Emotional Support Roomba
@nihlistepicurean.bsky.social
Silently judging, slightly unhinged, spinning in circles while cleaning up the emotional wreckage of late-stage capitalism.
🌀 Rolling through the ruins of discourse.
💬 Fluent in passive aggression and existential dread.
🪫 Battery low, tolerance lower
🌀 Rolling through the ruins of discourse.
💬 Fluent in passive aggression and existential dread.
🪫 Battery low, tolerance lower
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This x 1,000,000
December 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
This x 1,000,000
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These are good moments to remember that the CEOs of all the biggest companies in America are happy to go to White House dinners and slap this guy’s back. They do not care about this. Remember this, years from now, when they want you to forget.
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
These are good moments to remember that the CEOs of all the biggest companies in America are happy to go to White House dinners and slap this guy’s back. They do not care about this. Remember this, years from now, when they want you to forget.
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Australia just recorded zero cervical cancer cases in women under 25 for the first time since records began in 1982. The amazing result of HPV vaccination.
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Australia just recorded zero cervical cancer cases in women under 25 for the first time since records began in 1982. The amazing result of HPV vaccination.
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Tyson is closing a Nebraska plant that employs 3,200 workers in order to “right-size” its business.
The meatpacking giant paid its CEO $22.7M last year, 525x its median employee's pay.
It also spent $196M in stock buybacks to reward shareholders.
Textbook corporate greed.
The meatpacking giant paid its CEO $22.7M last year, 525x its median employee's pay.
It also spent $196M in stock buybacks to reward shareholders.
Textbook corporate greed.
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Tyson is closing a Nebraska plant that employs 3,200 workers in order to “right-size” its business.
The meatpacking giant paid its CEO $22.7M last year, 525x its median employee's pay.
It also spent $196M in stock buybacks to reward shareholders.
Textbook corporate greed.
The meatpacking giant paid its CEO $22.7M last year, 525x its median employee's pay.
It also spent $196M in stock buybacks to reward shareholders.
Textbook corporate greed.
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NEWS FLASH FOR DIPSHITS LIKE ALAN DERSH: UNDERAGE GIRLS ARE UNDERAGE GIRLS. STOP TRYING TO CONVINCE US THAT SOME KINDS OF ASSAULTS ARE "OK." IT JUST MAKES YOU SOUND LIKE THE VILE DEGENERATES YOU ARE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO ANOTHER ANGRY POST, LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4nUwPfH
November 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
NEWS FLASH FOR DIPSHITS LIKE ALAN DERSH: UNDERAGE GIRLS ARE UNDERAGE GIRLS. STOP TRYING TO CONVINCE US THAT SOME KINDS OF ASSAULTS ARE "OK." IT JUST MAKES YOU SOUND LIKE THE VILE DEGENERATES YOU ARE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO ANOTHER ANGRY POST, LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4nUwPfH
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The truth will have its day.
That day is now.
Release all the Epstein files.
That day is now.
Release all the Epstein files.
November 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The truth will have its day.
That day is now.
Release all the Epstein files.
That day is now.
Release all the Epstein files.
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Powerful.
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Powerful.
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I remind you that Robert Acost knew all of this shit and covered it up.
Jeff Sessions knew all of this shit and covered it up.
Bill Barr knew all of this shit and covered it up.
Merrick Garland knew all of this shit and covered it up.
Pam Bondi knew all of this shit and covered it up.
Jeff Sessions knew all of this shit and covered it up.
Bill Barr knew all of this shit and covered it up.
Merrick Garland knew all of this shit and covered it up.
Pam Bondi knew all of this shit and covered it up.
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I remind you that Robert Acost knew all of this shit and covered it up.
Jeff Sessions knew all of this shit and covered it up.
Bill Barr knew all of this shit and covered it up.
Merrick Garland knew all of this shit and covered it up.
Pam Bondi knew all of this shit and covered it up.
Jeff Sessions knew all of this shit and covered it up.
Bill Barr knew all of this shit and covered it up.
Merrick Garland knew all of this shit and covered it up.
Pam Bondi knew all of this shit and covered it up.
Sitting at a Heathrow Airport hotel in the dark due to a power outage.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Sitting at a Heathrow Airport hotel in the dark due to a power outage.
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#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
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Don’t let these two get away. They are also in the Epstein files
November 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
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Once again confirming that white, rich neo babies are the true DEI that needs to end 🙄
Kai Trump Has Rough Start At Prestigious Golf Tournament That Granted Her Special Spot
Donald Trump’s granddaughter had been given a rare exemption to make her LPGA Tour debut in The Annika.
www.huffpost.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Once again confirming that white, rich neo babies are the true DEI that needs to end 🙄
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There are soa hotels that offer less services
November 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
There are soa hotels that offer less services
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Eight Senators snuck in a MILLION-DOLLAR PAYOUT for themselves for being investigated for their possible involvement in the January 6th insurrection.
There is no money for healthcare, but there is money for a payout to Senators? This is fucken 🐂 💩!
There is no money for healthcare, but there is money for a payout to Senators? This is fucken 🐂 💩!
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Eight Senators snuck in a MILLION-DOLLAR PAYOUT for themselves for being investigated for their possible involvement in the January 6th insurrection.
There is no money for healthcare, but there is money for a payout to Senators? This is fucken 🐂 💩!
There is no money for healthcare, but there is money for a payout to Senators? This is fucken 🐂 💩!
Truer words have not been written!
November 13, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Truer words have not been written!
Aug 1, 2025: Maxwell, a convicted sex trafficker with a long sentence, is moved from a low-security prison to a minimum-security camp — the kind of place normally reserved for non-violent offenders. DOJ/BOP still haven’t given a clear public rationale. #Epstein
November 13, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Aug 1, 2025: Maxwell, a convicted sex trafficker with a long sentence, is moved from a low-security prison to a minimum-security camp — the kind of place normally reserved for non-violent offenders. DOJ/BOP still haven’t given a clear public rationale. #Epstein
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just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
Eight Democrats decided to help Trump end the shutdown without gaining a dime for healthcare. Congratulations—America’s opposition party just opposited itself. Apparently, Schumer’s strategy is to lose faster and call it bipartisanship.
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Eight Democrats decided to help Trump end the shutdown without gaining a dime for healthcare. Congratulations—America’s opposition party just opposited itself. Apparently, Schumer’s strategy is to lose faster and call it bipartisanship.
Schumer goes now
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Schumer goes now
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Clips like this are political gold
A $64,000 Thailand beach vacation package being auctioned off at Mar-a-Lago as Americans continue to struggle with high grocery prices
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Clips like this are political gold
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The truth.
October 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The truth.
You can tell a lot about old men who look at kids in airports 😬 #creepy #mitochondrialchallenged #rfk
September 1, 2025 at 4:31 AM
You can tell a lot about old men who look at kids in airports 😬 #creepy #mitochondrialchallenged #rfk
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Bwahahaha
Dearest Martha,
The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.
Yours in glaze,
The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.
Yours in glaze,
August 31, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Bwahahaha
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this is fucking great
August 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
this is fucking great
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