Nacho 'Captain Jeopardy' (she/her)
@nach0patronus.bsky.social
Rarely serious; seriously rare
Crafter, Knitter, Nerd, Audiophile
Livin' my life in 80HD / The real #SlimSheddy hangs out under my shed
Crafter, Knitter, Nerd, Audiophile
Livin' my life in 80HD / The real #SlimSheddy hangs out under my shed
I just went to step over Yogurt and he decided to stand up while my foot was right over his head. We're both ok, but my foot nudged his head and he's giving me stink eye.
December 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I just went to step over Yogurt and he decided to stand up while my foot was right over his head. We're both ok, but my foot nudged his head and he's giving me stink eye.
Watching Love It or List It and the designer told the couple they couldn't knock down a wall with a pass thru window in it because, "It's holding up the middle of the house."
The husband said, "the wall goes or we go."
So they're trying to get rid of a load bearing wall now. 🍿
The husband said, "the wall goes or we go."
So they're trying to get rid of a load bearing wall now. 🍿
December 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Watching Love It or List It and the designer told the couple they couldn't knock down a wall with a pass thru window in it because, "It's holding up the middle of the house."
The husband said, "the wall goes or we go."
So they're trying to get rid of a load bearing wall now. 🍿
The husband said, "the wall goes or we go."
So they're trying to get rid of a load bearing wall now. 🍿
The Hunt For Red October
December 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The Hunt For Red October
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Another Weird Week
Christmas File Dump Edition
Christmas File Dump Edition
December 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Another Weird Week
Christmas File Dump Edition
Christmas File Dump Edition
Damn. I wanna be on HIS naughty list.
H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 873
CONSERVATIVES: Women ruin their beauty with tattoos. It makes them look trashy. Women with tattoos have a high body count and aren't pure.
MEANWHILE, SINFUL SANTA:
CONSERVATIVES: Women ruin their beauty with tattoos. It makes them look trashy. Women with tattoos have a high body count and aren't pure.
MEANWHILE, SINFUL SANTA:
December 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Damn. I wanna be on HIS naughty list.
I'm so late to the game... I had no idea @alyankovic.bsky.social had a Christmas tune! 🎄
In case you didn't know either, here it is!
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero
youtu.be/t039p6xqutU?...
In case you didn't know either, here it is!
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero
youtu.be/t039p6xqutU?...
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December 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I'm so late to the game... I had no idea @alyankovic.bsky.social had a Christmas tune! 🎄
In case you didn't know either, here it is!
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero
youtu.be/t039p6xqutU?...
In case you didn't know either, here it is!
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero
youtu.be/t039p6xqutU?...
Merry Christmas Eve and Happy Wednesday to all who celebrate.
December 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Merry Christmas Eve and Happy Wednesday to all who celebrate.
I've had this plant for at least 15 years, and I've never seen it bloom like this.
I've been watering it every couple of days with leftover water from Yogurt's water dish.
I've been watering it every couple of days with leftover water from Yogurt's water dish.
December 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've had this plant for at least 15 years, and I've never seen it bloom like this.
I've been watering it every couple of days with leftover water from Yogurt's water dish.
I've been watering it every couple of days with leftover water from Yogurt's water dish.
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A splash of color for anyone dealing with SAD.
(All photos by me.)
(All photos by me.)
December 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
A splash of color for anyone dealing with SAD.
(All photos by me.)
(All photos by me.)
I'd say look how much he's grown, but he's been the same size since he came to live with me 🤭 Anyhoo, Happy Birthday to my lil dude, Yogurt!
December 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I'd say look how much he's grown, but he's been the same size since he came to live with me 🤭 Anyhoo, Happy Birthday to my lil dude, Yogurt!
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Another Weird Week
When Vanity Met Susie Edition
When Vanity Met Susie Edition
December 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Another Weird Week
When Vanity Met Susie Edition
When Vanity Met Susie Edition
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👂☕️✌️
December 17, 2025 at 10:39 AM
👂☕️✌️
Would watch.
