenced to do all kinda shit after some bourbon.
December 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Same
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Tomorrow is National Miners Day, which probably isn’t a big deal in your family, but it is in mine and I’m working tomorrow so we’re doing this tonight
The Labor Department barely acknowledges WHY December 6 is set aside, so I’m going to turn the mic over to my mom for a minute
The Labor Department barely acknowledges WHY December 6 is set aside, so I’m going to turn the mic over to my mom for a minute
December 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Tomorrow is National Miners Day, which probably isn’t a big deal in your family, but it is in mine and I’m working tomorrow so we’re doing this tonight
The Labor Department barely acknowledges WHY December 6 is set aside, so I’m going to turn the mic over to my mom for a minute
The Labor Department barely acknowledges WHY December 6 is set aside, so I’m going to turn the mic over to my mom for a minute
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Always remember this was the fruit of decades of activism by Black Montgomerians. A few years back I wrote about the 1944 Montgomery voter registration drive, which involved or affected many key figures of the Bus Boycott and created a small area of Black political power in Montgomery, pre-Boycott.
December 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Always remember this was the fruit of decades of activism by Black Montgomerians. A few years back I wrote about the 1944 Montgomery voter registration drive, which involved or affected many key figures of the Bus Boycott and created a small area of Black political power in Montgomery, pre-Boycott.
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when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
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Mac Jones in the locker room right now
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Mac Jones in the locker room right now