Nichole Christoff
@nicholechristoff.com
Writer, recovering broadcaster, and former military spouse? That's me! USA TODAY bestselling author, hound dog wrangler, DIYer in an old house, cocktail connoisseur, classic film buff, and occasional university adjunct.
When your library hold comes in…
a woman in a purple shirt is yawning while sitting at a desk in an office .
Alt: a woman in a purple shirt is cheering while sitting at a desk in an office .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
When your library hold comes in…
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Interesting intro to THE MUMMY with facts about star Zita Johann. Thanks, @benmank77.bsky.social!
#TCMParty
#TCMParty
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Interesting intro to THE MUMMY with facts about star Zita Johann. Thanks, @benmank77.bsky.social!
#TCMParty
#TCMParty
Don’t they know? Every girl’s crazy ‘bout a sharp-dressed man…
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Don’t they know? Every girl’s crazy ‘bout a sharp-dressed man…
Saaaaame…
ME: [extremely burnt out] I need to take the day off to relax
ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
November 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Saaaaame…
@svengoolieofficial.bsky.social’s right, come to think of it. It’s cowboys and dinosaurs!
#Svengoolie
#TheValleyOfGwangi
#Svengoolie
#TheValleyOfGwangi
November 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
@svengoolieofficial.bsky.social’s right, come to think of it. It’s cowboys and dinosaurs!
#Svengoolie
#TheValleyOfGwangi
#Svengoolie
#TheValleyOfGwangi
November 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Walked outside with the dogs, and wow! It might not be a supermoon, but it’s a super moon!
Photo: Sora Sagano
Photo: Sora Sagano
November 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Walked outside with the dogs, and wow! It might not be a supermoon, but it’s a super moon!
Photo: Sora Sagano
Photo: Sora Sagano
Reposted by Nichole Christoff
"Hush, Horatio. Did you not hear the Dark Lord's call? Go now and summon the others, for it is the time of The Reaping. Soon we shall be bathing in the blood of our enemies."
"I don't know, Max. I'm pretty sure that was just a can opener."
"I don't know, Max. I'm pretty sure that was just a can opener."
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
"Hush, Horatio. Did you not hear the Dark Lord's call? Go now and summon the others, for it is the time of The Reaping. Soon we shall be bathing in the blood of our enemies."
"I don't know, Max. I'm pretty sure that was just a can opener."
"I don't know, Max. I'm pretty sure that was just a can opener."
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New: The FBI is quietly urging ICE agents to properly ID themselves in the field.
In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront.
By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social:
In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront.
By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social:
FBI Warns of Criminals Posing as ICE, Urges Agents to ID Themselves
In a bulletin to law enforcement agencies, the FBI said criminal impersonators are exploiting ICE’s image and urged nationwide coordination to distinguish real operations from fakes.
www.wired.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
New: The FBI is quietly urging ICE agents to properly ID themselves in the field.
In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront.
By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social:
In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront.
By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social:
This was on TCM a couple of weeks ago during a day of “Man From U.N.C.L.E.” movies and somehow I missed it! Argh!
November 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
This was on TCM a couple of weeks ago during a day of “Man From U.N.C.L.E.” movies and somehow I missed it! Argh!
Reposted by Nichole Christoff
The creatures of the night take center stage today during our annual Halloween Terror-thon.
Join us, won't you? www.tcm.com/schedule?ici...
Join us, won't you? www.tcm.com/schedule?ici...
October 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The creatures of the night take center stage today during our annual Halloween Terror-thon.
Join us, won't you? www.tcm.com/schedule?ici...
Join us, won't you? www.tcm.com/schedule?ici...
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Reposted by Nichole Christoff
Ready to finish (or start) your novel?
Sisters in Crime's November Writing Marathon starts on the 1st with a 24-hour write-in!
Join TODAY and your membership is good through the end of 2026! Only $60/year - that's a $5/month career investment!
Join SinC at: www.sistersincrime.org/page/join-now
Sisters in Crime's November Writing Marathon starts on the 1st with a 24-hour write-in!
Join TODAY and your membership is good through the end of 2026! Only $60/year - that's a $5/month career investment!
Join SinC at: www.sistersincrime.org/page/join-now
www.sistersincrime.org
October 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Ready to finish (or start) your novel?
Sisters in Crime's November Writing Marathon starts on the 1st with a 24-hour write-in!
Join TODAY and your membership is good through the end of 2026! Only $60/year - that's a $5/month career investment!
Join SinC at: www.sistersincrime.org/page/join-now
Sisters in Crime's November Writing Marathon starts on the 1st with a 24-hour write-in!
Join TODAY and your membership is good through the end of 2026! Only $60/year - that's a $5/month career investment!
Join SinC at: www.sistersincrime.org/page/join-now
Reposted by Nichole Christoff
Reacting to your posts
October 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Reacting to your posts
Reposted by Nichole Christoff
🎃Thei did the Mash; thei did the Monstere Mash.
The Monstere Mash: beholde, sepulchral smash!
Thei did the Mash, and it kaughte on moost fast -
Hark, heare the Mash! Forsooth, the Monstere Mash!🎃
The Monstere Mash: beholde, sepulchral smash!
Thei did the Mash, and it kaughte on moost fast -
Hark, heare the Mash! Forsooth, the Monstere Mash!🎃
October 31, 2025 at 3:21 AM
🎃Thei did the Mash; thei did the Monstere Mash.
The Monstere Mash: beholde, sepulchral smash!
Thei did the Mash, and it kaughte on moost fast -
Hark, heare the Mash! Forsooth, the Monstere Mash!🎃
The Monstere Mash: beholde, sepulchral smash!
Thei did the Mash, and it kaughte on moost fast -
Hark, heare the Mash! Forsooth, the Monstere Mash!🎃
Reposted by Nichole Christoff
Join me & @simonmoyasmith.bsky.social tonight on @johnfugelsang.bsky.social 's show for "We’re Still Here", live at 10 PM ET on SiriusXM Progress 127 🎙️
From Native ghost stories & Día de los Muertos to buffalo hunts, Alaska drilling & Trump’s NSPM-7, we’re walking through another circle of stories
From Native ghost stories & Día de los Muertos to buffalo hunts, Alaska drilling & Trump’s NSPM-7, we’re walking through another circle of stories
October 31, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Join me & @simonmoyasmith.bsky.social tonight on @johnfugelsang.bsky.social 's show for "We’re Still Here", live at 10 PM ET on SiriusXM Progress 127 🎙️
From Native ghost stories & Día de los Muertos to buffalo hunts, Alaska drilling & Trump’s NSPM-7, we’re walking through another circle of stories
From Native ghost stories & Día de los Muertos to buffalo hunts, Alaska drilling & Trump’s NSPM-7, we’re walking through another circle of stories
Reposted by Nichole Christoff
Are you a US-based PhD student WITHOUT summer funding who is interested in adolescent development, trans youth, and/or gender? Reach out to me about applying to join my lab in Summer 2026 for the VIPS program! psych.princeton.edu/diversity/vi...
Visiting Internship for Ph.D. Students (VIPS) Program
The VIPS program is an initiative of the DEI committee of the Department of Psychology at Princeton University. VIPS will support up to 4 Ph.D. students who are full-time students at other universitie...
psych.princeton.edu
October 31, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Are you a US-based PhD student WITHOUT summer funding who is interested in adolescent development, trans youth, and/or gender? Reach out to me about applying to join my lab in Summer 2026 for the VIPS program! psych.princeton.edu/diversity/vi...
My fav grocery store has already marked down many holiday-season staples, which means shoppers can save a few bucks, and maybe pick-up some supplies to donate to a food bank on the way home…
a cartoon of a cat carrying a bag of groceries next to another cat
Alt: a cartoon of a cat carrying a bag of groceries next to another cat
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
My fav grocery store has already marked down many holiday-season staples, which means shoppers can save a few bucks, and maybe pick-up some supplies to donate to a food bank on the way home…
Reposted by Nichole Christoff
No neede for expensyve consultinge firmes. Heere ys a planne for excellent higher education:
1) Hire manye facultye
2) Small class syzes
3) Emphasyze engagemente & delighte
4) Sustayne & cultivate a varietye of fieldes and disciplines, even currentlye unfashionable ones -- thys ys ed, not retail
1) Hire manye facultye
2) Small class syzes
3) Emphasyze engagemente & delighte
4) Sustayne & cultivate a varietye of fieldes and disciplines, even currentlye unfashionable ones -- thys ys ed, not retail
October 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
No neede for expensyve consultinge firmes. Heere ys a planne for excellent higher education:
1) Hire manye facultye
2) Small class syzes
3) Emphasyze engagemente & delighte
4) Sustayne & cultivate a varietye of fieldes and disciplines, even currentlye unfashionable ones -- thys ys ed, not retail
1) Hire manye facultye
2) Small class syzes
3) Emphasyze engagemente & delighte
4) Sustayne & cultivate a varietye of fieldes and disciplines, even currentlye unfashionable ones -- thys ys ed, not retail
So, one of my senators had a henchman robocall us to invite us to listen in on a pre-recorded town hall where said senator blamed the government shutdown on people not in power…
a woman is sitting on a couch with the words `` can 't fix stupid '' .
Alt: Actress Megan Mullally as Karen Walker is sitting on a couch saying ``Can’t fix stupid.”
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
So, one of my senators had a henchman robocall us to invite us to listen in on a pre-recorded town hall where said senator blamed the government shutdown on people not in power…
An interesting point about various approaches to family-focused policies around the world…
Famous for baby boxes and expansive pro-family policies, Finland continues to see one of the lowest birth rates in Europe, as a case study in how policy solutions may not address the population shift.
Finland's stubbornly low birth rate shows why a population shift may be inevitable
Famous for baby boxes and expansive pro-family policies, Finland continues to see one of the lowest birth rates in Europe, as a case study in how policy solutions may not address the population shift.
n.pr
October 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
An interesting point about various approaches to family-focused policies around the world…
Reposted by Nichole Christoff
🎃Thei did the Mash; thei did the Monstere Mash.
The Monstere Mash: beholde, sepulchral smash!
Thei did the Mash, and it kaughte on moost fast -
Hark, heare the Mash! Forsooth, the Monstere Mash!🎃
The Monstere Mash: beholde, sepulchral smash!
Thei did the Mash, and it kaughte on moost fast -
Hark, heare the Mash! Forsooth, the Monstere Mash!🎃
October 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
🎃Thei did the Mash; thei did the Monstere Mash.
The Monstere Mash: beholde, sepulchral smash!
Thei did the Mash, and it kaughte on moost fast -
Hark, heare the Mash! Forsooth, the Monstere Mash!🎃
The Monstere Mash: beholde, sepulchral smash!
Thei did the Mash, and it kaughte on moost fast -
Hark, heare the Mash! Forsooth, the Monstere Mash!🎃
What?!? Scooby Doo? In a Sunday special hosted by #HouseOfSvengoolie?!? That’s good, better, best!
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
scooby doo from the scooby doo show is giving hugs and kisses
Alt: scooby doo from the scooby doo show is giving hugs and kisses
media.tenor.com
October 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
What?!? Scooby Doo? In a Sunday special hosted by #HouseOfSvengoolie?!? That’s good, better, best!
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
Reposted by Nichole Christoff
This, fercryinoutloud
Dear CBS News personalities: The Canadians' ad did not portray Reagan's tariff policy fraudulently, and you do not have to repeat the president's false characterization of it.
Or if your new boss insists that you do, you can at least point out that it's false.
www.cbsnews.com/news/scott-b...
Or if your new boss insists that you do, you can at least point out that it's false.
www.cbsnews.com/news/scott-b...
October 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
This, fercryinoutloud