Film pitch: "The Pictures Of Ernie Hudson" but unlike Dorian Gray it's a feel good movie about a guy who puts in the work and becomes universally adored even by time itself, and The Pictures are his movies which also age like fine wine
Happy 80th Birthday to Ernie Hudson, whose many acting credits include HOLD IT, THIS GUY IS 80? WHAT????
December 17, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Would watch.
Soup must be related to avocados.
Need soup to cool down quickly? Impossible! Too hot forever. RIP tongue.
Need soup to stay warm awhile? Impossible! Soup is already cold. You are too late.
Need soup to stay warm awhile? Impossible! Soup is already cold. You are too late.
December 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Soup must be related to avocados.
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Sorry, not sorry.
December 16, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Sorry, not sorry.
Who wants to go caroling? 😂
Dead Milkmen - Santa Clause Is Coming For Your Eyes
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Dead Milkmen - Santa Clause Is Coming For Your Eyes
youtu.be/tFnOWzP7PDs?...
Santa Claus is Coming for Your Eyes
YouTube video by The Dead Milkmen
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December 16, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Who wants to go caroling? 😂
Dead Milkmen - Santa Clause Is Coming For Your Eyes
youtu.be/tFnOWzP7PDs?...
Dead Milkmen - Santa Clause Is Coming For Your Eyes
youtu.be/tFnOWzP7PDs?...
I counted, because @jsalmoncomedy.bsky.social got me curious: 23 birds and not one gift of bird food. That's messed up.
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Ruining Carols #12daysofchristmas #christmas #birds #christmascarol #Standupcomedy #Jokes #shorts
YouTube video by Jason Salmon
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December 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I counted, because @jsalmoncomedy.bsky.social got me curious: 23 birds and not one gift of bird food. That's messed up.
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Noooo, not Rob Reiner!
December 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Noooo, not Rob Reiner!
Is the war still raging in Portland or did the frogs finally win?
December 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Is the war still raging in Portland or did the frogs finally win?
I'll take the seasick crocodile #Ska
(This is the smallest ska band I've ever seen!)
Skatune Network - You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch
youtu.be/4b3MY77ry0g?...
(This is the smallest ska band I've ever seen!)
Skatune Network - You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch
youtu.be/4b3MY77ry0g?...
You're A Mean One, Mr Grinch (SKA COVER)
YouTube video by Ska Tune Network
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December 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I'll take the seasick crocodile #Ska
(This is the smallest ska band I've ever seen!)
Skatune Network - You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch
youtu.be/4b3MY77ry0g?...
(This is the smallest ska band I've ever seen!)
Skatune Network - You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch
youtu.be/4b3MY77ry0g?...
Fatboy Slim and the Rolling Stones just released Satisfaction Skank, which is basically a mash-up of Rockafeller Skank (Fatboy Slim,) and Satisfaction (Rolling Stones.)
I like both songs separately. Together, they're cacophony.
What do you think?
youtu.be/_c_V3oPCe-s?...
I like both songs separately. Together, they're cacophony.
What do you think?
youtu.be/_c_V3oPCe-s?...
Fatboy Slim & The Rolling Stones - Satisfaction Skank - Official Video
YouTube video by Fatboy Slim
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December 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Fatboy Slim and the Rolling Stones just released Satisfaction Skank, which is basically a mash-up of Rockafeller Skank (Fatboy Slim,) and Satisfaction (Rolling Stones.)
I like both songs separately. Together, they're cacophony.
What do you think?
youtu.be/_c_V3oPCe-s?...
I like both songs separately. Together, they're cacophony.
What do you think?
youtu.be/_c_V3oPCe-s?...
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I'm just not cutout to exist in the general public.
Regular humans are perplexing.
Regular humans are perplexing.
December 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I'm just not cutout to exist in the general public.
Regular humans are perplexing.
Regular humans are perplexing.