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November 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Animation for Crust Bikes🌵🔥
January 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh
July 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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They finally made the milk from that hotel
July 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Hey @theguardian.com, I wrote a bestselling book defending pigeons, so reach out at [email protected] if you'd like to hear a spirited and science-based defense of those perfect birds 🕊️
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I loathe pigeons. You wouldn’t believe what they do to my downpipe | Adrian Chiles
These noisy, filthy, feral creatures make my life a misery. Is there really no way to get rid of them, asks Adrian Chiles
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April 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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[peanut butter factory]

BOSS: okay keep crushing these nuts until they are smooth and creamy

ME: (about to invent crunchy peanut butter) yeah sure okay
February 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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The NIMBYs have struck again. My decree for a stately pleasure dome has been rejected 😞
January 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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To the Privy Seal where my Lord Privy Seal did tell us he could seal no more this month for that he goes thirty miles out of town to keep his Christmas. At which I was glad but only afeard lest any thing of the King’s should force us to go after him to get a seal in the country.
December 21, 2024 at 8:58 AM
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A Brief History of The Art of Conversation is Dead

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December 2, 2024 at 6:41 PM
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December 1, 2024 at 3:13 PM