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Nicola Bitton
@nicolabitton.bsky.social
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Editor of your telly. Fudge inhaler. Often found off my tits on anti-histamines. She/her. 🦿🇵🇸
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sethandrews.com
April 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
nicolabitton.bsky.social
Congratulations to everyone involved in this show, a couple of moments definitely took me back to losing my mum in the most cathartic way. So tender and funny and powerful. This iteration of @theyardtheatre.bsky.social is really going out with a bang! 🎭💛
theyardtheatre.bsky.social The Yard Theatre @theyardtheatre.bsky.social · Jan 30
It's official — My Mother's Funeral: The Show opens tonight 💐

Having @painesplough.bsky.social in our final shows before our rebuild feels right: they've made something honest, hilarious & heart-stopping. You can feel it in every moment.

Critics, get ready.

🔗 theyardtheatre.co.uk/mymothersfuneral
February 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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lowqualityfacts.bsky.social
BREAKING NEWS: Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announces resignation, as Canada officially admits defeat in the Drake vs. Kendrick beef.
January 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
nicolabitton.bsky.social
A new icon is born. What a deliciously excellent film. More monkeys please. #BetterMan 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
January 6, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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ofalafel.bsky.social
Whenever I hear people online blaming ‘Woke’
A still from the UK comedy show Brass Eye featuring Bruno Brookes holding a big yellow tablet (cake) the text says “Sure, we all like to be down and groovy but only a fool would say yes to 'Woke!” A still from the UK comedy show Brass Eye featuring Bernard Manning in front of a big yellow tablet (cake) the text says One young kiddie who turned Woke, cried pure tofu for a week, just imagine how his mother felt. A still from the UK comedy show Brass Eye featuring Noel Edmunds the text says 'Woke' is a psychoactive belief system that manifests in a part of the brain called 'Shatner's Bassoon' A still from the UK comedy show Brass Eye featuring Jimmy Greaves holding a big yellow tablet (cake) the text says Use your cheese box and say no to 'Woke'
December 24, 2024 at 11:38 AM
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gregjenner.bsky.social
The latest episode of The Rest Is Entertainment podcast is excellent, with righteously passionate coverage of the AI copyright consultation, Lisa Nandy’s wrongheaded critique of the U.K. TV industry, and the rise of luxury skincare for tweens podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/l...
Lisa Nandy, Tech Bros & The Sephora Crisis
Podcast Episode · The Rest Is Entertainment · 17/12/2024 · 51m
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December 18, 2024 at 1:48 PM
nicolabitton.bsky.social
Yesterday at work I got told to edit my current project in a more ‘muscular’ way and honestly I can’t stop thinking about it. #editor #tveditor
a group of men standing next to each other with the words you guys make me sick written on the bottom
ALT: a group of men standing next to each other with the words you guys make me sick written on the bottom
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December 4, 2024 at 8:48 AM
nicolabitton.bsky.social
Well I’m fairly sure One Man Musical @sohotheatre.bsky.social is just about the most fun you can have in 75 minutes. Absurd performance from George Fouracres and I wouldn’t have it any other way. A smattering of tickets left, go, go, go!
November 28, 2024 at 8:51 AM
nicolabitton.bsky.social
Just when you think series 1 can’t be surpassed, Sophie Willian and a team of extraordinary people make 6 perfect episodes of hilarious, heartbreaking, hopeful and fully unhinged telly. I loved this so much. 🏆🏆🏆
November 25, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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joznorris.bsky.social
Wait til you see this one:

R.obotnik
O.botnik
B.otnik
O.tnik
T.nik
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November 25, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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soozuk.bsky.social
OHMYGOD I've just realised!!!

S.onic
O.hmygod so fast
N.o way Robotnik!
I. Love Playing Sonic games
C.haos Emeralds yes please
November 25, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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lastpositivist.bsky.social
A British pensioner whose bland sandwiches gained him unexpected fame in China has died. Keith Brown, a retired engineer known on Chinese social media as "Old Dry Keith", became a hit when his Chinese wife Zhang Jian began to post videos of him assembling the ham and cheese sandwiches he liked to eat. Chinese observers were grimly fascinated by his dry, boring sandwiches, and his gentle, stoic manner - and he built up a cult following. "We go from questioning the dry old man, to understanding the dry old man, to becoming the dry old man," observed one cultural commentator. "The old man is us, and his dry lunch is our dry life."
November 18, 2024 at 5:33 AM
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taylorlorenz.bsky.social
I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance
esqueer.net Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · Nov 17
Bluesky is number 1.
This image lists the top free social networking apps in a digital store. The rankings are: 1. Bluesky 2. MILF Messenger 3. Threads 4. Instagram 5. Facebook 6. X The list reflects the current standings based on downloads or user activity.
November 17, 2024 at 5:41 PM
nicolabitton.bsky.social
Bonjour Bluesky! 👋 A quick hello from a fellow Twitter fleer looking for a new comforting corner of the internet to hold me tight whilst Elon Musk continues on his quest for world domination. Let’s go.
November 12, 2024 at 5:06 PM