I feel like this is the Christmas rom com we all need

russell brand in the 2000s: i just love to stick my dinky lil winkle where it ain't meant to be! what japes is it to be a lovable rogue dressed as ye olde childcatcher

the uk, solemnly: we could never have predicted any of this

Got some codes for Twitter here if anyone wants one

If any of you are still visiting the other place may I introduce Control Panel for Twitter which is a godsend. Have to use one of the proscribed browsers on mobile but magically disappears the blue check replies, ads and other assorted dickheads

https://github.com/insin/control-panel-for-twitter

You’ve put me in the awkward position of rooting for North Korean state-sponsored hackers.

"and these 'controls on immigration', are they in the room with us now?"

@imperiusrexkwondo.excuseme.wtf asked for a recipe--thank goodness I'd written this out at some point before 'cause I make it a lot, and paradoxically enough I'd have to think pretty hard to figure out what I actually did to make the sauce today.

I just hope at least some of them right-clicked their ape and discovered the Save As function, so that all is not lost

What if we meet in the middle and say people who don’t have children who will talk to them can’t vote

mastodon watching me download another twitter replacement

I think my favorite thing about musk ruining twitter is how every few weeks he has a new theme of reasons the site sucks and every few weeks he cooks up a new way to make the site even shittier to “fix” the problem reason