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Geek. Current resident of a bizarre reality. He/him. Forever and always a Buzz Lightyear stan. Weirdo. #ActuallyAutistic. Wikipedia Editor. Shameless Boston fan. Give Us A Free Palestine Already, C'mon.
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nathanplante.bsky.social
Seeing as how he's the same sadistic fuckstick that filmed himself mocking the 2017 Inauguration protester in the 1st episode of "The Left Can't Meme," had its 2nd start with a compilation of women terrified over Roe getting overturned and did THIS soy face after shooting beer, yeah not surprised.
Yes he actually did this on camera. Why the fuck didn't we co-opt this into a meme????
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katelynburns.com
The existence of even one Catholic convert dismantles the central lie of religion, that it is an innate characteristic from birth and therefore should have human rights awarded to it.

See I can make bullshit, nonsense arguments too, Heritage Foundation.
erininthemorning.com
“The existence of even one ex gay dismantles the central lie of homosexuality, that it is an innate characteristic from birth and therefore should have human rights awarded to it.”

Same shit different era.
Chloe Cole: The existence of even one detransitioner dismantles the central lie of transgenderism, that it is an innate characteristic from birth and therefore should have human rights awarded to it.
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urocklive1.bsky.social
Over at the bad place they've interpreted that some one being arrested for the Palisades fire in California is proof that global warming is a hoax.

Yes really.🤷‍♀️
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joycewhitevance.bsky.social
This administration is flooding the zone so furiously that people have largely lost track of the lethal attacks on boats in the Caribbean, the gov’t shutdown, the economy, failed release of the Epstein files & so much else. It’s a tactic of would-be strongmen.
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theswprincess.bsky.social
Look at his eyes - pure panic.

These "federal agents" are like clumsy mall cops with guns. No training, no control, no clue.

It’s a miracle they haven’t shot each other yet.

They're a danger to the public.
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matbrunetvo.com
You don’t have to take my word for it that Christian Nationaism isn’t real Christianity and that it gives the religion a bad and shameful name. I’m sure you’ll listen to what the creator of VeggieTales has to say about why people who practice CN don’t belong in the church.
crimsonmayhem.bsky.social
A message from Phil Vischer, the creator of VeggieTales.
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chadbourn.bsky.social
There should be a word for a huge but pointless event, such as a leader making announcements in a conference speech that will never be implemented and which not even the faithful will pay any attention to because the leader will be gone in a matter of months.
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mtsw.bsky.social
it should be a tell about what's happening in the media now that most mainstream commentators seem openly frustrated that polling does not blame democrats for the shutdown
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chriswarcraft.bsky.social
I am so tired of our media letting weaselly little shits like Mike Johnson slide on these evasions.

Why *aren’t* you aware of blatant violations of the Constitution, Mike?! What makes you at all capable of holding this job?? Why should anyone believe a word coming out of your shitty little mouth??
atrupar.com
Q: Do you agree that the mayor of Chicago and governor of Illinois should be in prison?

MIKE JOHNSON: Should they be in prison? I'm not the attorney general. I'm not following the day to day on that
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Democrats should go on TV to say they need to impeach Trump because of the cocaine-fueled pedophilia parties that he holds in the East Room of the White House with his friends in MS-13.

I mean, if he gets to lie shamelessly, why not them?
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miawong.bsky.social
Every single one of my teams can lose all of their remaining games and I won't give a shit we won more fucking playoff games than the Yankees

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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miawong.bsky.social
THEY DOUBTED ME WHEN I CALLED THE YANKEES BUMS

MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
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donkeykonga.bsky.social
Half my recommended feed now is videos with titles like “Nintendo RUINED Mario”, “The Switch 2 is the WORST CONSOLE EVER” and “Gaming is dead and it’s all YOUR fault”
jiikae.com
Making a “Mario Kart World Sucks” video right now is the Nintendo Youtuber version of filing for bankruptcy
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whstancil.bsky.social
Just openly cheering the destruction of any representation of gay people in public space. They think their power is totally unrestricted, and the entire country will support them rolling back society to the 1950s, or maybe the 1850s
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theserfstv.bsky.social
Saying the quiet part out very loud
paleofuture.bsky.social
"Antifa has been around in various iterations for almost 100 years in some instances, going back to the Weimar Republic in Germany."

- Jack Posobiec at Trump's roundtable on antifa
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theserfstv.bsky.social
Cowards
stephentotilo.bsky.social
SCOOP: Last year, Ubisoft cancelled an Assassin's Creed game set during Reconstruction. Was to feature a Black Assassin who, among other things, fought the rise of the Klan

Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke

www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...
Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year
Company leadership deemed the project too controversial for the moment, sources tell Game File
www.gamefile.news
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julieannewingate.bsky.social
My decision,
Never yours,
Thank you for respecting this.
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esqueer.net
Chat, is it good that all the world's most powerful people are obsessed with the nazi jurist, Carl Schmitt?
Screenshot of a WIRED article titled “The Real Stakes, and Real Story, of Peter Thiel’s Antichrist Obsession” by Laura Bullard, published on September 30, 2025, at 12:05 PM. The subheading reads: “Thirty years ago, a peace-loving Austrian theologian spoke to Peter Thiel about the apocalyptic theories of Nazi jurist Carl Schmitt. They’ve been a road map for the billionaire ever since.” Alt text:
Screenshot of a text excerpt discussing legal scholars’ research on Carl Schmitt. The highlighted section reads: “But over time, Vermeule’s fascination grew. ‘I noticed that Adrian had moved away from just being interested in Schmitt to actually embracing all dimensions of Schmitt’s theory: both the political dimension and the legal dimension,’ Dyzenhaus says.”
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esqueer.net
This is a real tweet by the Florida AG.
**Alt text:**
A social media post by Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier states that, as of October 1st, all Florida airports are closed to any weather modification activities. The post urges people to report violations of the new law at reportfloridaskies.com. Below the message are two airport notices. The first shows Daytona Beach International Airport (DAB) closed to geoengineering and weather modification aircraft except with 48-hour prior permission. The second shows Palm Beach International Airport (PBI) closed to aircraft equipped with weather modification or geoengineering equipment except with 24-hour prior permission.
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erininthemorning.com
“The existence of even one ex gay dismantles the central lie of homosexuality, that it is an innate characteristic from birth and therefore should have human rights awarded to it.”

Same shit different era.
Chloe Cole: The existence of even one detransitioner dismantles the central lie of transgenderism, that it is an innate characteristic from birth and therefore should have human rights awarded to it.
nathanplante.bsky.social
Note the headline underneath that one.
Once again, they feel the need to paint people they ideologically disagree with as "melting under pressure."
Which, I dunno, if you're the only one doing that and always doing it, doesn't that by default make you the one melting under pressure?
paleofuture.bsky.social
“They’re all Antifa now”
Laura Ingraham screenshot that reads: THEY'RE ALL ANTIFA
NGL
NOW
DEMS MELT UNDER PRESSURE
THE ANGLE ALERT
nathanplante.bsky.social
Social media companies and the film industry not doing anything to shut up the harassment over Ghostbusters 2016 and The Last Jedi in the mid-late 2010s was a fucking mistake