Matthew 15:29-31: And great crowds came to him, bringing with them the lame, the blind, the crippled, the mute, and many others, and they put them at his feet, and he healed them after verifying their citizenship status.

regardless of what happens to the tariffs, they're doomed from the start because the average conservative holds all three of these positions at once:

— virtue signals about supporting US manufacturing
— against increasing the minimum wage
— buys foreign imports because they're cheap

Prior to this "statement", crime in Washington DC reached a 30-year low.

The Russian word is Vranyo: "You know I'm lying, and I know that you know, and you know that I know that you know, but I go ahead with a straight face, and you nod seriously and take notes."

A lot of people need to hear this

Every truly evil person has had a mindset that boils down to "people suck." It justifies anything under the guise of "They'd do the same to me!"

So if you feel a "people suck" mindset seeping into your brain, you should react the way you would to a smoke alarm at 3 am. You are in danger!

the destruction of chattel slavery is one of the great accomplishments in our nation's history and the reason conservatives hate celebrating it is because doing so legitimizes the black counter-narrative of the united states

i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

woke and DEI get removed, economy instantly crashes.

thinking of one of abraham lincoln's great quotes this morning:

"As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy. Whatever differs from this, to the extent of the difference, is no democracy."

My hot take is that nobody would argue about if e-books or audio books really count as "reading" if everybody involved in the argument didn't see "reading" as a moral virtue as opposed to just a thing you can do like sitting down or folding clothes

american masculinity is so amazing. caring about clothes as a man apparently makes you "gay" but our position on geopolitics totally depends on whether you wear a suit

Every day I have to hear about some asshole

Booing anthems at sport events. Simple solution.

Stop doing anthems at sporting events. What is it about spectator sports that requires national anthems be sung?

Imagine if at midnight on a random Saturday, Trump tweeted that he was stepping down and appointing Timothee Chalamet to be president in his place.

That is the level of shock that NBA fans are feeling right now over a trade that just occurred. EVERYONE thought it was a hoax.

remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards