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Nic Hebert
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My financial and diet plans for the foreseeable future:
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June 19, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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the first conspiracy.
May 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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“fish fear me”

fish:
May 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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May 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
First double feature if I inherited a movie theatre
May 19, 2025 at 8:27 AM
And I feel like a rock star every every time ngl
the girls at work anytime I say anything remotely shady:
May 19, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I'm downsizing my physical media collection. Keeping 100 of the over 1200 that I have. Need to figure out the best way to sell them. Pray for me y'all.
May 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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May 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Thinking of taking a demotion and starting an OnlyFans as well.
May 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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April 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Maybe 32 is the age I have my first boyfriend
April 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
32 and flirty too
April 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Eight year old: Who is the pope?

Me: Begins to explain…

Eight year old, interrupting: “It turns out I don’t care about that.”
April 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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to all who celebrate <3
April 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Easter and 4/20 can only mean...
He is baked and he is risen.
April 20, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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fun fact their account was private for days after this for some reason
April 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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katy tanked
I enjoyed that😂
April 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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rochester wind is a paid actor
April 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Anchor Bolts xkcd.com/3078
April 19, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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does it have any games
April 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Ozempic claims another victim
April 18, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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they could’ve got any other woman instead of katy perry to go into space and it would’ve been half as silly
April 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
April 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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United giving me the gay diet coke?
April 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM