🎲
banner
needacigarette.bsky.social
🎲
@needacigarette.bsky.social
𝖔𝖈 he/him. 32. probably high



ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ꜱʜɪᴛᴘᴏꜱᴛꜱ ʙʀᴏ
Reposted by 🎲
“a lucky bastard to be envied”
August 22, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Reposted by 🎲
20% certain I exist currently
August 22, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Reposted by 🎲
(injecting 100g of concentrated weedrenaline into my jugular vein) its a plant from nature bro
August 22, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Reposted by 🎲
why doesn't stuff like this ever happen to me
weird dog at my house last night
August 22, 2024 at 12:59 PM
Reposted by 🎲
"pluto isn't a planet" neither is earth. calm down
August 20, 2024 at 9:51 PM
it's ok to disassociate w/ reality have you looked around lately
August 22, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Reposted by 🎲
“If you build it, they will come”

*does nothing*
August 20, 2024 at 1:52 PM
left and libs on bsky angrily debating still ain't as contentious as the debate over whether euphoria or not like us was the better drake diss. it fuckin was, here's my 200 page essay on why-
August 20, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Reposted by 🎲
Before joining Bluesky I was a happy right winger, now I have been so radicalised that every morning I sing The Red Flag while fully nude, starring at a picture of Karl Marx.
August 20, 2024 at 10:41 AM
Reposted by 🎲
Sorry bro but this doesn’t move me. This doesnt stir me at all
August 19, 2024 at 4:55 PM
my discover feed - bsky hierarchy drama "dnc" "demure" can yall relax
August 20, 2024 at 12:27 PM
Reposted by 🎲
Mufuckas be WAITING to catch me acting outta character just so they can tell me Mercury in retrograde or some shit and that’s why I stay on me Ps & Qs.
August 18, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Reposted by 🎲
sometimes you just need someone in your life who will cut the brake lines in your little silly little sports car
August 19, 2024 at 8:41 AM
*chugs coffee straight out of the pot*
August 19, 2024 at 12:50 PM
ball pythons are just puppy snakes
August 19, 2024 at 8:07 AM
swear it feels like i can't lose lately but i ruin being up cause i'll be just waitin to crap out. this is a life thing not me admitting i got a gambling addiction
August 19, 2024 at 6:30 AM
ditched x.

what a shitshow that was huh?
August 19, 2024 at 3:56 AM