Nichole Christoff
@nicholechristoff.com
Writer, recovering broadcaster, and former military spouse? That's me! USA TODAY bestselling author, hound dog wrangler, DIYer in an old house, cocktail connoisseur, classic film buff, and occasional university adjunct.
Proud of survivors who are speaking out today! I hear you!
November 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Proud of survivors who are speaking out today! I hear you!
I mean, if you can only advance your agenda by lying…
November 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I mean, if you can only advance your agenda by lying…
Huzzah for a glass of port after putting up outdoor twinkle lights!
two panda bears are sitting next to each other holding wine glasses and cheering .
Alt: two panda bears are sitting next to each other holding wine glasses and cheering .
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November 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Huzzah for a glass of port after putting up outdoor twinkle lights!
Going outside to put up twinkle lights… Why? Dark times call for more light!
November 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Going outside to put up twinkle lights… Why? Dark times call for more light!
Extremely thoughtful article…
As I read it, I couldn’t help but think of my grad students who are dealing gracefully with these issues as they write YA.
As I read it, I couldn’t help but think of my grad students who are dealing gracefully with these issues as they write YA.
I'm grateful to PEN and to Julia Goldberg for the chance to talk about the work I get to do with authors.
pen.org/andrew-karre...
pen.org/andrew-karre...
Why Editor Andrew Karre Can’t Imagine YA Literature Without Sexual Content
'If it became impossible to publish YA novels with sex in them, I think it would effectively become impossible to publish YA novels.'
pen.org
November 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Extremely thoughtful article…
As I read it, I couldn’t help but think of my grad students who are dealing gracefully with these issues as they write YA.
As I read it, I couldn’t help but think of my grad students who are dealing gracefully with these issues as they write YA.
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Get a rise out of fellow Sven fans by joining them in posting live comments tonight during “Dracula Has Risen from the Grave” on MeTV! Please use the hashtag #svengoolie - and keep your doors locked after sundown when you-know-who comes out of his you-know-what…
November 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Get a rise out of fellow Sven fans by joining them in posting live comments tonight during “Dracula Has Risen from the Grave” on MeTV! Please use the hashtag #svengoolie - and keep your doors locked after sundown when you-know-who comes out of his you-know-what…
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This is me at 15. I’m a child.
I’m a CHILD.
I’m a CHILD.
November 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
This is me at 15. I’m a child.
I’m a CHILD.
I’m a CHILD.
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
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Excited to announce this free, virtual event. Hosted by MWA NorCal, Mysti Berry, @johncopenhaver.bsky.social, and I will have a conversation about crime fiction that matters and what our role as writers and editors is to meet the moment. More info and free registration in the comments. Join us!!
November 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Excited to announce this free, virtual event. Hosted by MWA NorCal, Mysti Berry, @johncopenhaver.bsky.social, and I will have a conversation about crime fiction that matters and what our role as writers and editors is to meet the moment. More info and free registration in the comments. Join us!!
Hooray for a hot lunch!
(It’s the little-big things that make life good.)
(It’s the little-big things that make life good.)
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Hooray for a hot lunch!
(It’s the little-big things that make life good.)
(It’s the little-big things that make life good.)
When your library hold comes in…
a woman in a purple shirt is yawning while sitting at a desk in an office .
Alt: a woman in a purple shirt is cheering while sitting at a desk in an office .
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November 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
When your library hold comes in…
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Interesting intro to THE MUMMY with facts about star Zita Johann. Thanks, @benmank77.bsky.social!
#TCMParty
#TCMParty
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Interesting intro to THE MUMMY with facts about star Zita Johann. Thanks, @benmank77.bsky.social!
#TCMParty
#TCMParty
Don’t they know? Every girl’s crazy ‘bout a sharp-dressed man…
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Don’t they know? Every girl’s crazy ‘bout a sharp-dressed man…
Saaaaame…
ME: [extremely burnt out] I need to take the day off to relax
ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
November 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Saaaaame…
@svengoolieofficial.bsky.social’s right, come to think of it. It’s cowboys and dinosaurs!
#Svengoolie
#TheValleyOfGwangi
#Svengoolie
#TheValleyOfGwangi
November 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
@svengoolieofficial.bsky.social’s right, come to think of it. It’s cowboys and dinosaurs!
#Svengoolie
#TheValleyOfGwangi
#Svengoolie
#TheValleyOfGwangi
November 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Walked outside with the dogs, and wow! It might not be a supermoon, but it’s a super moon!
Photo: Sora Sagano
Photo: Sora Sagano
November 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Walked outside with the dogs, and wow! It might not be a supermoon, but it’s a super moon!
Photo: Sora Sagano
Photo: Sora Sagano
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"Hush, Horatio. Did you not hear the Dark Lord's call? Go now and summon the others, for it is the time of The Reaping. Soon we shall be bathing in the blood of our enemies."
"I don't know, Max. I'm pretty sure that was just a can opener."
"I don't know, Max. I'm pretty sure that was just a can opener."
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
"Hush, Horatio. Did you not hear the Dark Lord's call? Go now and summon the others, for it is the time of The Reaping. Soon we shall be bathing in the blood of our enemies."
"I don't know, Max. I'm pretty sure that was just a can opener."
"I don't know, Max. I'm pretty sure that was just a can opener."
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New: The FBI is quietly urging ICE agents to properly ID themselves in the field.
In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront.
By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social:
In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront.
By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social:
FBI Warns of Criminals Posing as ICE, Urges Agents to ID Themselves
In a bulletin to law enforcement agencies, the FBI said criminal impersonators are exploiting ICE’s image and urged nationwide coordination to distinguish real operations from fakes.
www.wired.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
New: The FBI is quietly urging ICE agents to properly ID themselves in the field.
In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront.
By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social:
In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront.
By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social:
This was on TCM a couple of weeks ago during a day of “Man From U.N.C.L.E.” movies and somehow I missed it! Argh!
November 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
This was on TCM a couple of weeks ago during a day of “Man From U.N.C.L.E.” movies and somehow I missed it! Argh!
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The creatures of the night take center stage today during our annual Halloween Terror-thon.
Join us, won't you? www.tcm.com/schedule?ici...
Join us, won't you? www.tcm.com/schedule?ici...
October 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The creatures of the night take center stage today during our annual Halloween Terror-thon.
Join us, won't you? www.tcm.com/schedule?ici...
Join us, won't you? www.tcm.com/schedule?ici...
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
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Ready to finish (or start) your novel?
Sisters in Crime's November Writing Marathon starts on the 1st with a 24-hour write-in!
Join TODAY and your membership is good through the end of 2026! Only $60/year - that's a $5/month career investment!
Join SinC at: www.sistersincrime.org/page/join-now
Sisters in Crime's November Writing Marathon starts on the 1st with a 24-hour write-in!
Join TODAY and your membership is good through the end of 2026! Only $60/year - that's a $5/month career investment!
Join SinC at: www.sistersincrime.org/page/join-now
www.sistersincrime.org
October 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Ready to finish (or start) your novel?
Sisters in Crime's November Writing Marathon starts on the 1st with a 24-hour write-in!
Join TODAY and your membership is good through the end of 2026! Only $60/year - that's a $5/month career investment!
Join SinC at: www.sistersincrime.org/page/join-now
Sisters in Crime's November Writing Marathon starts on the 1st with a 24-hour write-in!
Join TODAY and your membership is good through the end of 2026! Only $60/year - that's a $5/month career investment!
Join SinC at: www.sistersincrime.org/page/join-now
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Reacting to your posts
October 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Reacting to your posts