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I have heard of a no bill but zero votes is new to me
No grand jurors found the Trump DOJ met low probable cause threshold in failed indictment of Democratic lawmakers
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No grand jurors found the Trump DOJ met low probable cause threshold in failed indictment of Democratic lawmakers
None of the D.C. grand jurors who heard the Trump administration’s pitch on why they should indict Democratic lawmakers over a video urging members of the
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February 11, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I have heard of a no bill but zero votes is new to me
Pam Bondi is not a good lawyer.
February 11, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Pam Bondi is not a good lawyer.
Trying to get five lawyers representing five different parties to agree on a date for a mediation is an absolute nightmare.
It's like one of those LSAT logic problems but there's no actual solution.
It's like one of those LSAT logic problems but there's no actual solution.
February 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Trying to get five lawyers representing five different parties to agree on a date for a mediation is an absolute nightmare.
It's like one of those LSAT logic problems but there's no actual solution.
It's like one of those LSAT logic problems but there's no actual solution.
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Birnam Wood do come to Dunsinane
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Birnam Wood do come to Dunsinane
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Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.
It's not that America has too many lawyers; it's just that it has too many mediocre lawyers.
February 5, 2026 at 6:04 PM
It's not that America has too many lawyers; it's just that it has too many mediocre lawyers.
I hate it when federal case law provides a clear dispositive rule on a particular issue, but I don't have an analogous state case because the state appellate courts have contorted the issue.
Can we do something about this?
Can we do something about this?
February 4, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I hate it when federal case law provides a clear dispositive rule on a particular issue, but I don't have an analogous state case because the state appellate courts have contorted the issue.
Can we do something about this?
Can we do something about this?
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Any room is a panic room if you're anxious enough
February 3, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Any room is a panic room if you're anxious enough
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KOKO THE GORILLA: koko send email. practical Koko type message
Jeffrey Epstein: kooko... part y nex=t week coming>?
KOKO: good email good koko give beautiful koko helicopter to jungle
JE: kko, we cnt get u gorlluhh. endsong vits to is. Land
KOKO: jealousy pedophile
Jeffrey Epstein: kooko... part y nex=t week coming>?
KOKO: good email good koko give beautiful koko helicopter to jungle
JE: kko, we cnt get u gorlluhh. endsong vits to is. Land
KOKO: jealousy pedophile
February 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA: koko send email. practical Koko type message
Jeffrey Epstein: kooko... part y nex=t week coming>?
KOKO: good email good koko give beautiful koko helicopter to jungle
JE: kko, we cnt get u gorlluhh. endsong vits to is. Land
KOKO: jealousy pedophile
Jeffrey Epstein: kooko... part y nex=t week coming>?
KOKO: good email good koko give beautiful koko helicopter to jungle
JE: kko, we cnt get u gorlluhh. endsong vits to is. Land
KOKO: jealousy pedophile
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This man is singularly responsible for every problem in the world.
January 31, 2026 at 2:23 AM
This man is singularly responsible for every problem in the world.
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Xbox LIVE was willing to do in 2013 what the entire US establishment was not.
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January 31, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Xbox LIVE was willing to do in 2013 what the entire US establishment was not.
Huzzah! I just Younger Abstention-ed a case out of Federal Court.
January 26, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Huzzah! I just Younger Abstention-ed a case out of Federal Court.
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Real life is The Onion
Ellison names his megayacht "Izanami" -- then reads the name backwards
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Ellison names his megayacht "Izanami" -- then reads the name backwards
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Tech Billionaire Forced to Rename Humongous Yacht After Realizing It Spelled Something Horrible Backwards
Oracle founder Larry Ellison named his 191-foot superyacht "Izanami," only to change his mind after finding out what it spelled backwards.
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January 16, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Real life is The Onion
Ellison names his megayacht "Izanami" -- then reads the name backwards
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Ellison names his megayacht "Izanami" -- then reads the name backwards
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I am calling for a complete and total boycott of the Mercator projection in all news stories about Greenland until every member of the American public has seen this
January 13, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I am calling for a complete and total boycott of the Mercator projection in all news stories about Greenland until every member of the American public has seen this
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I mean come on
January 11, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I mean come on
I'm tired of dealing with lawyers who apparently never paid attention to Civil Procedure during law school. It's just a reminder that the bar exam tests the bare minimum competency.
January 5, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I'm tired of dealing with lawyers who apparently never paid attention to Civil Procedure during law school. It's just a reminder that the bar exam tests the bare minimum competency.
I insist that my clients not do the thing they insist on doing.
December 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I insist that my clients not do the thing they insist on doing.
Dwight Yoakam should be in way more movies.
December 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Dwight Yoakam should be in way more movies.
Thank you, AI overlords.
December 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Thank you, AI overlords.
I'm writing a brief on a case involving a sewer pipe. I've accidentally typed "sewer pope" several times.
Now my imagination is running wild with the concept of a Sewer Pope.
Now my imagination is running wild with the concept of a Sewer Pope.
December 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I'm writing a brief on a case involving a sewer pipe. I've accidentally typed "sewer pope" several times.
Now my imagination is running wild with the concept of a Sewer Pope.
Now my imagination is running wild with the concept of a Sewer Pope.
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NPR's Scott Simon explains why The Pogues' "Fairytale of New York" is a holiday song for those who have troubles and heartache. n.pr/4ot3Aky
Opinion: My kind of holiday song
NPR's Scott Simon explains why The Pogues' "Fairytale of New York" is a holiday song for those who have troubles and heartache.
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November 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
NPR's Scott Simon explains why The Pogues' "Fairytale of New York" is a holiday song for those who have troubles and heartache. n.pr/4ot3Aky
Jean-Paul Sartre got it wrong. Hell is other lawyers.
November 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Jean-Paul Sartre got it wrong. Hell is other lawyers.
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Found not guilty of assault with a deli weapon
November 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Found not guilty of assault with a deli weapon
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