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Slowly forwards
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The Media is owned by the billionaires and the billionaires are all fascists.

It seems some people still don't know.
January 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Dumb Level: Noteworthy
Wild how dumb people chose to be when there is Google.
January 8, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Still trying to rationalise the fact that Nestle are the reason women in America don’t get maternity leave.

Like, America is the bad place
January 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
It’s like the Twitter humour is back again. Damn you lot are funny!

Nice to be here for the comedy takes
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January 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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👇🏽🫤
January 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Yes, indeed.
January 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache
January 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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😂
January 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Flashback to 2020, and Putin is reportedly in significant decline due to Parkinson’s Disease.

He seems well on it tbf.
January 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
My own family in the UK 2 lives saved, over a week in hospital, multiple surgeries, aftercare.

Never did i worry about a hospital bill.

It was free.

#UK #NHS #healthcare #LUIGI
My mother's had breast cancer, hip replacement, sepsis, fractured back, stroke, shingles, and cataracts.

My father had idiopathic nocturnal seizures, tachycardia, heart incidents, and cataracts.

Hospital bill?

Absolutely nothing.

American politicans are lying to you about American healthcare.

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January 2, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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If I was driving one of those, I'd get rid of me as well.
January 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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People are rushing to blame the cybertruck for malfunctioning and exploding when it could just as easily have been that the driver was participating in clinical trials for neuralink
January 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Mr. Beanst. It’s a Mr. Beast /Mr. Bean amalgamation
January 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
When you finally do manage to record a drone, but you place the text over the glowing orb itself and shake the phone like crazy.
January 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Land tax, property tax…

You can’t move your house.
January 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
What qualifies terror?
January 1, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Guys, i just landed and….

I don’t get it?

The owners… they seem to give a shit….
November 27, 2024 at 4:19 PM
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Justice, 5x as long for stealing 30,000,000x less.

But he aggravated his sentence by being homeless and surrendering himself.

While the other guy was a billionaire, and we can't be putting people like that in jail, because they are us.
Or them as the case may be.
November 26, 2024 at 6:23 PM
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//We use skeet because the site's owners begged us not to and that makes it funnier
November 27, 2024 at 4:04 PM