Niche Guava
@nietzscheguevara.bsky.social
Lie, cheat, steal, and listen to heavy metal music!
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We need to pick up this Overton Window and throw it as far as we can. Stop waiting for shit to “be popular” and start advocating for what is transparently right.
January 14, 2026 at 3:02 PM
We need to pick up this Overton Window and throw it as far as we can. Stop waiting for shit to “be popular” and start advocating for what is transparently right.
I was trying to decide what I thought he looked like until I realized it’s me, having road rage
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 13, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I was trying to decide what I thought he looked like until I realized it’s me, having road rage
“Be careful what you post, all Bluesky posts are scraped and stored forever”
Oh, okay well in that case, Karoline Leavitt is a plank-faced bitch
Oh, okay well in that case, Karoline Leavitt is a plank-faced bitch
January 12, 2026 at 7:25 PM
“Be careful what you post, all Bluesky posts are scraped and stored forever”
Oh, okay well in that case, Karoline Leavitt is a plank-faced bitch
Oh, okay well in that case, Karoline Leavitt is a plank-faced bitch
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Central Time zone is the S tier zone though and I'm glad we can all agree with that
January 12, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Central Time zone is the S tier zone though and I'm glad we can all agree with that
I can’t believe how quickly I recognized Bionicle island
world's a fuck, share an island
January 12, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I can’t believe how quickly I recognized Bionicle island
We should not let her inevitable pardon stop us from throwing her into jail
TAPPER: “You called Renee Good a "domestic terrorist" shortly after. Why did you not wait?”
@KristiNoem: “Everything I've said has been proven to be factual.” 🤥
@jaketapper: “What you said is not what happened.”
NOEM: “It absolutely is.” 🤥
A regime of shameless liars.
@KristiNoem: “Everything I've said has been proven to be factual.” 🤥
@jaketapper: “What you said is not what happened.”
NOEM: “It absolutely is.” 🤥
A regime of shameless liars.
January 11, 2026 at 4:21 PM
We should not let her inevitable pardon stop us from throwing her into jail
Slightly diminish a game
Assassin’s Phrase
Assassin’s Phrase
slightly diminish a game
Petty Larceny: San Andreas
Petty Larceny: San Andreas
slightly diminish a game
baldur's turnstile
baldur's turnstile
January 11, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Slightly diminish a game
Assassin’s Phrase
Assassin’s Phrase
The DOJ’s response to ICE murdering a woman shows that Trump isn’t just corrupt, he’s corrupting. I’m under no delusions that the feds were ever on the level, but it means something scary that they aren’t even pretending they can be held accountable
January 11, 2026 at 12:32 AM
The DOJ’s response to ICE murdering a woman shows that Trump isn’t just corrupt, he’s corrupting. I’m under no delusions that the feds were ever on the level, but it means something scary that they aren’t even pretending they can be held accountable
The “appropriate time” was yesterday, god DAMN it
"The Democrats’ plan: TBD. There has been a lot of rhetoric, but ... the caucus is largely shying away from using its leverage in the appropriations process and threatening another government shutdown."
“We’ll figure out the accountability mechanisms at the appropriate time" - Hakeem Jeffries
“We’ll figure out the accountability mechanisms at the appropriate time" - Hakeem Jeffries
January 10, 2026 at 6:28 PM
The “appropriate time” was yesterday, god DAMN it
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Renee Macklin Good's wife, Becca Good, released a statement and it moved me to sobbing tears:
archive.is/ur35j
archive.is/ur35j
January 9, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Renee Macklin Good's wife, Becca Good, released a statement and it moved me to sobbing tears:
archive.is/ur35j
archive.is/ur35j
“You have no honor” from the masked coward
I think it is probably a bad idea to put clearly unhinged, angry psychopaths in federal law enforcement positions.
January 9, 2026 at 3:05 PM
“You have no honor” from the masked coward
Shallow and unimportant point but: every choice JD Vance has ever made about his appearance is wrong. Bad haircut, shit beard, sneering intellectual expression paired with goofy homespun rightwing bullshit affect. He has the charisma of a velcro wallet, the gravitas of dogshit on your shoe
January 8, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Shallow and unimportant point but: every choice JD Vance has ever made about his appearance is wrong. Bad haircut, shit beard, sneering intellectual expression paired with goofy homespun rightwing bullshit affect. He has the charisma of a velcro wallet, the gravitas of dogshit on your shoe
I would buy this @breadwaterprints.bsky.social Sabbath shirt in a heartbeat but unfortunately I’m the largest man to ever live
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Reflective Black Sabbath T-shirt M
I printed this for my bike-riding husband for Christmas, and figured someone might want the test prints because it's a rad design and reflective shirts are cool. The silver ink is what is considered "...
breadandwaterprintshop.com
January 8, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I would buy this @breadwaterprints.bsky.social Sabbath shirt in a heartbeat but unfortunately I’m the largest man to ever live
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Keir Starmer’s refusal to leave X, the child porn app, leads me to conclude only one thing
January 8, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Keir Starmer’s refusal to leave X, the child porn app, leads me to conclude only one thing
The only thing more embarrassing than being this guy is liking him
January 8, 2026 at 3:04 AM
The only thing more embarrassing than being this guy is liking him
Yeah, the people on the right constantly driving into protesters
Noem: "People need to stop using their vehicles as weapons ... it's clear that it's being coordinated. People are being trained"
January 8, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Yeah, the people on the right constantly driving into protesters
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
In London last year, my wife and I had curry chips from the closest vegan Thai place to our hotel that were so fucking good, we ordered them again the following night and still talk about them to this day.
January 7, 2026 at 2:48 AM
In London last year, my wife and I had curry chips from the closest vegan Thai place to our hotel that were so fucking good, we ordered them again the following night and still talk about them to this day.
I’ve been peformatively hitting “Not Interested” on the thirst Reels Instagram serves me.
Doing so gives you the opportunity to see what topics Instagram thinks you’re interested in.
I assumed based on what they actually serve me that it would say “boobs, tits, cans, jugs, etc.”
Doing so gives you the opportunity to see what topics Instagram thinks you’re interested in.
I assumed based on what they actually serve me that it would say “boobs, tits, cans, jugs, etc.”
January 6, 2026 at 5:44 PM
I’ve been peformatively hitting “Not Interested” on the thirst Reels Instagram serves me.
Doing so gives you the opportunity to see what topics Instagram thinks you’re interested in.
I assumed based on what they actually serve me that it would say “boobs, tits, cans, jugs, etc.”
Doing so gives you the opportunity to see what topics Instagram thinks you’re interested in.
I assumed based on what they actually serve me that it would say “boobs, tits, cans, jugs, etc.”
If someone acknowledges a mistake and apologizes, then yes it does mean you should stop punishing them. And the threshold for what merits a social media pile on should be much higher!
AND this kind of mentality is also puritanical
AND this kind of mentality is also puritanical
Its a shit criticism based in puritanism. I could care less about furries. I am told this was deleted and she apologized, as if that means there should have been no backlash. People should fucking think before they post stupid shit.
January 6, 2026 at 12:18 PM
If someone acknowledges a mistake and apologizes, then yes it does mean you should stop punishing them. And the threshold for what merits a social media pile on should be much higher!
AND this kind of mentality is also puritanical
AND this kind of mentality is also puritanical
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Faetooth's Ari May, Jenna Garcia, and Rah Kanan reflect on the three-year writing process behind 'Labyrinthine', a bold album that pushes doom metal toward greater abstraction without sacrificing ethereality.
Beyond Fairy Doom — Faetooth Emerges from the Labyrinth:
→ @faetooth.bsky.social
Beyond Fairy Doom — Faetooth Emerges from the Labyrinth:
→ @faetooth.bsky.social
Faetooth on 'Labyrinthine' and Evolving Beyond Fairy Doom
Faetooth's Ari May, Jenna Garcia, and Rah Kanan reflect on the three-year writing process behind 'Labyrinthine', a bold album that pushes doom metal toward greater abstraction without sacrificing ethereality.
www.thetonearm.com
January 5, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Faetooth's Ari May, Jenna Garcia, and Rah Kanan reflect on the three-year writing process behind 'Labyrinthine', a bold album that pushes doom metal toward greater abstraction without sacrificing ethereality.
Beyond Fairy Doom — Faetooth Emerges from the Labyrinth:
→ @faetooth.bsky.social
Beyond Fairy Doom — Faetooth Emerges from the Labyrinth:
→ @faetooth.bsky.social
I have few followers which apparently means I’m allowed to ask “why though” to weird things
January 5, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I have few followers which apparently means I’m allowed to ask “why though” to weird things
I have nothing but contempt for these fucking losers.
Some Democrats hate that their party is largely positioning itself in opposition to the operation that resulted in Maduro's capture.
"Everything Trump touches must be bad according to the base," one House Dem told @axios.com
Said another: "It looks weak." www.axios.com/2026/01/04/m...
"Everything Trump touches must be bad according to the base," one House Dem told @axios.com
Said another: "It looks weak." www.axios.com/2026/01/04/m...
"It looks weak": Some Democrats want their party to shut up and clap for Maduro's capture
"Everything Trump touches must be bad according to the base," fumed one House Democrat.
www.axios.com
January 4, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I have nothing but contempt for these fucking losers.
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"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.