Forcing myself out of my natural sleep pattern to prepare for the unnatural occurrence of back to work 🤮
December 31, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Forcing myself out of my natural sleep pattern to prepare for the unnatural occurrence of back to work 🤮
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COMMISSION SOME SITCOMS, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
December 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
COMMISSION SOME SITCOMS, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
This is a niche post but has anyone else noticed that the sting when you fulfill a daily objective on Duolingo sounds just like the opening of chateau lobby #4 by father John misty?
December 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
This is a niche post but has anyone else noticed that the sting when you fulfill a daily objective on Duolingo sounds just like the opening of chateau lobby #4 by father John misty?
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Me to dog: keep the house safe while we're gone
Dog: i am afraid of wind
Dog: i am afraid of wind
December 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Me to dog: keep the house safe while we're gone
Dog: i am afraid of wind
Dog: i am afraid of wind
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"The garage?
Hey, fellas, the garage.
Ooh, la-di-da, Mr. French man."
"What do you call it?"
"A car hole."
Hey, fellas, the garage.
Ooh, la-di-da, Mr. French man."
"What do you call it?"
"A car hole."
December 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"The garage?
Hey, fellas, the garage.
Ooh, la-di-da, Mr. French man."
"What do you call it?"
"A car hole."
Hey, fellas, the garage.
Ooh, la-di-da, Mr. French man."
"What do you call it?"
"A car hole."
love the bit in the monkees' 'look out here comes tomorrow' when davy jones goes into spoken word to tell a bunch of various women by name that he loves them, like make them feel special davy jeez
December 17, 2025 at 10:39 AM
love the bit in the monkees' 'look out here comes tomorrow' when davy jones goes into spoken word to tell a bunch of various women by name that he loves them, like make them feel special davy jeez
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He's making a list
He's checking it twice
Gonna take out the em dashes so it's less noticeable
Santa Claus is using A.I.
He's checking it twice
Gonna take out the em dashes so it's less noticeable
Santa Claus is using A.I.
December 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
He's making a list
He's checking it twice
Gonna take out the em dashes so it's less noticeable
Santa Claus is using A.I.
He's checking it twice
Gonna take out the em dashes so it's less noticeable
Santa Claus is using A.I.
I've been watching Holiday Camp (1947) and it is basically a proto White Lotus. there's a bunch of people who arrive on holiday at the same time, just at Butlins instead of a Four Seasons, and one of them is secretly a murderer, one is secretly pregnant, two are card sharks. it's basically the same!
December 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I've been watching Holiday Camp (1947) and it is basically a proto White Lotus. there's a bunch of people who arrive on holiday at the same time, just at Butlins instead of a Four Seasons, and one of them is secretly a murderer, one is secretly pregnant, two are card sharks. it's basically the same!
I've gone a few times to make a christmas charity donation online and they all say they'll send you stuff by mail unless you phone them or send a letter or some other unnecessarily difficult way to request them not to. what a waste of paper and just makes me close the tab and not do it :/
December 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I've gone a few times to make a christmas charity donation online and they all say they'll send you stuff by mail unless you phone them or send a letter or some other unnecessarily difficult way to request them not to. what a waste of paper and just makes me close the tab and not do it :/
this is why I'm fine that I ditched netflix. all the best movies are old!
Netflix, which rarely carries a single movie from before 1980, wants you to know how thrilled they are to acquire that classic piece of franchise IP, Casablanca
December 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
this is why I'm fine that I ditched netflix. all the best movies are old!
is it just me or do all of wet leg's songs sound identical?
December 3, 2025 at 9:46 AM
is it just me or do all of wet leg's songs sound identical?
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Actually doing Whamageddon at Christmas is a moral failing, you should be listening to Last Christmas at least once a day if not ten
December 1, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Actually doing Whamageddon at Christmas is a moral failing, you should be listening to Last Christmas at least once a day if not ten
I want Joanne's job in Nobody Wants This! It seems like she works recording a podcast for like an hour a week and the rest of the time just lives a fancy life in LA
November 28, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I want Joanne's job in Nobody Wants This! It seems like she works recording a podcast for like an hour a week and the rest of the time just lives a fancy life in LA
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I really hate those more spaghetti less upsetti, more espresso less depresso things. Can we all agree they’re overdone now?
November 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I really hate those more spaghetti less upsetti, more espresso less depresso things. Can we all agree they’re overdone now?
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Me at 9am: a fresh week, a positive mindset
Me at 4.51pm: why can’t literally everything go piss itself
Me at 4.51pm: why can’t literally everything go piss itself
October 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Me at 9am: a fresh week, a positive mindset
Me at 4.51pm: why can’t literally everything go piss itself
Me at 4.51pm: why can’t literally everything go piss itself
there is a character in the asphalt jungle who keeps saying "you boned me! you boned me!" and his name is dix handley 🙃
October 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
there is a character in the asphalt jungle who keeps saying "you boned me! you boned me!" and his name is dix handley 🙃
My science museum ticket is having an existential crisis
September 20, 2025 at 9:51 AM
My science museum ticket is having an existential crisis
oh my god instant star, I've invested three seasons in you! WHEN are jude and tommy going to get together?!
September 18, 2025 at 8:57 AM
oh my god instant star, I've invested three seasons in you! WHEN are jude and tommy going to get together?!
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imagine thinking you’ve found the love of your life and then you find out he goes down to London with a big England flag to impress a 5’6 lad who doesn’t care if he lives or dies
September 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
imagine thinking you’ve found the love of your life and then you find out he goes down to London with a big England flag to impress a 5’6 lad who doesn’t care if he lives or dies
Flounder is looking way too happy for someone who just had their brains scooped out
September 2, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Flounder is looking way too happy for someone who just had their brains scooped out
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bring back the Wicker Man Corn Flakes
August 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
bring back the Wicker Man Corn Flakes