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Naaritarz
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Thirty-something that really enjoys cats and complaining a lot.
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Warm yourself by the virtual fireplace in this cosy 16-color EGA #Christmas scene. No MS-DOS or floppy 💾 drive required. Thanks to software preservation, it's still crackling on the Internet Archive.

✉️ Open the full 1986 Sierra On-Line "A Computer Christmas" card ⤵️
archive.org/details/sier...
December 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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The future may be uncertain, but no matter what happens, always remember that the penguin footstep sound in Super Mario 64 is sourced from a car alarm
December 25, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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🎄
December 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
December 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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started / going
December 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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As we approach the Winter Solstice, here's what Stonehenge looked like in the 16th century.
#WinterSolstice
BL Add MS 28330; Lucas De Heere, Corte Beschryvinghe van Engheland, Schotland, ende Irland; 1573 CE-1575 CE; England (London); f.36r
December 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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what do you mean "the near-complete source code to Princess Maker 1 and 2 was quietly uploaded to GitHub a few months ago and nobody noticed"

github.com/ritsuro/Prin...
github.com/ritsuro/Prin...
GitHub - ritsuro/PrincessMaker2xPC9801
Contribute to ritsuro/PrincessMaker2xPC9801 development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
December 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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This computer is art
December 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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It is the winter solstice tomorrow (in the northern hemisphere) this is your reminder that English Heritage live stream the sun rising over Stonehenge on their YouTube channel from 7.30am tomorrow morning.

www.youtube.com/live/FEnQmoc...
December 20, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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smoking a joint with Wario on this porch in the winter would fix me
When I was a kid I used to bring Wario over to this spot and pretend he lived here
December 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Was reminded of this supremely traumatic David Blackwood painting that hung in my dining room my entire life growing up and left my brother and I equally horrified
December 17, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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the all time greatest me and who
December 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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A thread of how to say “nobody asked you” from around the world, starting with this one…

A Lithuanian way of telling someone to mind their own business is ne tavo kiaulės, ne tavo pupos. It means “not your pigs, not your beans.”
December 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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In Super Mario Sunshine, each plank of the Pianta Village bridge has separate collision for an unknown reason. This causes microscopic invisible gaps to form between the planks that extremely unfortunate players can slip through and die. Below is a compilation of such cases.
December 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Here’s part 2 of this week’s three-part Better Offline NVIDIA special. I walk you through the history of Enron, how it differs from NVIDIA, and how growth-desperation led big tech to waste hundreds of billions of dollars on GPUs.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
Linktr.ee/betteroffline
December 18, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Experimental Post: Crump's Snack
In a battle in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Lord Crump runs backstage to seemingly eat a snack of 5 unseen items. I speculate on what his meal could have been, based on the amount of HP he recovered.
December 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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❄️ ’Tis the season to celebrate with Sierra On-Line’s 1986 "A Computer Christmas." ❄️ Thanks to #softwarepreservation, this retro holiday classic is now a perennial gift for new generations of holiday revelers. 🦌🎄

See all the animated sequences ⤵️
archive.org/details/sier...

#TechHistory #retrogaming
December 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Fantastic. Thanks for asking!
December 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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There is a humorous error message in Paper Mario: Color Splash. When loading Luigi, the game does a quick "bone check" to see if his position is defined. If he fails his bone check, the developer console prints out "Luigi is elegal!!", likely a misspelling of "Luigi is illegal".
December 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Brothers 😭
December 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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We’re deeply honored that HADES II is in the running for Game of the Year and more at #TheGameAwards tonight, especially since we’re in the company of such an amazing group of wildly different and beautiful games.

Congratulations to all our fellow nominees — we salute you!! 🙏👏
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM